Anyone but Murray

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray has progressed to the fourth round of the Australian Open and looks dangerously close to winning his first ever grand slam.

Don’t worry though, there’s still time to make your very own Andy “Anyone but England” Murray voodoo doll by following these simple instructions.

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8 comments

  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    dont worry guys, he’s not played anyone worthwhile yet 😉

  2. tommy3lions (9 comments) says:

    He sounds more like a yank these days.

  3. Wyrdtimes (31 comments) says:

    Result 🙂

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    See, now he has played someone worthwhile, all is happiness again 🙂

  5. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Thank god for that. I didn’t get a chance to make the voodoo doll in the end although the ginger one said he was going to do one so maybe he’s to thank.

  6. axel (1214 comments) says:

    take a dump in a jiffy bag and send it to him via Number 10, I’m sure they will forward it for you 😉

  7. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Some of your compatriates have got a trademark on that already!

  8. Stan (222 comments) says:

    I’m not really bothered about tennis very much, but I must admit that my ears did prick up on Sunday when the sports reader on BBC 24 said enthusiastically “The woman’s draws have been blown wide open”.

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