Global warming in action

Put your factor 400 sun cream back in the drawer, the National Solar Observatory and US Air Force Research Authority have warned that we could be heading for a mini ice age within a decade thanks to a drop in sun-spot activity.

I remember the tail end of the scaremongering over the impending ice age when I started secondary school and that was 22 years ago.  Back then the scientists were convinced we were about to enter into another ice age, just like they’re convinced now that we’re going to see global warming.  The only difference is that back then the ice age propaganda wasn’t being used by politicians for political gain or to make corrupt scientists very rich and powerful whereas global warming climate change global climate disruption propaganda is.

I wonder what scare it’ll be in another 20 years’ time.

So that’s 5 more reasons not to vote for Liebour when Bottler Brown eventually calls an election.

Just as well El Gordo stands as much chance as a ghost’s fart in a force 10 gale.

They say the party is “deeply divided” and that the question of McBroon’s leadership needs to be “sorted out once and for all”.

The Liebour Party is battling with crippling debts and is technically insolvent.  It is facing regular revolts from the unions that are keeping them out of the bankruptcy courts and MPs are in open revolt.  There are more unelected peers in the cabinet than there has ever been in history, making a mockery of Liebour’s claim to be the party of the working class man.  Liebour was virtually wiped out at the EU election in June last year, coming in fourth place behind the Tories, UKIP and – embarassingly – the Lib Dims.  The state of the economy would shame a third world finance minister and the Liebour propaganda machine just churns out meaningless drivel about “our message”, “shared values”, “fairness” and “getting on with the job” to mask the fact that they have absolutely no idea what to do next.

It remains to be seen whether Liebour MPs ditch El Gordo this close to an election.  Not only does it show how weak and divided they are, but surely even the Liebour Party wouldn’t dare to impose yet another no mandate Prime Minister on us without an election?  Has there ever been a case in our history where we’ve had three Prime Minister’s from the same party with only one election?  Perhaps that’s their plan – to oust McBroon, call a snap election and try and stem their losses?

I have a feeling the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan will call an early election and hope for a career-saving miracle rather than lose a ballot on his leadership but once the election is over, he will be gone and Peter Mandelson will flounce in to take his place.  Mandelson has been hogging the limelight ever since he began his bizarre third stint in government and only yesterday he announced plans for a one-off Queen’s Jubilee bank holiday in England in 2010 despite the British Department for English Media, English Culture and English Sport being the ones running with it.

Mandelson’s leadership campaign started the minute he was brough back into McBroon’s cabinet of all the talentless.

Anyway, I noticed that they’ve all got new name badges with new job titles such as “Front Till Expert” and “Window Till Expert”.  In fact, every name badge I saw had the word “Expert” on it.  I’m not entirely convinced that anyone working in KFC is an expert in anything.

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Back in September a group of hippy freaks from Greenpeace broke into Kingsnorth power station and caused £30k of damage.  They got away with it because they convinced a judge that their bullshit discredited climate change theories said that the power station would cause more damage to the environment than they were causing to the power station so their vandalism and criminal damage was justified.

I said then that the defence would be used again and it has – the Drax eco-terrorists tried to use the same defence but thankfully this judge didn’t buy into their climate change bollocks and refused to listen to their “evidence”.

Socialist Unity are having a whip-round to pay their fines.  Good luck with that, Jobseekers Allowance doesn’t pay that much.

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Apparently TWS thought it was funny but the council weren’t amused and told them to sort it out.  Needless to say, my bins were put back where they got them from today.

I did ask my spy if I was going to get a cheque for £75 but they thought it unlikely.

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This will be in the post today.

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Genius!

Funny but a little unfair on the cheeky chaps from Tynside.

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After the list got to about 170 signatures, most of which I saved for prosperity, they took out all the spam and were left with … 7 names.  Oh dear.

There have been a couple of attempts to clear the petition up but the list of spam names is growing all the time.  One again, I’ll save the names for prosperity here:

• Brad Owen
• john fisk
• I. Wright
• Nicola O’Connor
• Paul Uppal
• Brid Mary Campbell
• Tracey Hoek
• Ali Craft
• rita holland
• John Doe
• peter greenhill
• Robin Scott
• Raj Scott
• Adam Applegarth
• Andrew Ford
• Truman Antrum
• Ben Unkerman
• Ferdy & Liza Packer
• R Barker
• y jacobs
• Neil Roberts
• Victoria. G
• I R Manatee
• Jatin
• Hans-Peter Walsh
• linda wallace
• caitriona ni choitir
• Anthony Bowdidge
• Colin Mitchell
• Jonathan Bevington
• Annette Markillie
• Alan Markillie
• Joe King
• Fuj Pakab Rown
• And still the Scottish Robber, Scottish Raj, and T.Antrum remain – LOL
• As do John Doe, Ferdy Liza Packer, a marine mammal and others – ROFLMAO
• Field Marshall Sir Arthur Grebe-Streebling
• Bonehead Brown
• I R Another Manatee… hello
• Albi Fayed
• barrack obama
• Ivan R. Donne
• Mrs Myrtle Proper
• Richard Head
• Tanya Hyde
• Robin Demmall
• Chris Lyon
• Wayne Kergurden
• Jane Doe
• W. Mittie
• Bob Mougarby
• Madame la Guillotine
• Edna Basket
• Yosif Stalin
• Rex Nation
• Gerry Mannering
• Hal Furney
• William Joyce
• Sarah Brown
• Tony, Cherie and the rest of the Blairs. Doing a fine job, Gordy. Keep it up.
• Roger the Cabine Boy

What a joke our glorious leader is.  Is there a single person in this country that has even the slightest bit of respect for him?

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But it’s spawned another petition calling for him to carry on leading our great country which I would urge you to sign.  I don’t imagine the petition will be there for long so I’ll list the names below …

• Brad Owen
• john fisk
• Ashie
• Joy Wendy Endcomes
• Andrew Neil
• Charles Ponzi
• D N Disnigh
• Noki Aitonthehead
• I. Wright
• Mr N.O. McMandate
• Ivor Broquen-Printer
• Mr. P. Iss-Off
• Mr S Meargate
• Dustin Mihands
• Gordon Smallcock
• Mrs Tricoteuse
• Prof L. Igate-Tosser
• Nick Robinson
• Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
• Sarah Brown
• Gordon pension robber Brown
• All your friends at the BBC
• A.S. Long-As-It’s The Wright Thing
• Juan Ay-Jocque
• Billy Nomates
• I.T. Beganinamerica
• Simon Scrotum
• No More Return To Boom And BUST
• Karl Marx
• Dolly Draper
• Orson Carte
• Phil McHunt
• Imoff Tofrance
• Nucking Futter
• R Ving-Lhuun
• Mr Bunk Spubble (Labour supporter)
• it’s oor oil
• Andrew Marr
• F*ck off back to Scotland
• Arthur Brown Penis
• Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
• Referee R.ndum and U. Ropevote
• Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
• Nicola O’Connor
• Wayne Kerr. Go Gordon your doing a grand job!
• Vaal Ewes
• Seymour Jocksin-Cabinet
• Bob Roberts Hamster
• Betty Swallocks
• Rock Ing-Horse
• M. Outhbreather
• Hugh R. Slicker
• Ilick Windows
• Blair mayne UUPCON
• I Hate Broon
• Robert Barking-Roberts
• K Y Jelly
• Toenails Robinson
• Jacqui Five-Bellies
• google ho-tel
• Jim Hacker’s Dangly Knackers
• Stalin
• Hugh Janus
• Josef Fritzel
• My mate Gordo and me shag sheep at the weekends
• Esan Utter
• Iain Dale media whore
• Frankie McCheesecake
• Phil MacAvity
• Monk d’willy da honk
• 1eyed Scottish IDIOT
• HARRIET (too big for my boots) HARMAN
• Jonah Broon
• C.U. Jimmy
• U MacMesick
• B Ukake-Smith
• I.F. No-Job
• Tony Blair
• Napoleon,Snowball,Squealer and the rest of the pigs from Animal Farm
• Aime Wright-Burke
• Adolf Hitler
• Gordon FitzPeter
• Peter FitzGordon
• Gote Farqhuhar
• Mike Hunt
• Rufus T- Smee
• Damian McSmear
• Another fat faced bogey eater
• I’m going to emmigrate if Brown still leads the UK in a week
• Len dusafiver
• Titanic Captain
• prudence mcnutter
• Yuri Wright -Tosser
• Mr. You Don’t Stand a Chance.
• His Holiness Pope Tony; purveyor of snake oil and associated transitory miracles
• Cyclops McFuckup
• R.E. Sign-u-tosser
• Ian Brady
• King Cnut and you have something in common
• Zanu Liebour
• Ivor Hardon
• Hugh G. Rection
• B.Uggeroff
• Sir Fred Goodwin (thanks for the knighthood)
• Paki Shop Owner
• Ayatollah Hogmanay
• Tony ‘I got out with at least some credibility’ Blair
• Chipped Wheelie Bin
• F Cough andie
• Brownisahoon
• Piss Off Brown!!
• Fidel X Penses
• Tony (I’m back and available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs) Blair
• Gay Gordons Syphilitic Knobcheese
• ALan Duncan Comic Genius
• Polly the Tuscan
• S Nottgobbler
• Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
• Iwillnotlethousepricesgetoutofcontrol
• Guido Fawkes
• G B Rownsakundt
• Paul Uppal
• Winston Smith

One or two of those might be down to me.  Ahem.

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Now, it’s important not to confuse the UK First Party with the British First Party, which is a different British fascist party, or the England First Party which appears to have borrowed half of its manifesto from Mein Kampf.

The UK First Party was co-founded by Peter Cole, the now ex-chairman of the UKIP Fenland branch which he dissolved when he set up his new party. Peter Cole has been in open revolt against Nigel Farage and the NEC for some time now.

The UK First Party blog gives an insight into what we can expect from them in the future. They are making much of the fact that Peter Cole is Tom Wise MEP’s secretary and the fact that both Tom Wise and Ashley Mote might not think they’re complete fruitcakes. According to the blog, Wise and Mote are both UKIP MEPs. They may have been elected as UKIP MEPs but they were both expelled from the party – Mote because he was charged with fraud and is currently on police bail and Wise because he was accused of fraud by the EU (over his secretarial expenses, incidently).

So while they are telling readers that they have the secretary of a UKIP MEP in their party and two UKIP MEPs that might support them, the truth is that two independent MEPs – one of which is a convicted fraudster – haven’t laughed at them and the secretary of one of those independent MEPs is a founder of their party. Not exactly the coup they make it out to be!

The official leader of the UK First Party is Rebecca Faye Hilman and its treasurer is Tamsin Ruth Bowden and the registered address – 18 Falconers Mews in Swindon – is someone’s house on a new housing development. The UK First Party doesn’t have any registered emblems and bizarrely, they’ve declared themselves not to be a small party. Where they’re going to find 10 grand to field a candidate in an EU election is anyone’s guess.

The UK First Party has been compared to Veritas, perhaps a little unkindly. Veritas is, after all, still limping along in relative obscurity 4 years after Robert Kiljoy-Slick started it all off.

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This time he’s offended blind people, disabled people and Scottish people by calling El Gordo a one-eyed Scottish idiot.

It’s interesting to see the amount of people who claim to be offended by what Clarkson said and it’s unfortunate that he’s apologised (although he refused to apologise about calling him an idiot) because when you examine the facts – he’s Scottish, he’s blind in one eye and he’s an idiot – Clarkson was bang on the money.

If Clarkson’s comment was offensive to the sweaty socks, perhaps this advert I did for the CEP a while ago will get the Scots and the English worked up …

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RBS had another bumper rights issue as part of the deal with the devil Alistair Darling to get their hands on a few billion more of our hard earned cash. The idea was that they’d get loads of money of the taxpayer and then issue a few million shares to dilute the taxpayers stake in the bank to make sure the UK Treasury was a minority shareholder. Which would have been quite clever if it wasn’t for the fact that the bank is insolvent and the shares quite obviously so high risk as to be worthless as evidenced by the fact that hardly anybody has bought any of the new shares.

The upshot of this is that the UK Treasury now owns 57.9% of “oor bank”. That should please Alex Salmond.

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Someone has leaked the BNP’s membership list and posted it on the internet.

Some BNP members are less than please judging by the comments on one BNP blog. Some of them are unhappy because they’re ashamed of their membership and have been outed and some are understandably worried because they could lose their jobs – such as the police officers who are banned from joining the BNP and whose names and professions are on the list.

There is open revolt on BNP blogs about this. Interesting, there are complaints about the BNP membership figures being inflated by as much as 50% and those false figures being used by Griffin to stop attempts to remove him as leader.

And in case anyone is wondering, I’ve checked the list and there are people I know to be BNP members on the list so it’s genuine.

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