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Archive for February, 2008

09 Feb

EU Constitution referendum legal bid fails

An attempt by a UKIP member to force a referendum on the EU Constitution has failed. Stuart Bower argued that Article 3 of the Human Rights Act guarantees the right to free elections and that No Mandate Brown has broken a manifesto promise to give a referendum and is therefore guilty of breach of contract. [...]

08 Feb

Jacqui Smith on Sharia Law

The Home Secretary was on the telly this morning telling everyone not to worry, we won’t be having Sharia law in Brrritain.  No, absolutely not.  Apart from the bit about having four wives.  Oh yeah, and the bits about Islamic banking and stuff.  But apart from that no, we won’t be having Sharia Law. You [...]

08 Feb

Resistance is futile, you WILL be federated

There is, I believe, a deliberate attempt to stifle all dissent and opposition throughout Federal Europe. The ”speaker” of the EU Parliament has been given the power to arbitarily decide who can and can’t speak in the EU Parliament after UKIP MEPs staged a legitimate protest against the EU Constitution.  This was done to protect freedom of [...]

07 Feb

Ah, that would explain a few things …

I’ve been trying to recover the login details for a blogger account all day and finally discovered the reason why I haven’t received the username/password reminder email. One of my email addresses at english-parliament.co.uk normally forwards to my “normal” email address but, I have just discovered, the forward has stopped working.  Some time ago by the [...]

07 Feb

You must be joking … right?

I thought I’d mistakenly typed the wrong url in and got a spoof version of the BBC News website when I read this but no, it’s not a joke. Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, says that adopting Sharia Law in the UK is inevitible and we should just get on with it.  He [...]

06 Feb

Shropshire Star: Councillor defends his role in company

The following article is in tonight’s Shropshire Star …  The leader of Telford & Wrekin Council today defended himself against claims of hypocrisy for taking an unpaid job with a controversial limited company in the West Midlands. Councillor Andrew Eade said although he had reservations, he felt that it was important for Telford to play [...]

06 Feb

Shropshire Star: MPs didn’t have long to prepare for EU vote

From last night’s Shropshire Star …  MPs didn’t have long to prepare for EU vote  MPs voted to give the EU not-a-constitution a second reading in a vote on Monday evening.  As sad as I may sound, I sat up and watched the debate and the vote on BBC Parliament. MPs received the consolidated version [...]

06 Feb

Bargain

A passenger sevice between Ebbw Vale and Cardiff has been restored for the first time in 46 years. The line has been used by freight trains but to make it suitable for passenger trains 18 miles of track had to be refitted at a cost of …   £35,000,000   Count the zeroes, that’s 35 [...]

05 Feb

US Elections

For everyone in England who is fed up with hearing more about the US elections than we do about our own damn elections, Wonko’s World is a …     Whoever wins, America will still be run by fundamentalist christian nut jobs, there are far more important things to talk about! Technorati Tags: Elections

05 Feb

British government approves bigomy

The British government has announced that bigamist muslims will be allowed to claim Income Support and Tax Credits for all their wives. Bigamy is illegal here but muslims who marry abroad where it is legal to take up to 4 wives will be allowed to claim the extra benefits which could come to about £10k [...]

04 Feb

Indoctrination of English children doomed to failure

David Blunkett has warned that there are not enough teachers to give Britishness lessons. Citizenship lessons are mandatory in English schools only and last year, No Mandate Brown announced that he would force the indoctrination of English children with his “British” values.  He cannot, of course, insist on the indoctrination of children in his own constituency because [...]

04 Feb

Six Nations: Scotland -v- France

Saturday’s defeat at the hands of the mutton munchers was made slightly more palatable by yesterday’s demolition of the sweaty socks by the cheese eating surrender monkey’s. Our friends north of the border lost by 21 points putting them firmly at the bottom of the table on points difference after the opening fixtures.  Hopefully they’ll stay [...]

02 Feb

2008 Six Nations: England -v- Wales

It’s only 5 minutes until England’s opening Six Nations match against Wales. Not so long ago I’d have been looking forward to this game to see how much of a pasting we give the mutton munchers but just lately Wales have become a force to contend with and it’ll be a challenging game. Jonny Wilkinson is [...]

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