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Sunday, July 02, 2006

England Out

England has bowed out of the World Cup after losing to Portugal on penalties. After losing Beckham to an injury and Rooney to an undeserved red card, the 10-man England team outplayed the Portuguese actors team for what remained of the second half and through injury time.

Rumours that Jack McConnell has declared a national holiday have yet to be substantiated.