Comments on: What next for gingers?

By: axel

axel — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:54:08 +0000

I cant put what i thought up but i will merelt add the last sentence.

‘…so let it be flame throwers and cattle prods for all’

By: wonkotsane

wonkotsane — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:34:18 +0000

Gruff, you grassed me up you turncoat! I’ve been living in a secret underground bunker since Gordo came to power, it’s not safe in the real world world any more.

You will note that I haven’t expressed an opinion, merely canvassed the opinion of others. And I did consult with the ginger community before creating the poll.

By: Alfie the OK

Alfie the OK — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:28:30 +0000

I recommend dipping them in scalding hot tea (just their ginger nuts, obviously)….

By: William Gruff

William Gruff — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:25:13 +0000

Mrs Gruff has beautiful, silky, below waist length, Titian red hair, and she is aware of your unflattering opinion of redheads. She is not amused. She’s from Liverpool and knows that Stuart Parr lives in Telford. It’s a little known fact that a few Scousers are capable of obtaining access to the electoral roll and can read a map.

Of course, you may be more than capable of withstanding the door slamming, house shaking, giant killing, testicle shrivelling fury of a Liverpudlian redhead hell-bent on revenge but you may prefer to apologise (I was tough enough to marry her but even I say sorry).

Forget the TVLA! Forget HMRC! Forget even the SAS! Discretion is the better part of valour: Save yourself while there is still time.