The US requires that personal details of airline passengers is provided to them within 15 minutes of a flight departing en route to the US. The European Federation ruled that this was illegal under European Data Protection laws. Airlines leaving the European Federation bound for the US may lose their landing rights or face prosecution [...]
Half a day a week for Welsh MPs would damage the Union, says Lord Falconer STOPPING Welsh MPs from voting on English-only issues would mean they would be at Westminster for just half a day a week, a senior Cabinet minister suggested last night. The so-called West Lothian question – the issue of what to do [...]
The North British Executive has pledged £9m in international aid to several African countries. This is interesting for a couple of reasons, the first being that North British receives several billion pounds more than it contributes to the Treasury and therefore has no money to give to Africa and the second being that international aid [...]
The first campaign group in the West Midlands opposing regional government is launched on Monday 2nd October 2006. The West Midlands NO! campaign is calling on local authorities involved in the proposed Birmingham, Coventry and Black Country City Region to hold binding referenda on whether to join the City Region instead of making the decision [...]
It was announced yesterday that the Home Office was going to introduce illegal on-the-spot fines for a range of crimes including assaulting a police officer (which is different to assaulting a normal person because …). Magistrates and Police were, understandably, a bit upset that violent criminals were going to get nothing more than a slap [...]
Dr Crawford Gribben, a lecturer at the University of Manchester, has written an article for the Dutch newspaper Reformatorisch Dagblad (Reformational Newspaper). The article is a pretty good explanation of what is wrong with the Labour Stazi and the Ignorant Jock becoming Prime Minister but is spoilt by it’s conclusion that it has given rise [...]
Three women confronted Patricia Hewitt on Wednesday at a Labour Stazi conference fringe meeting over the cancer drug Velcade being refused to English cancer sufferers. The three women from Yorkshire are suffering from multiple myeloma, a rare bone marrow cancer, but are unable to have the only licenced treatment – Velcade – because it is [...]
A week ago West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership announced that they had bought a speed camera bike because people slow down for cameras and then speed up after they’ve gone past them. This was clear evidence that speed cameras generally catch people who are paying more attention to driving than their speedo rather than people [...]
The Fat Turd yesterday apologised to the Labour conference for letting the party down over the past year. I want an apology too for the last 9 years of being let down by this corrupt and inept ball of lard. Prescott’s career in government has seen him split England into euroregions, the imposition of regional government [...]
The Home Office has announced an extension to its policy of introducing even more illegal summary justice. From early next year, various offences such as assault, theft and assaulting or obstructing a police officer will be punishable by a £100 on-the-spot fine. I’m all for speeding up the legal process but summary justice is illegal. [...]
The Fat Turd has announced at today’s Labour Stazi conference that he is going to resign as deputy prime minister when Princess Tony resigns as prime minister. Thank christ for that. If ever there was a reason for Labour Stazi members to press Bliar for an early departure this has got to be near the [...]
Just been watching my brother-in-law and his mates in a bar in Prague using their live webcam.
What on earth has posessed the makers of The Bill to put mood music in? Talk about bloody irritating – if it wasn’t such a good episode Mrs Sane would have turned it over.
Tim Henman has beaten Andy Murray in the first round of the Thailand Open. That’s a shame.
It was only a few weeks ago that John Reid was pulled up for ignoring the rules his own department sets out on flag flying protocol and flew the EU rag at a press conference in the position of honour signifying the UK’s subservience to the European Federation. A letter to the Daily Telegraph questions [...]
Lord Falconer, the unelected North British Lord Chancellor of England, has ruled out having a written constitution. The Tartan Taxman has suggested that when he takes over from Princess Tony he might like to see a written constitution but the unelected Lord Chancellor has put a stop to that saying that he doesn’t want judges [...]
Princess Tony admits he’s finding it hard to let go. It’s easy Tony … Your Majesty, I regret that I am no longer able to discharge my duties as Prime Minister. Please accept my apologies for abusing the royal prerogative in taking your country into an illegal war. I acknowledge that I have lost the [...]
Romania and Bulgaria, both destitute Eastern European countries, have been formally accepted into the European Federation. The British government has said that citizens of those countries will not initially be given full access to jobs in the UK. Presumably they will still get full access to our housing market and social security system as is [...]
Poor Gordon, he’s about as popular as the Pope in Mecca at the moment and all he’s trying to do is subject 50m English people to minority rule and apartheid. I mean, where’s the problem in that? He is proud to be British after all. The Tartan Taxman (like Labour) doesn’t stand a chance without [...]
Britishness Brown is expected to outline his plans for “Britain” under his premiership. He has already made statements and speeches about how power will be devolved in “Britain” from central government to “independent” boards and today he will tell the Labour Stazi faithful that he is the centre-ground. When he says “Britain”, of course, what [...]
New age discrimination laws from the European Federation are coming into force today. The new law will make it illegal for employers to discriminate against people because of their age – both old and young – which is a good thing. However, the law also extends to career development and training, making it illegal not [...]
The Metropolitan Police will consult a panel of muslims before carrying out any raids on the homes of suspected terrorists. The force will present their evidence to a panel of muslim “community leaders” who will decide whether the evidence is sufficient to act on. The panel members will promise not to reveal the evidence they [...]
NØ2ID lists 29 councils who have passed motions against the British government’s ID card scam and the Identity Database. In addition to these 29 councils, the North British Parliament and West British Assembly have passed motions against it with the former refusing to require ID cards for any state services and two trades unions – [...]
Normally I would rather stick pins in my eyes than support the Americans at anything but for the Ryder Cup I’m prepared to make the sacrifice and shout for Team America … Fuck Yeah! I can’t stand watching the news or reading the back pages of the papers and seeing that bloody EU rag representing [...]
Straight from the horses mouth, proof that speed cameras don’t work and they are there simply to make money. The West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership was telling us how wonderful their speed cameras are and how they’ve cut accidents at camera sites by so 60-odd %. Fabulous. The article then went on to say that [...]
Hazel Blears, the Labour Party Chairwoman, has said that Labour should be given more funding out of the taxpayers pockets because they have to do more work as they are the government. Labour can, of course, call on the civil service for the extra work they have to do – that’s what the civil service [...]
Gordon Brown, Tartan Taxman, Ignorant Jock and heir apparent to Princess Tony’s throne has been explaining what he intends to do with the English NHS when he takes over. The MP for Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath in North Britain has decided that he’s going to “devolve” the NHS in England to an “independent” board. I’d like [...]
Just listened to some Labour flunky on BBC News being interviewed about the Ignorant Jock slipping into the Prime Ministership. He talked about the future – Parliament will be enhanced and more devolution will take place. Don’t get excited though, it’s devolution to government departments, devolution to town halls and devolution to pretty much anything [...]
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