Archive for November 2006

Emotional Blackmail

My 2 year old daughter, Sophie: “Can I take my jumper off Dad?”

Me: “No”

Sophie: “Please Daddy”

Me: “No, it’s rude”

Sophie: “I’ll cry”

Me: “No”

Sophie: “Please, I’ll be sad”

😆

Rugby: England -v New Zealand

A tricky match for England tomorrow as they take on the mighty All Blacks.

The match is live on the BBC1 and BBC Radio 5 Live at 3:30pm tomorrow.

Do we stand a chance of winning?  We’ve lost 21 of our 28 matches against the All Blacks and since winning the world cup we’ve had a particularly bad run culminating in one of the most embarassing sporting defeats possible – losing to Scotland at anything other than Curling or Caber Tossing.

Still, it’s a home game and the run of bad luck has got to stop eventually and we are England after all!

Trafalgar Square global warming rally

A massive rally in Trafalgar Square takes place today calling for “urgent political action” to combat global warming.

Just goes to show how many people are ignorant of the fact that the average temperature of the earth is actually dropping and not, as is usually claimed, increasing at an alarming rate.

The King is dead, long live the McKing

It is an accepted fact that if Princess Tony can get away with it, the Ignorant Jock will be simply crowned as leader of the party and Prime Minister of the country.  This isn’t democratic of course but then neither is the Labour Party so it’s to be expected.

The Labour Party constitution says there has to be a leadership contest but no serious contenders have so far stepped forward.  A couple of Blairite North British MP’s have indicated they might stand but only one has confirmed that he will stand and it is thought that he is unlikely to get enough nominations to even stand.

Welsh and Northern Irish Secretary, Peter “I am committed to devolution as long as it’s not in England” Hain, has publicly announced that the Tartan Taxman will simply be elevated to the leadership without a contest.

It’s undemocratic and morally repulsive but what else would you expect from such a reprehensible bunch of crooks and tin-pot dictators?

Men cleared of racism over jelly babies

Two men have been cleared of racial harrasment over a private joke about black jelly babies in a trial costing the taxpayer a quarter of a million pounds.

The two men had been joking about black jelly babies with a colleague with whom they regularly had banter of a racial nature.

They denied the charges when arrested but the Crown Prosecution Service decided to prosecute anyway at huge expense to the taxpayer and for what?  Ridiculous.

BBC regional government spin

The BBC have carried out a poll in the North East euroregion on devolution and concluded that there is support for regional government because 69% want local control on issues such as transport.  The people questioned said they didn’t like unelected regional assemblies and only 20% of people think they do a worthwhile job.

The results of the survey do not indicate support for regional government.  The results say that the people of the North East want more control of local affairs.  The BBC doesn’t suggest that perhaps the desire to have more local control over transport is down to the fact that an MP elected in North Britain has control of England’s transport, something the people in the North East are particularly aware of and increasingly vocal about.

The answer to unaccountable central government is not regionalisation.  Regional government is not accountable, nor is it popular.  The British government is highly centralised as far as England is concerned but what people do not want is centralised regional government.  The euroregions, city regions and the new transnational regions aren’t local, they’re regional.  The West Midlands euroregion is a perfect example of how a single regional policy can’t be suitable for the whole region – it contains one of the largest urban sprawls in England at one extreme and the most rural county in England at the other.

It is clear that there is no real support for regional government in the North East or elsewhere in England which only leaves the question of why the BBC would choose to spin this story so outrageously to suggest that there is.  Could it be anything to do with the funding that the European Federation – the architects and chief supporters of the regions – give to the BBC to fund varied programming including news an education?

Nick Griffin on trial again

Nick Griffin – the leader of the BNP – is a tosser.  Can’t stand the bloke.  He’s a blatant racist and white supremecist.  However …

He’s standing trial for using words likely to stir up racial hatred.  The words he used were obviously intended to stir up racial hatred, that’s what he does and that’s what the BNP is about.  However, there is such a thing as freedom of speech.  If he holds the views he does and wants to voice those opinions to people who choose to go and listen to what he says then he should have a right to do that.  What he said may have been offensive to asians and muslims and other ethnic groups but – this is an important thing to remember – they don’t have to listen to what he says!

He says that Islam is wicked.  That’s his opinion, he’s entitled to it.  I think some parts of Islam – stoning women to death, genital mutilation, honour killings, halal for instance – are medievil and barbaric.  Should I be arrested and charged for saying this?

He said that Islam is sweeping the world and if you read the Koran you’ll see that’s what they want.  This is actually a simple statement of fact – one of the obligations you have as a muslim is to convert the world to Islam.  Is telling the truth a crime?

He talks about asians committing rape.  They do.  White people commit rape as well – he didn’t say “only asians rape women”.  Again, it’s not a crime to state a fact.

He also says that some places have become a multi-racial hellhole.  Quite right!  There are places not far from here where it isn’t safe for a white person to go and I speak from personal experience having been escorted off a housing estate by a gang of asians for my own safety a few years ago.  It shouldn’t happen and when it does you shouldn’t get into trouble for telling people about it.

Finally, he says that asians don’t mug or rape other asians and that they do it to white people instead.  Not entirely accurate but broadly correct – as far as I’m aware, the majority of crimes committed by asians is against white and black people.

I’m not defending the BNP or Griffin but I do think we have to protect our right to freedom of speech.  If any asians or other ethnic minorities were present at the BNP meeting in which Griffin said what he did then that’s their fault.  They knew what would be said, they knew who he was and they knew what he said would offend him.  They weren’t forced to listen to his speech and they shouldn’t have any right to complain about it.

Ouch

I said I’d explain later.  Last night I came home from work and I was pottering around the house doing bits and bobs when my knee started hurting.  Within minutes I was in agony and I spent most of the night sitting on the sofa with my leg up.

I’ve had chronic osteoarthritis in both my knees for years and I’ve had quite a lot of surgery on them and the pain last night was like the pain I’ve had in the past when I’d just had surgery.  Anyway, it’s still hurting today.  Don’t know why.  It’s not swollen much more than it usually is and it’s making all the usual grating, grinding and clicking noises but no more so than normal.

It’ll either pass in the next day or so like normal or give me hell for the rest of the winter.  C’est la vie as they say in Djibuti.

Bring me my arrows of desire …

I emailed my MP, David Wright, asking him to support David Kazywazykinywinky‘s Early Day Motion to have Jerusalem promoted as England’s national anthem.

My MP believes that England’s very existence is a danger to the union which must, of course, be preserved at all costs – even if the cost is the destruction of our country, our culture and even the death of our cancer patients in sick appeasement of the celtic fringe.

Imagine my utter disbelief, therefore, when I came home to find a letter from David saying that I would be pleased to know that he has signed the EDM and has long believed that Jerusalem should be our national anthem.  Pleased?  I’m bloody gobsmacked!

Holby City – BBC misses opportunity to expose EU

Whilst sitting on the sofa in agony last night (I’ll explain later) I watched Holby City with Mrs Sane.

Part of the plot was an … unconventional … doctor who decided to help out a patient who had sold her kidney on the black market to pay for AIDS medication for her brother in Ghana.  Twice during the programme he got into a heated discussion with a pharmacist and another doctor about why their returned drugs were destroyed instead of given away to Africa.  “Go on say it” I screamed to myself.  “Tell the viewers why perfectly good drugs are thrown away instead of being donated to needy people”.

“It’s illegal” shouted one of the doctors.  No, the moment has gone and the BBC has missed yet

another opportunity to expose the European Federation and the stupid laws that it is flooding our statute books with.  The NHS used to send returned drugs to Africa but the European Federation banned it.

Surveillance State

The Information Commissioner has warned that the UK is now the world’s most spied on nation in the world and this is before the compulsary ID card and Identity Database come into force.

The national co-ordinator of No2ID, Phil Booth, says:

NO2ID welcomes this long-overdue opening of the public debate, but fears that it is almost too late. People may be waking up to the surveillance state just as the final building blocks are being put in place.

ID cards and state-assigned ID numbers locked to your biometrics will be the capstone and key for the surveillance state.

Ministers talk as if government ‘management’ of personal identity were a good thing. State identity control is more like it. The government’s plans—the details of which it is clearly still desperate to keep secret —indicate a massive increase in data-sharing for official convenience and other hazily-defined purposes; effectively an end to privacy as we know it.

It’s not often I agree with everything a campaign group says but in the case of NØ2ID I can’t find anything to argue with.  This government is not just taking our liberty, they’re takin a liberty.  We don’t want to be monitored and tracked every minute and every hour of our lives yet the British government forges ahead with their database state.

I will not have an ID card or submit to the Identity Register until I am given the ultimatum: sign up or go to prison.  If I didn’t have a wife and 4 kids I would go to prison rather than submit myself to this undemocratic, illiberal scheme but I have a family and responsibilities.  Even if I am forced to have a card I will not use it unless I have no alternative and I reaffirm the following pledge which I took in June last year:

When the occasion suits me, and when the opportunity arises, I will endeavour to carry my ID card in my pants. Whenever I am required to provide my ID card to an agent of the state, or to an agent of a private organisation cooperating with the state, I will without prejudice or delay reach into my pants, withdraw my card, and present it to the agent.

In recognition of the humanity of these anti freedom agents I will not deliberately make my card look skanky, deface my card with pants related artefacts or otherwise treat my card in any manner different from someone who carries their card on any other part of their body. I will simply carry it in my pants as is my right.

Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat!Yesterday the trick or treaters came to the door while I was paying an extended visit to the bathroom.

They rang the doorbell.  Ten seconds later they rang it again.  Five seconds later they were hammering on the door.

By the time I’d finished they were long gone so I went outside, dragged the big wheelie bin (which is full) down the path and blocked it up.

It’s been very peaceful.  nPower haven’t been round for a couple of weeks to try and get us to change our supplier, they should be knocking on the door again any day now.  I think I might just block the path up every night. 🙂

That’s right, it’s our fault

Muslim blogger, Suspect Paki, explains why it’s all our fault.  Everything.  Talk about a chip on his shoulder!

Bring me my sword …

The Conservative MP for Shrewsbury & Atcham, Daniel Kazywazykinkywinky, has proposed an Early Day Motion to support Jerusalem as Englands national anthem.

The CEP are urging everyone to write to their MP’s asking them to support EDM 2791.

My email (which my MP will thank me for but refuse to support because he’s a unionist and England’s existence is a threat to the union) is as follows:

Dear David,

Can I draw your attention to Daniel K’s EDM 2791 asking the house to promote Jerusalem as England’s national anthem?

Playing the British national anthem as England’s national anthem is offensive to English people who are tired of the (often deliberate) conflation of England and Britain, it is offensive to the Scots and Welsh who see it as English people taking the British national anthem from them and it is damaging to England’s national and international identity.

The Scots and Welsh have their own national anthems which are played at official events, sporting fixtures, etc. Only England is denied its own national anthem.

There have been a number of polls on the subject, all of which show overwhelming support for Jerusalem as our national anthem. You may recall that during the Commonwealth Games, Land of Hope and Glory – a British royal anthem – was played for England. The English athletes stood there in bewildered silence through the song, which plainly (and quite understandably) meant nothing to them. The Scots and Welsh, on the other hand, belted out their national anthem with pride.

It is time England was allowed a national anthem. Will you support the Early Day Motion? If not, why not?

Yours sincerely,

Stuart

51% of Scots want independence

A poll in the Scotsman shows that 51% of North Britons want independence from the UK whilst only 39% oppose it.  Labour have also slipped 2 points below the SNP to become the number 2 party (no pun intended) in North Britain.  Strangely, the BBC fails to mention the poll but our American friends seem to think it newsworthy.

I’d just like to say it’s been a real pleasure being united with North Britain and they’ll be sorely missed when they declare independence … but my mother always taught it was wrong to tell lies so I won’t.  Take your budget deficit, take your bad attitude and take your share of the national debt north of the border and stay there.  Good riddance.