Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Robin Cook to have post mortem

A post mortem is due to be carried out on Robin Cook following his death on a Scottish mountain the other day.

Conspiracy theories abound, the most popular one so far seems to be that the government had him assassinated for being opposed to the Iraq war. Hmmmm, I wonder if Elvis was involved in it somewhere.

Anyway, I look forward to the results of the post mortem which should hopefully answer, once and for all, definitively and without any shadow of a doubt, exactly which species Robin Cook was.