According to a new report by Civitas, the majority of Britons are now officially recognised as members of an “oppressed group”.
“Oppressed groups” include
birds women, puffs homosexuals, cripples disabled people and darkies ethnic minorities. Think I just managed to get away with that one which is good because members of these “oppressed groups” – 73% of the population – are entitled to special protection.
The report criticses the British government for the ridiculous state of affairs where almost three quarters of the population are officially classified as victims saying that the victim culture is undermining democracy and the concept of everyone being equal in the eyes of the law.