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Archive for September, 2006

30 Sep

EU blocks release of passenger data to US

The US requires that personal details of airline passengers is provided to them within 15 minutes of a flight departing en route to the US. The European Federation ruled that this was illegal under European Data Protection laws. Airlines leaving the European Federation bound for the US may lose their landing rights or face prosecution [...]

30 Sep

Falconer really is a tosser

Half a day a week for Welsh MPs would damage the Union, says Lord Falconer STOPPING Welsh MPs from voting on English-only issues would mean they would be at Westminster for just half a day a week, a senior Cabinet minister suggested last night.    The so-called West Lothian question – the issue of what to do [...]

30 Sep

Scottish Executive pledges £9m foreign aid

The North British Executive has pledged £9m in international aid to several African countries. This is interesting for a couple of reasons, the first being that North British receives several billion pounds more than it contributes to the Treasury and therefore has no money to give to Africa and the second being that international aid [...]

30 Sep

** NEWS RELEASE **: West Midlands NO!

The first campaign group in the West Midlands opposing regional government is launched on Monday 2nd October 2006. The West Midlands NO! campaign is calling on local authorities involved in the proposed Birmingham, Coventry and Black Country City Region to hold binding referenda on whether to join the City Region instead of making the decision [...]

30 Sep

Violent criminals won’t get summary justice

It was announced yesterday that the Home Office was going to introduce illegal on-the-spot fines for a range of crimes including assaulting a police officer (which is different to assaulting a normal person because …). Magistrates and Police were, understandably, a bit upset that violent criminals were going to get nothing more than a slap [...]

29 Sep

Even the Dutch are onto Labour

Dr Crawford Gribben, a lecturer at the University of Manchester, has written an article for the Dutch newspaper Reformatorisch Dagblad (Reformational Newspaper). The article is a pretty good explanation of what is wrong with the Labour Stazi and the Ignorant Jock becoming Prime Minister but is spoilt by it’s conclusion that it has given rise [...]

29 Sep

NICE drugs if you can get them

Three women confronted Patricia Hewitt on Wednesday at a Labour Stazi conference fringe meeting over the cancer drug Velcade being refused to English cancer sufferers. The three women from Yorkshire are suffering from multiple myeloma, a rare bone marrow cancer, but are unable to have the only licenced treatment – Velcade – because it is [...]

29 Sep

More evidence speed cameras don’t work

A week ago West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership announced that they had bought a speed camera bike because people slow down for cameras and then speed up after they’ve gone past them.  This was clear evidence that speed cameras generally catch people who are paying more attention to driving than their speedo rather than people [...]

29 Sep

Fatty Apologises

The Fat Turd yesterday apologised to the Labour conference for letting the party down over the past year. I want an apology too for the last 9 years of being let down by this corrupt and inept ball of lard.  Prescott’s career in government has seen him split England into euroregions, the imposition of regional government [...]

29 Sep

More Summary Justice

The Home Office has announced an extension to its policy of introducing even more illegal summary justice. From early next year, various offences such as assault, theft and assaulting or obstructing a police officer will be punishable by a £100 on-the-spot fine. I’m all for speeding up the legal process but summary justice is illegal.  [...]

28 Sep

Prescott is going too

The Fat Turd has announced at today’s Labour Stazi conference that he is going to resign as deputy prime minister when Princess Tony resigns as prime minister. Thank christ for that.  If ever there was a reason for Labour Stazi members to press Bliar for an early departure this has got to be near the [...]

28 Sep

The wonders of modern technology

Just been watching my brother-in-law and his mates in a bar in Prague using their live webcam.

27 Sep

What have they done to The Bill?

What on earth has posessed the makers of The Bill to put mood music in?  Talk about bloody irritating – if it wasn’t such a good episode Mrs Sane would have turned it over.

27 Sep

Eurosceptic Bloggers

The EU Serf would like to hear from Eurosceptic bloggers.

27 Sep

Henman beats Murray

Tim Henman has beaten Andy Murray in the first round of the Thailand Open. That’s a shame.

27 Sep

EU Flag in position of honour again

It was only a few weeks ago that John Reid was pulled up for ignoring the rules his own department sets out on flag flying protocol and flew the EU rag at a press conference in the position of honour signifying the UK’s subservience to the European Federation. A letter to the Daily Telegraph questions [...]

26 Sep

Falconer blocks constitution

Lord Falconer, the unelected North British Lord Chancellor of England, has ruled out having a written constitution. The Tartan Taxman has suggested that when he takes over from Princess Tony he might like to see a written constitution but the unelected Lord Chancellor has put a stop to that saying that he doesn’t want judges [...]

26 Sep

Tony finds it hard to let go

Princess Tony admits he’s finding it hard to let go.  It’s easy Tony … Your Majesty, I regret that I am no longer able to discharge my duties as Prime Minister. Please accept my apologies for abusing the royal prerogative in taking your country into an illegal war. I acknowledge that I have lost the [...]

26 Sep

Romania and Bulgaria get their tickets for the EU gravy train

Romania and Bulgaria, both destitute Eastern European countries, have been formally accepted into the European Federation. The British government has said that citizens of those countries will not initially be given full access to jobs in the UK.  Presumably they will still get full access to our housing market and social security system as is [...]

25 Sep

The Tabloids are Turning

Poor Gordon, he’s about as popular as the Pope in Mecca at the moment and all he’s trying to do is subject 50m English people to minority rule and apartheid.  I mean, where’s the problem in that?  He is proud to be British after all. The Tartan Taxman (like Labour) doesn’t stand a chance without [...]

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