Comments on: All animals are equal … but some animals are more equal than others

By: axel

axel — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:55:04 +0000

Jerry, very good )

Everyone else, I was not dead, in jail or sectioned, I was in Germany, munich to be precise.

It was very strange, nearly everything worked and if it was not working, it was being fixed, hooray.

Oki, not so different from here, I guess, a lot of things do work and when they do break, they sometimes get fixed too!

By: jerry

jerry — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:05:30 +0000

This is a bit out of context but I hope you’ll still laugh about it:

The Heaviest Element known to Science.

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A
tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less
than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as
many peons but twice as many morons.

By: Charlie Marks

Charlie Marks — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:12:37 +0000

Good point Stan. A lot of them probably thought they were above being subjected to heavy-handed policing.

Recall how the corruption probe into “cash for honours” was conducted.

By: Stan

Stan — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:55:17 +0000

Personally I think it’s good to see that MP’s are able to witness first hand how anti-terror legislation can be twisted and used against people.

By: wonkotsane

wonkotsane — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:02:35 +0000

Burying bad news, management of the media – it’s all there in Orwell’s books. People think that comparing current events to Animal Farm or 1984 are an exaggeration but it’s really not!

By: Charlie Marks

Charlie Marks — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:30:06 +0000

You will note too that the raid took place when they knew the focus of the press and broadcast media would be on the terrorist attacks in India.

By: steadmancinques

steadmancinques — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:02:22 +0000

I do sincerely hope that they are lying, because if they are not and they really didn’t know, it means that the forces of the State are no longer controlled by the elected representatives of the people, and determine for themselves whether to intimidate MP’s doing their job, to invade parliament, and to loot and confiscate anything that takes their fancy. In that case we have already crossed the barrier from being a democratic society well into a grey area on the way to becoming a fully fledged police state.
However I do believe they are lying; firstly, it’s inconceivable that Smith didn’t know, considering who else did; secondly, if she sneezes she won’t blow her nose until she’s asked Gordo which handkerchief to use; thirdly, the whole operation and deployment of the Goon Squad has the Goblin King’s great clunking fist written all over it.
Sir Ian Blair? Don’t make me laugh. Nobody thought it worth bothering to tell him that the Goon Squad had killed an innocent man on his patch until the day after the event; the whole command and control function for which he was responsible was a complete fucking shambles on the day, but he never went near the place.

By: axel

axel — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 08:30:34 +0000

Of course, Ian Blair……

That expalins it.