Value for money Monarchy

According to this BBC News story, the Monarchy costs us £36m per year - equivalent to 61p a year each. In my opinion, they're worth every penny and every time I see a story about the Queen cutting costs to please Traitor Blair or the government making decisions in her name, it makes me cringe.

To put a positive spin on the cost for the benefit of the country's treasonous republicans, Keeper of the Privy Purse, Alan Reid, has announced that the report into the cost of the Monarchy highlights a "value for money Monarchy".

Value for money? She's the bloody Queen! I just thank god he didn't use the word "prudent" or I might not have been able to control the urge to hunt him down and teach him some respect the old fashioned way.