Traitor Blair tells porkies ... again

It seems Traitor Blair, our beloved king ... president ... prime minister ... chief regional administrator, has been telling porkies again.

Tony "I am a passionate pro-European - I always have been" Blair, it turns out, hasn't always been the Europhile he claims to be. The Englishman's Castle tells us that the Traitor's election propoganda from 1982 when he stood in the Beaconsfield by-election informs his prospective constituents (who had the good sense not to vote for him) that "We'll negotiate a withdrawal from the E.E.C. which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs."

So, it's actually Chief Regional Administrator Tony "I am a passionate pro-European - I always have been ... apart from in 1982 when I was trying to get elected and the best chance I had was to abandon my beliefs and principles and lie to the public" Blair.

Surely, this is the record for the longest name for a British Prime Minister?