Source: BBC News
With the UK successfully incorporated as the 51st State of America, attentions in the Whitehouse have naturally turned to the future.
President Bush has broken out his lucky crayons and My Little Dictator(tm) Atlas and has started drawing up invasion plans for Iran.
We are currently at stage 1 of the battle plan (red crayon) which involves making up evidence of WMD (again), stories of collaboration with the "enemy" (again) and state-sponsorship of terrorism (again).
Now he's going to the UN, which he respects so much that he totally ignored it over Iraq, to try and get some official and lawful reason to invade Iran.
The book is now wide open as to which US Middle Eastern client state will become the 52nd State. William Hill are offering 50/1 on Afghanistan, 7/3 on Iraq and 9/4 on Iran with an 250/1 accumulator on Osama Bin Laden marrying George Galloway in Eurodisney.