Comments on: Hello, I’m from the ministry http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/ I'm not the Messiah, I'm a very naughty boy Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:49:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20339 axel Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:22:05 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20339 Yes, there will be 'some' with valid reasons, glandular reasons and knackered kneecaps seem lile valid ones to me, as do drug induced weight gain and condition that limit your excercise and or metabolism. but being a fat kid because all you do is eat chips and watch TV is not a medical reason. There have always been fat people,but never in the field of human gastronomy has so much been eaten by so few, in such a short time as to render them incapable of getting to their local Greggs without electric wheeled chairs, 'Wide Load' emblazoned underpants and trained monkeys that screech warning calls when their gravitationally crippled masters reverse their transport. Yes, there will be ‘some’ with valid reasons, glandular reasons and knackered kneecaps seem lile valid ones to me, as do drug induced weight gain and condition that limit your excercise and or metabolism.

but being a fat kid because all you do is eat chips and watch TV is not a medical reason.

There have always been fat people,but never in the field of human gastronomy has so much been eaten by so few, in such a short time as to render them incapable of getting to their local Greggs without electric wheeled chairs, ‘Wide Load’ emblazoned underpants and trained monkeys that screech warning calls when their gravitationally crippled masters reverse their transport.

]]> By: wonkotsane http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20336 wonkotsane Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:31:18 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20336 Agree with you almost entirely axel but you have to bear in mind that there are sometimes medical reasons why someone is overweight. I probably wouldn't be a porker if I was able to exercise properly but as it is, at the age of 30 I've had 13 arthroscopies and 3 lots of open surgery on my knees. My nan had something wrong with her that caused her to put loads of weight on, something hormonal I think. Even something as simple as a slow metabolism can cause someone to put weight on because not only do their bodies metabolise their food more slowly but they also have less energy as a result. Certainly not making excuses for fatness and I accept that most fat people are fat because they ear roo much and are terminally lazy but there <i>can</i> be genuine reasons or contributing factors to being fat. Agree with you almost entirely axel but you have to bear in mind that there are sometimes medical reasons why someone is overweight. I probably wouldn’t be a porker if I was able to exercise properly but as it is, at the age of 30 I’ve had 13 arthroscopies and 3 lots of open surgery on my knees. My nan had something wrong with her that caused her to put loads of weight on, something hormonal I think. Even something as simple as a slow metabolism can cause someone to put weight on because not only do their bodies metabolise their food more slowly but they also have less energy as a result.

Certainly not making excuses for fatness and I accept that most fat people are fat because they ear roo much and are terminally lazy but there can be genuine reasons or contributing factors to being fat.

]]> By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20333 axel Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:54:34 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20333 In fact no, if your kids are obese, it shows you are an incompotent parent, who needs educated about things like nutrition and excercise In fact no, if your kids are obese, it shows you are an incompotent parent, who needs educated about things like nutrition and excercise

]]> By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20332 axel Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:51:32 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20332 yes, most of us are bang on normal but for those of us who are drains on our hard pressed health service due to self indulgence, stupidity or laziness, they get the ire of my wrath. In Edinburgh all the buses have areas for prams/wheel chairs and ignoring the weird politics of that, these pram areas are now being fought over by fat people, who cannot get into normal seats or stand for the length of their short journeys or who do not like being poked with sharp sticks when they block the aisles. The people who have eaten themselves into such a state that they can only go to the hospital with the aid of the fire service and the special big ambulances. The people who have to go to special crematoria because they are too big to fit into normal crematoria, it is surely a sign that some people are needing something done when there is a commercial oppurtunity for obesity to make a profit! rant over, i will go and lie down in a darkened room :p yes, most of us are bang on normal but for those of us who are drains on our hard pressed health service due to self indulgence, stupidity or laziness, they get the ire of my wrath.

In Edinburgh all the buses have areas for prams/wheel chairs and ignoring the weird politics of that, these pram areas are now being fought over by fat people, who cannot get into normal seats or stand for the length of their short journeys or who do not like being poked with sharp sticks when they block the aisles.

The people who have eaten themselves into such a state that they can only go to the hospital with the aid of the fire service and the special big ambulances.

The people who have to go to special crematoria because they are too big to fit into normal crematoria, it is surely a sign that some people are needing something done when there is a commercial oppurtunity for obesity to make a profit!

rant over, i will go and lie down in a darkened room :p

]]> By: wonkotsane http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20331 wonkotsane Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:25:36 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20331 You're bang on "normal" Jerry. You’re bang on “normal” Jerry.

]]> By: jerry http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20330 jerry Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:00:49 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20330 I myself weigh about 11.5 stone and am 6 feet.Would you call that fat?And I dont mean the goverment especially but the whole society at the moment.Dont you see it in the ads?Buy this and you wont become fat and tv programms telling you that you should not have any self respect if you are overweight.Anorexic models are cool and people that are a bit over weight dont respect their body.Why dont you just let them lead their life without telling them what to do? I myself weigh about 11.5 stone and am 6 feet.Would you call that fat?And I dont mean the goverment especially but the whole society at the moment.Dont you see it in the ads?Buy this and you wont become fat and tv programms telling you that you should not have any self respect if you are overweight.Anorexic models are cool and people that are a bit over weight dont respect their body.Why dont you just let them lead their life without telling them what to do?

]]> By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20329 axel Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:44:57 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20329 Jerry, when your stupidity and fatness starts wasting my tax money, you are damn right i want the authorities poking you with a stick saying, 'Hey tubbs, diet time!' Jerry, when your stupidity and fatness starts wasting my tax money, you are damn right i want the authorities poking you with a stick saying, ‘Hey tubbs, diet time!’

]]> By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20328 axel Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:42:32 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20328 No, wonko, gayness is not currently regarded as a medical problem and i reckon the PCTs dont want to step away from their area of expertise. No, wonko, gayness is not currently regarded as a medical problem and i reckon the PCTs dont want to step away from their area of expertise.

]]> By: jerry http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20327 jerry Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:34:08 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20327 What the hell is wrong with these people can't you lead your life like you want to anymore?All these healthfreaks running around telling you thats bad for you and so on and so on.How about they stop telling people what to do and what not.If it was up to them we wouldn't even be born so we wouldn't be to fat to their standards. What the hell is wrong with these people can’t you lead your life like you want to anymore?All these healthfreaks running around telling you thats bad for you and so on and so on.How about they stop telling people what to do and what not.If it was up to them we wouldn’t even be born so we wouldn’t be to fat to their standards.

]]> By: wonkotsane http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20326 wonkotsane Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:18:57 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20326 Na, they're too busy <a href="http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/07/08/get-a-grip-cleggover/" rel="nofollow">picking on gay kids</a>. ;) Na, they’re too busy picking on gay kids. )

]]> By: axel http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/comment-page-1/#comment-20324 axel Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:14:11 +0000 http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/wordpress/2008/08/05/hello-im-from-the-ministry/#comment-20324 Everybody likes to pick on the fat kids, maybe the PCTs want to join in and piss on someone who is too fat and/or stupid to chase them? Everybody likes to pick on the fat kids, maybe the PCTs want to join in and piss on someone who is too fat and/or stupid to chase them?

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