Ruth Kelly wants to talk about ethnic tensions

The Minister for Communities, Ruth Kelly, has decided that we need a "new and honest" discussion about what is causing ethnic tensions. To this end, she has spent our taxes on a new Integration and Cohesion Commission.

Ruth, I'll save you the effort love. The cause of ethnic tensions are simple and we've been telling you and your other champagne socialist chums what they are for years. I'm quite happy to come down to London and tell you free of charge what the problems are. I'll even pay my own train ticket.

The problem is that ethnic minorities are encouraged by the politically correct British government and all the various hangers-on like the Commission for Racial Equality to segregate themselves. Every effort must be made to ensure that their alien culture and way of life are accommodated and prized at the expense of our own native culture and way of life. If you don't comply with this you are denounced as intolerent or racist. It is permissible to discriminate against the native people of this island to pacify those of ethnic minorities but certainly not the reverse. A group of self-appointed muslim community leaders requests an audience with Ruth Kelly to demand the introduction of Sharia Law in the UK and their request is granted. Were I to request an audience to discuss an English Parlaiment or regionalisation I would be turned down without a second thought.

Most English people do not have a problem with people moving to this country from overseas. What they do have a problem with is people moving to this country, insisting that we change our own way of life to accomodate theirs, refusing to speak English or to associate with anyone outside of their own culture. It simply isn't acceptable. We have our own way of life, our own values and our own culture. People moving to this country should accept and accomodate us, not the other way round.

I have just sent the following email to Ruth Kelly's department:

Hi,

I see that Ruth Kelly wants a "new and honest" debate on ethnic tensions. I would absolutely love to take part in a debate on the cause and solution of ethnic tensions in the UK. Looking at the committee members I see that they are all "experts" in their field but nobody seems to be an ordinary white English member of the public. This is a bit of an oversight as it is the "ordinary" people in this country that are directly affected by this, not ministers or business and faith leaders. I would like to put myself forward as the "expert" in the field of living in this country under the current regime.