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Saturday, July 08, 2006

F**king Cats

I am sick to death of the local cats shitting all over my garden. I don't have a cat for two reasons - 1) because they irritate my asthma and 2) I can't stand the filthy vermin.

Number two son has come in from the garden covered in cat shit, the back garden stinks of it. It's all over the front law and the other day there was a pile of it on the path outside of the front door. Mrs Sane's swing chair thingy in the back garden has been pissed on and is covered in cat hair.

I've had enough and am at the point now where I'm quite prepared to put them out of my misery. Question is, if I dispatch them in a humane way can I get in trouble for it?