The Fortean Times merrily pointed out this morning on Twitter that the Olympic mascots “appear to be Cyclops-eyed, pincer-handed aliens“.
Anyway, what about those mascots, eh? Very shiny, and bit angry looking and just a little bit phallic (in-keeping with the theme set by the Lisa Simpson blowjob logo). But I can forgive their inadequacies somewhat because one of them is names after my home town.
I grew up in Much Wenlock and quite frankly the town makes very little of the fact that the modern Olympics probably wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for Dr William Penny Brookes and his Wenlock Olympian Games. Having the mascot named after the town might just be the kick up the arse they need to start making the effort to capitalise on the Olympic connection.
That said, the town council did ask the International Olympic Committee for permission a few years ago to put the Olympic rings logo on the signs at the entrance to the town but they were turned down. Now might be an opportune moment to ask again.
The organisers of the London Olympics reckon they can raise £15m peddling Wenlock and Mandeville tat. I’m not convinced they’re going to make much money out of merchandising although they do bear more than a passing resemblance to Crazy Bones which might earn them a few quid from special editions.
Unsurprisingly, the mascots have already been extensively photoshopped. The chav one is my favourite.
Well, that’s about all you can expect on the great white Olympic elephant from me. Waste of money and no English team, what is there to interest me other than the connection with the town I grew up in? Oh, and if anyone wants a guided tour of Wenlock from a local, I’m available for a small fee. 😉