Archive for September, 2006
30 Sep
The US requires that personal details of airline passengers is provided to them within 15 minutes of a flight departing en route to the US.
The European Federation ruled that this was illegal under European Data Protection laws.
Airlines leaving the European Federation bound for the US may lose their landing rights or face prosecution for failing […]
Posted in Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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30 Sep
Half a day a week for Welsh MPs would damage the Union, says Lord Falconer STOPPING Welsh MPs from voting on English-only issues would mean they would be at Westminster for just half a day a week, a senior Cabinet minister suggested last night.  Â
The so-called West Lothian question - the issue of what to do with […]
Posted in Anglophobia by: wonkotsane
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30 Sep
The North British Executive has pledged £9m in international aid to several African countries.
This is interesting for a couple of reasons, the first being that North British receives several billion pounds more than it contributes to the Treasury and therefore has no money to give to Africa and the second being that international aid is […]
Posted in Scotland by: wonkotsane
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30 Sep
The first campaign group in the West Midlands opposing regional government is launched on Monday 2nd October 2006.
The West Midlands NO! campaign is calling on local authorities involved in the proposed Birmingham, Coventry and Black Country City Region to hold binding referenda on whether to join the City Region instead of making the decision privately […]
Posted in Regions by: wonkotsane
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30 Sep
It was announced yesterday that the Home Office was going to introduce illegal on-the-spot fines for a range of crimes including assaulting a police officer (which is different to assaulting a normal person because …).
Magistrates and Police were, understandably, a bit upset that violent criminals were going to get nothing more than a slap on […]
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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29 Sep
Dr Crawford Gribben, a lecturer at the University of Manchester, has written an article for the Dutch newspaper Reformatorisch Dagblad (Reformational Newspaper).
The article is a pretty good explanation of what is wrong with the Labour Stazi and the Ignorant Jock becoming Prime Minister but is spoilt by it’s conclusion that it has given rise to […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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29 Sep
Three women confronted Patricia Hewitt on Wednesday at a Labour Stazi conference fringe meeting over the cancer drug Velcade being refused to English cancer sufferers.
The three women from Yorkshire are suffering from multiple myeloma, a rare bone marrow cancer, but are unable to have the only licenced treatment - Velcade - because it is not […]
Posted in Anglophobia, Health by: wonkotsane
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29 Sep
A week ago West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership announced that they had bought a speed camera bike because people slow down for cameras and then speed up after they’ve gone past them. This was clear evidence that speed cameras generally catch people who are paying more attention to driving than their speedo rather than people […]
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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29 Sep
The Fat Turd yesterday apologised to the Labour conference for letting the party down over the past year.
I want an apology too for the last 9 years of being let down by this corrupt and inept ball of lard. Prescott’s career in government has seen him split England into euroregions, the imposition of regional government against […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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29 Sep
The Home Office has announced an extension to its policy of introducing even more illegal summary justice.
From early next year, various offences such as assault, theft and assaulting or obstructing a police officer will be punishable by a £100 on-the-spot fine.
I’m all for speeding up the legal process but summary justice is illegal. The Bill […]
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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28 Sep
The Fat Turd has announced at today’s Labour Stazi conference that he is going to resign as deputy prime minister when Princess Tony resigns as prime minister.
Thank christ for that. If ever there was a reason for Labour Stazi members to press Bliar for an early departure this has got to be near the top […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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28 Sep
Just been watching my brother-in-law and his mates in a bar in Prague using their live webcam.
Posted in Technology by: wonkotsane
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27 Sep
What on earth has posessed the makers of The Bill to put mood music in? Talk about bloody irritating - if it wasn’t such a good episode Mrs Sane would have turned it over.
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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27 Sep
The EU Serf would like to hear from Eurosceptic bloggers.
Posted in Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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27 Sep
Tim Henman has beaten Andy Murray in the first round of the Thailand Open.
That’s a shame.
Posted in Sport by: wonkotsane
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27 Sep
It was only a few weeks ago that John Reid was pulled up for ignoring the rules his own department sets out on flag flying protocol and flew the EU rag at a press conference in the position of honour signifying the UK’s subservience to the European Federation.
A letter to the Daily Telegraph questions why, […]
Posted in Federal Europe, Labour by: wonkotsane
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26 Sep
Lord Falconer, the unelected North British Lord Chancellor of England, has ruled out having a written constitution.
The Tartan Taxman has suggested that when he takes over from Princess Tony he might like to see a written constitution but the unelected Lord Chancellor has put a stop to that saying that he doesn’t want judges making […]
Posted in Police State, Labour by: wonkotsane
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26 Sep
Princess Tony admits he’s finding it hard to let go. It’s easy Tony …
Your Majesty,
I regret that I am no longer able to discharge my duties as Prime Minister.
Please accept my apologies for abusing the royal prerogative in taking your country into an illegal war.
I acknowledge that I have lost the support and respect of […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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26 Sep
Romania and Bulgaria, both destitute Eastern European countries, have been formally accepted into the European Federation.
The British government has said that citizens of those countries will not initially be given full access to jobs in the UK. Presumably they will still get full access to our housing market and social security system as is the […]
Posted in Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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25 Sep
Poor Gordon, he’s about as popular as the Pope in Mecca at the moment and all he’s trying to do is subject 50m English people to minority rule and apartheid. I mean, where’s the problem in that? He is proud to be British after all.
The Tartan Taxman (like Labour) doesn’t stand a chance without the […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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25 Sep
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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25 Sep
Britishness Brown is expected to outline his plans for “Britain” under his premiership.
He has already made statements and speeches about how power will be devolved in “Britain” from central government to “independent” boards and today he will tell the Labour Stazi faithful that he is the centre-ground.
When he says “Britain”, of course, what he actually […]
Posted in Anglophobia, Labour by: wonkotsane
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25 Sep
New age discrimination laws from the European Federation are coming into force today.
The new law will make it illegal for employers to discriminate against people because of their age - both old and young - which is a good thing. However, the law also extends to career development and training, making it illegal not to […]
Posted in Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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24 Sep
The Metropolitan Police will consult a panel of muslims before carrying out any raids on the homes of suspected terrorists.
The force will present their evidence to a panel of muslim “community leaders” who will decide whether the evidence is sufficient to act on. The panel members will promise not to reveal the evidence they see […]
Posted in Police State, Terrorism by: wonkotsane
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24 Sep
NØ2ID lists 29 councils who have passed motions against the British government’s ID card scam and the Identity Database.
In addition to these 29 councils, the North British Parliament and West British Assembly have passed motions against it with the former refusing to require ID cards for any state services and two trades unions - Labour’s […]
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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23 Sep
Normally I would rather stick pins in my eyes than support the Americans at anything but for the Ryder Cup I’m prepared to make the sacrifice and shout for Team America … Fuck Yeah!
I can’t stand watching the news or reading the back pages of the papers and seeing that bloody EU rag representing English […]
Posted in Federal Europe, Sport by: wonkotsane
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23 Sep
Straight from the horses mouth, proof that speed cameras don’t work and they are there simply to make money.
The West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership was telling us how wonderful their speed cameras are and how they’ve cut accidents at camera sites by so 60-odd %. Fabulous. The article then went on to say that accidents […]
Posted in General, Police State by: wonkotsane
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23 Sep
Hazel Blears, the Labour Party Chairwoman, has said that Labour should be given more funding out of the taxpayers pockets because they have to do more work as they are the government.
Labour can, of course, call on the civil service for the extra work they have to do - that’s what the civil service is […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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23 Sep
Gordon Brown, Tartan Taxman, Ignorant Jock and heir apparent to Princess Tony’s throne has been explaining what he intends to do with the English NHS when he takes over.
The MP for Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath in North Britain has decided that he’s going to “devolve” the NHS in England to an “independent” board.
I’d like to suggest […]
Posted in England, Labour by: wonkotsane
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22 Sep
Just listened to some Labour flunky on BBC News being interviewed about the Ignorant Jock slipping into the Prime Ministership.
He talked about the future - Parliament will be enhanced and more devolution will take place. Don’t get excited though, it’s devolution to government departments, devolution to town halls and devolution to pretty much anything and […]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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22 Sep
… Radio Shropshire.
I recorded a 4 or 5 minute piece for BBC Radio Shropshire today on political blogging. Not sure how well it went, I found myself unusually stuck for words. Talking on the radio isn’t as easy as it seems, even if it’s on a subject with which you should be able to talk […]
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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22 Sep
Spain has asked the European Federation for more money to tackle illegal immigrants flowing over the border from North Africa at todays meeting of home affairs and justice ministers in Finland.
This is the meeting where the European Federation is demanding the British government gives up his veto on justice so the EU can save us […]
Posted in Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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22 Sep
A BNP member in Swansea has been convicted of racially aggravated disorderly conduct despite there being no victim and only one witness. The man was accused of racially abusing an Asian woman by shouting “sieg heil” from his car as he drove past her. The woman didn’t complain and to this day the authorities don’t […]
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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22 Sep
The Home Secretary is in Finland today for a meeting with other home affairs and justice ministers from Federal Europe where he will be instructed to give up the UK’s veto on justice.
The vice president of the European Federation’s commission for justice, liberty and security - Franco Frattini - has said that the only way the UK can […]
Posted in Police State, Federal Europe by: wonkotsane
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21 Sep
Richard Branson has announced a $3bn investment in biofuels in an effort to fight climate change.
The investment will be made through a new venture, Virgin Fuels. The man is a genius, he can’t lose!
The State of California has just launched a law suit against major car companies over climate change and the oil market is […]
Posted in General, Technology by: wonkotsane
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21 Sep
The Russian mafia have come across a revised version of the new Tory logo due to be release before the local elections in North Britain next year. The logo is thought to have been leaked by a junior officer within the Tory Party.
Seems like I was right*:
* This is made up
Posted in Funny, Tories by: wonkotsane
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21 Sep
Jenny Tonge, Lib Dum peer, has been criticised again for upsetting the Israeli’s.
Tonge was sacked from the front benches for suggesting that the only difference between a Palestinian suicide bomber and an Israeli bomber pilot is that the Palestinian gives up their life and the Israeli goes to the bar for a beer afterwards.
Clearly suggesting […]
Posted in Terrorism, Lib Dems by: wonkotsane
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20 Sep
Came home from work, had a shower and Mrs Sane inspects my fine chiselled physique (no giggling at the back there).
“You know that red spot you’ve had on your belly for years?” she says. “You’ve got loads of them on your front and back”.
Hmm. My paternal grandmother died of breast cancer, my maternal grandfather died of […]
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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20 Sep
This morning I spotted the BBC mixing up England and Britain again on their website.
Following on from complaints made by several members of the CEP, the BBC have corrected the misleading article.
Posted in BBC by: wonkotsane
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20 Sep
The BBC is at it again, confusing England with Britain.
Apparently, the North British Conservative logo is bigger and leans less to the right than the English Conservative logo. Amazing really considering there is no English Conservative Party and no English logo. The Conservative Party that operates in England is the British Conservative Party and the […]
Posted in Tories, BBC by: wonkotsane
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20 Sep
The Thai government has been overthrown in a military coup.
The coup, headed up by General Sonthi Boonyaratglin, has pledged its loyalty to the King of Thailand citing poor leadership by the current Prime Minister as the reason for the coup.
General Sonthi was accused in April of human rights violations. He is said to have operated “black […]
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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19 Sep
But only in North Britain of course and only as long as the English taxpayer is willing forced to pay for it.
The Childrens Commissioner for North Britain says that it will help improve parenting skills and relationships if single parents are paid to stay at home to look after their own kids. There doesn’t seem to […]
Posted in Scotland by: wonkotsane
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19 Sep
Telford & Wrekin Council have produced a welcome pack in Polish and Slovakian for new immigrants into the borough who can’t speak English.
A couple of issues with this. Firstly, they can’t speak English so why are they here? Secondly, if they can’t speak English they probably won’t have a job or will be on a […]
Posted in Federal Europe, Labour by: wonkotsane
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19 Sep
The Labour Party conference is imminent and delegates are being security checked before they get their pass.
Who will be paying for these few thousand police checks and for the massive police presence at the conference? I’m guessing it won’t be the Labour Party.
Posted in Police State, Labour by: wonkotsane
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18 Sep
John Reid, the North British Home Secretary of England, has announced new plans to stop people from getting off convictions on technicalities.
He is referring to things such as the police failing to read a suspects rights correctly or police using out-of-date warrants to search properties. There is, of course, a lot of money to be […]
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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18 Sep
Yesterday I suggested that the only way the pope can satisfy some of the muslims burning churches and protesting because he offended their religion of peace and tolerance.
Today the Daily Mail reports that Anjem Choudary, a muslim extremist that the British government allows to stay in the UK, has called for the execution of the […]
Posted in Terrorism by: wonkotsane
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18 Sep
Sir Minge Campbell, the geriatric North British leader of the Lib Dums, has announced his latest lefty-liberal policy.
Not to be outdone by Dangerous McDave and his band of Lefty Conservatives with their all-women shortlists, Sir Minge has announced that local Lib Dum Associations that “positively” discriminate against white English men to field minority and/or women candidates […]
Posted in Lib Dems by: wonkotsane
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17 Sep
I try to avoid talking about muslims and Islam too much because a) I’m not interested in religion and b) threads about muslims tend to attract hordes of knuckle-draggers in the comments (the only comment I’ve every had to moderate on my blog was in a thread about muslims).
However, I’ve got to talk about the […]
Posted in Terrorism by: wonkotsane
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17 Sep
Taking Power are running a competition to find the best suggestion for Lords Reform.
I will, of course, be sending in the suggestions that I wrote in the BlogWar I did a while back with Gavin Ayling.
Posted in Police State by: wonkotsane
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17 Sep
They say two things in life are certian - death and taxes. They are, of course, wrong. There are three things in life that are certain - death, taxes and having to reinstall Windows at least once or twice a year.
The first one I don’t plan on experimenting with quite yet, the second one is […]
Posted in General by: wonkotsane
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