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Archive for March, 2007

31 Mar

Kidnapped soldiers may face trial in Iran

The Iranian News Agency, IRNA, claims that the British soldiers kidnapped in Iran may be facing a trial in Iran. The Iranian Ambassador to Iran has apprently told a Russian TV station that the soldiers will face trial and be punished if found guilty in Iran but the last the Iranian Foreign Minister had to say [...]

31 Mar

Is anyone actually surprised?

I haven’t blogged about the Iranians kidnapping some of our soldiers because I really couldn’t think of anything worthwhile to say that every other blogger isn’t already saying. However, over the last few days the situation – I feel – has changed.  When it all kicked off it was a simple case of “you threaten [...]

31 Mar

Twat of the Week

It’s been a while since we had a Twat of the Week competition but as I’m still sat at work waiting for a computer to go beep at me I amy as well take the opportunity to ressurect the award. So, any nominations? [CONTACT-FORM]

31 Mar

Mugabe given another 5 years

The tyrant Mugabe has been given a further 5 years as president of Zimbabwe. Zanu PF, the party that Mugabe heads up, has approved him as their candidate for the upcoming elections. This doesn’t guarantee that he will win the next election of course, there’s a chance that a majority of Zimbabweans will defy the [...]

31 Mar

First Guantanamo detainee sentenced

The US has finally sentenced the first detainee held at Guantanamo Bay. It’s a strange choice of first victim – a white Australian.  Presumably they think it will send a message to Asian muslims that they aren’t treating white muslims differently. David Hicks, an Australian, has been sentenced to 7 years in prison but will [...]

29 Mar

What next for Charlie Falconer?

Charlie Falconer has been told that he won’t be heading up the new Justice Ministry after the transitionary period. Where will the fat, sweaty turd be dumped next? Which department will Charlie Falconer get? Department for Constitutional Affairs/Ministry of Justice Department for Culture, Media and Sport Home Office Department of Health Foreign and Commonwealth Office Department [...]

29 Mar

Justice Ministry

The Home Office has been split into two with the creation of a Justice Ministry. The new ministry will be headed up by the unelected Scottish Lord Chancellor, Charlie Falconer, while it is being reorganised. The Department for Constitutional Affairs is taking over the sentencing side of the legal system from the Home Office and [...]

29 Mar

EU votes to abolish English football team

The European Federation yesterday voted to abolish the English football team and replace it with a British football team. MEPs were asked to vote on 180 proposals in less than 90 minutes, once of which was for the English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish football teams to be replaced by a British football team.  UKIP [...]

29 Mar

New £20 note looks familiar …

Mrs Sane brought home a new £20 note today and we both commented on the fact that it looks significantly different to any other bank note. It looked kind of familiar though so I did a Google search and guess what, it bears a rather uncanny resembelence to the euro notes.  Funny that.  The £2 [...]

29 Mar

Send a Chip

A Scottish company, sendapoo.com, has the following incitement to commit an act of racism on the front page of its website: Not sure what to send this St. George’s Day? Why not send a poo to your favourite (or least favourite Englishman!). Send one now and select scheduled delivery for arrival on 23 April.  Racism [...]

28 Mar

EU national anthem at football matches?

MEP’s will vote this week on proposals to enforce the flying of the EU rag and singing of the EU “national” anthem at European football championships. It’s not clear whether the proposal is to have it playing instead of national anthems of the countries involved or whether it will be played in addition to the [...]

28 Mar

EU offices raided

The European Federation hasn’t signed off its own accounts for 8 years because they are fraudulent. EU commissioners and other EU civil servants are protected from the law by immunity from prosecution, hence the widespread fraud and theft that runs throughout the entire corrupt organisation. Police have now raided the offices of EU institutions in 3 [...]

25 Mar

The Berlin Declaration

Blair has signed the Berlin Declaration declaring the European Federation to be the best thing since sliced bread (assuming the EU hasn’t banned sliced bread yet), the reason for peace in Europe (don’t mention Yugoslavia, Georgia, Cyprus …) and the best thing that could ever happen to us ever. The text of the declaration follows [...]

24 Mar

The Wonko Declaration

Traitor Bliar is going to Berlin to sign the Berlin Declaration. By signing the declaration he will commit us to the principle of a European Constitution, political union with EU member states and will declare that “we, the citizens of the European Union, have united for the better”. I am not a citizen of the [...]

23 Mar

Cut your cloth Paisley

Ian Paisley has told the Tartan Taxman that the money he’s offering Northern Ireland isn’t enough. Currently the Barnett Formula gives Northern Ireland an average of over £1,800 per head in central government funding straight from the English taxpayers pockets but this, Paisley claims, is not good enough. Nor is the extra £1bn of English taxes [...]

23 Mar

Ethnic Monitoring in hospitals

The Healthcare Commission is calling for hospitals to monitor the ethnicity of patients because their research has shown that black and asians are more likely to be admitted to a mental hospital. There doesn’t appear to be any suggestion that this is because of institutional racism or that black and asian patients are being targetted unfairly [...]

21 Mar

Gordon robs from the poor and gives to the Rich

The Tartan Taxman delivered what is likely to be – one way or the other – his last budget today. I haven’t read everything in the budget but a couple of things jump out: The 10p/£ lower tax rate has been abolished and replaced with the standard rate of the tax Result: People on low incomes [...]

20 Mar

Dentist

I went to the dentist today. Not very exciting but quite an achievement for me as I have a phobia of dentists. Anyway, it’s the first time I’ve been to the dentist for about 9 years and she didn’t say “To be honest Mr Sane, it would be a lot let hassle if we just [...]

18 Mar

Union is worth over £5k for each Scottish household

Traitor Blair has appealed to Scottish voters not to vote for the SNP in the May elections. He tells the Scots that independence would cost every Scottish household over £5,000 per year because of their £11.9bn budget deficit. Previous attempts to stop the SNP from taking control of the Scottish Parliament have centered around their [...]

16 Mar

Oh the irony

Apologies for the poor quality picture, I only had my mobile phone to hand. You can’t make out the words on the road sign that the car has crashed into but it’s one of the “Think!” signs that tells you to drive safely, complete with the number of accidents on that stretch of road.  Unfortunately, [...]

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