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Saturday, January 07, 2006

Twat of the Year: Results

As promised, the much fairly hardly anticipated results of the Twat of the Year award.

2005 saw many deserving winners of the Twat of the Week award with the fat turd Prescott ending the year as top of the twats.

A reminder of the Twat of the Year candidates again ...

John "Fat Turd" Prescott
Traitor Blair
David "Tory Blair" Cameron
David Davis (Barnett Formula is pretty sacrosanct)
AA Gill (Why I hate the English)
Oliver Letwin

Now this was tricky because I received the same number of votes for the Prescott, Cameron and Gill. Because it was such a difficult decision I decided to consult Mrs Sane ...

Me: "If you had Prescott, Cameron and Gill lined up against a wall and one bullet, which one would get it?"
Mrs: "I'd line them all up facing me and shoot them."
Me: "Good answer."

However, there has to be one winner and that person is ...
















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AA Gill

AA Gill is the miserable, snivelling little tosspot who wrote an article in the Times telling us why he hates the English and more recently a book entitled "Hunting the English" in which he describes us as a cancer. He can't slag the English off enough when he's pretending to be Scottish even though he only lived in Scotland for less than a year as a new born baby.

He's a manky little turd who I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire and a thoroughly deserving winner of the Twat of the Year award.