The 7x7 Meme

I've been tagged by Francis at L'Ombre de L'Olivier.

Seven Things To Do Before I Die

1. Bungee Jump of some description
   
2. Run my own company
3. Retire at least 30 years before the event
   
4. Ride a very fast motorbike very fast
5. Invent something useful
6. Get very rich
7. Travel the world
   

Seven Things I Cannot Do

1. Sing
2. Dance
3. Run
4. DIY
5. Keep plants alive
6. Clean up sick
7. Stop being sarcastic

Seven Things That Attract Me to ... Mrs Sane

1. Beautiful
   
2. Funny
3. Caring
4. Friendly
5. Intelligent
6. She puts up with my crap jokes
   
7. Most importantly, I love her

Seven Things I Say

1. Bugger
2. Bollocks
3. Arse
4. Yeah I know (Little Britain style ... sad but I can't help myself)
5. Fuckwit
6. NO! (I have 4 kids)
7. It wasn't a question, it was an instruction (see 6)

Seven Books That I Love

1. Lord of the Rings (all of them)
2. Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett
3. Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett
4. Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett
5. Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
6. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett
7. A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett (you may have detected a theme)

Seven Movies That I've Loved (at different times)

1. Final Destination
2. Death Race 2000
3. Star Wars (all of them)
4. Monty Python Holy Grail
5. Italian Job (the one with Micheal Caine)
6. Matrix
7. Rugrats the Movie

Seven People To Tag

1. Gavin Corder
2. Tim at An Englishman's Castle
3. Anoneumouse (see I spelt it correctly) at The Anglo Saxon Chronicle
4. Alfie at Waking Hereward
5. Andy at Yellow Swordfish
6. Snafu at Not Proud of Britain
7. Gavin at GavPolitics