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Monday, February 13, 2006

This woman is not human

Mrs Sane is watching the Winter Olympics (I'm not bothered because I can't support England) and she just called me over to look at what just happened to a Chinese Figure Skating woman.

Basically, he partner threw her about 8 feet into the air for her to do what Mrs Sane informs me is called "a quad". She fumbled her return to the ice, dropped heavily to the floor on her right knee while her left leg slid away and she basically ended up doing a box splits.

The skater lady could hardly move, her partner had to hold her up. A couple of minutes later she's back out on the ice doing her business, jumping, the full works.

There's only one explanation - the Chinese are breeding mutant ice skaters.