I keep my ID in my pants

The England Project tells us of a cunning plan to cause some grief if (when) ID cards become compulsory.

Rather than refuse to carry an ID card which would be against the law, they suggest you carry one down your pants and make a show of retrieveing it every time you are requested or required to do so.

An excellent suggestion which I will certainly be happy to do when they eventually drag the law kicking and screaming through parliament against the will of the people.