Asylum figures materialise out of thin air

The figures on asylum that the government said were impossible to produce before the election have mysteriously materialised after it. Of course, it could genuinely be that the figures weren't aavailable and have been researched and compiled in the last few weeks. Alternatively, it could be that the government thought their chances of re-election might have been hampered if the public knew that under the Labour Party, the number of illegal immigrants in the UK has risen to 1 in 100.

1 in 100. Think about it. How many houses are there in your street? Assuming an average of 4 people per household that's 1 illegal immigrant per 25 houses. In my street there are 185 houses meaning that going on averages there must be 7 and a half illegal immigrants living here (I don't want to see the half ... messy).