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Monday, February 13, 2006

Twat of the Week: Dave Richards

A very close vote this week but we do have a winner. Until last night Traitor Blair was looking like a clear winner but when it came to it he ended up losing by one vote. Sound familiar?

A quick reminder of the contenders this week:

Dave Richards - "For me, there is no distinction between English and British"
John "Fat Turd" Prescott - Making a mockery of the select committee interviewing him on serious constitutional issues
Gordon "Ignorant Jock" Brown - British, British, British, Bollocks
Charles "Sweaty Baboon" Clarke - Still not backing down on Police mergers or ID Cards
Traitor Blair - Refusing to stop MP's with constituencies in Scotland and Wales voting on English legislation

The votes have been counted and here are the results of the English jury:

Gordon Brown 2 (Le Jock Ignorante, deux points)
Charles Clarke 4 (Le Baboone Perspirant, quatre points)
John Prescott 21% 5 (Le Gross Merde, cinq points)
Tony Blair 25% 6 (La Banque Porcine, six points)
Dave Richards 29% 7 (La Salope de le semain, sept points)

Just like being at the Eurovision Song Contest eh?

There is a difference between Britain and England and no, the Republic of Ireland is not part of either. You are a complete and utter fuckwit and an utter twat. I hope the knighthood you are obviously expecting is worth it. Dave Richards, you are this weeks Twat of the Week.