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Archive for January, 2009

12 Jan

Mock outrage at Prince Harry

Islamic pressure groups, newspapers and David Camoron have lined up to express mock outrage at Prince Harry calling one of his asian army friends a paki another, a raghead. The Torygraph has a copy of the mobile phone videos recorded by Harry three years ago, courtesy of the News of the World, in its article [...]

11 Jan

Welcome to Planet Labour

The LabourList website is being relaunched with a new design. Don’t worry though, it’s still a waste of bandwidth populated by the same tired old sycophant party officials, failed politicians and corrupt communists. Of course, with the website being hosted on Planet Labour, you can expect the usual bizarre version of reality that Labour supporters [...]

10 Jan

Gross!

Just done the mini-wonko’s a sandwich and gave them the choice of the extensive cheese collection. Two orders for a Red Leicester cheese sandwich, one for a white Lancashire cheese sandwich and one for a Chive and Onion cheese, Tuna & Mayonnaise and Cucumber sandwich. Where on earth does that child get his tastes from?  [...]

10 Jan

Microsoft Browser Arrogance

I have a hotmail account which I only use for MSN Messenger but from time to time I do check Hotmail because some of my MSN contacts send emails to my Hotmail account. For instance, I received an invitation today to contribute to a blog and it was sent to my Hotmail account.  MSN Messenger [...]

09 Jan

Israel engineers civilian massacre

The UN released a statement last night claiming that Israeli soldiers evacuated 110 Palestinian civilians, half of them children, into a single home telling them it was for their safety.  The brave Israeli military then deliberately self-defenced the house with their American bombs the following day killing 30 people, 3 of which were children. This [...]

07 Jan

The NHS at its best

My father-in-law is disabled because of an über-rare disorder caused by a brain tumor when he was a child.  He is now deaf, has no balance and has no short-term memory.  My mother-in-law is his carer – he can’t go out without a wheelchair any more, he doesn’t feel pain and if left to his [...]

07 Jan

Israel continues to defy will of international community

The head of the UN has again called for Israel to cease its military action in Palestine and Israel has again ignored him.  Just like they have when every other president, prime minister and foreign minister (apart from the Americans of course) has called on them to stop. I’ve just sent the following email to [...]

06 Jan

Petition for El Gordo to resign

Either someone was snoozing or pissed off when this petition came in: We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign due to gross financial incompetence in running the British economy.  Sign the petition.  Tell your friends, relatives, acquaintances and mortal enemies to sign it.  Put it on your blog, on forums, even on the [...]

06 Jan

Israel self-defences two UN schools

Israel claims that it is acting in self-defence by invading Gaza to stop the indiscriminate attacks from Hamas which are targetted at civillian areas.  So can someone explain how Israel bombing two UN schools in crowded refugee camps in Gaza – presumably deliberate targets bearing in mind the top-grade weaponry the Americans have given them [...]

04 Jan

Gordo has all the answers

Alistair Darling has said that injecting more taxpayers money into the banking sector “is not your first port of call”. Well thank fuck for that because printing a few billion extra pound notes just isn’t an option.  Darling has already handed over £50bn to the biggest banks and £200bn to the Bank of England for [...]

03 Jan

Israel launches ground invasion of Gaza

So, Israel has finally launched its inevitable ground invasion of Gaza.  It was bound to happen ever since they got embarrassed by Hezbollah when they invaded Lebanon last year. It’s now 8 days since Hamas broke its ceasefire with Israel.  It wasn’t much of a ceasefire anyway – Israel has been bombing Gaza and Hamas [...]

02 Jan

British government refuses to scrap hospital parking charges in England

The Scottish government ban on hospital parking charges came into effect on the 1st of January leaving England the only part of the UK where everyone has to pay to park on hospital car parks. Hospital car parks have been free to use in Wales since April and in Northern Ireland, chronically ill patients and [...]

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