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Monday, December 19, 2005

Happy Christmas (terms & conditions apply)

Worried about the potential fallout from wishing someone a merry christmas or passing on seasons greetings? Worry no more!

Fellow Witanagemot Clubber, Gavin Corder, has assembled a crack team of lawyers and come up with a seasons greeting that is virtually incapable of offending anyone*.

The Politically Correct Christmas Greeting

* Except Christians and other people living in a Christian country who take offence at Christian celebrations being sidelined by politically correct muppets in case they offend easilly-offended people of other religions who choose to live in a Christian country but refuse to accept its customs. But that doesn't count.