Total have exposed Gordon Brown’s “British jobs for British people” pledge for what it is – a big fat lie.
Gordon Brown can’t do a single thing to ensure that jobs in the UK are given to people from these isles because control of our borders was handed over to Federal Europe years ago.
Total has awarded [...]

It’s my birthday on Saturday and I’m off work tomorrow so, as tradition dictates, I popped to a nearby Chavda to buy some cakes and biscuits.
As I was driving back through some roadworks I noticed the roadsigns were all written in bloody Welsh with English translations underneath.  Welsh.  In Telford, which is about 40 miles [...]

Apparently, Telford is the most godless town in the UK.  Excellent!  Let’s keep it that way.
So godless are my fellow Telfordonians that the Church of England has seen fit to send a missionary to tame the savages redeem us.
According to the Church of England, Telford has the lowest per capita church attendance in the UK.  [...]

Via the Devils Kitchen, this from Raedwald:
Have you paid a parking fine recently? Got three points on your licence? Been formally warned by the council for your bin protruding on the footway? (yep, I have had the £1,000 fine threat on the last one) Been suspended from your Sunday football league for rough tackling? (yes, [...]

Israel has pledged to give protection to any Israeli terrorist charged with war crimes.
The use of white phosphorus in civilian areas and rounding up civilians so they can be bombed are two examples of the war crimes committed by the Israeli terrorist organisation, the IDF.
How was Israel described by the terrorist sympathisers while they were committing these [...]

Four Liebour Lords have been caught out by undercover reporters apparently offering to change bills for money.
The 4 Lords – Lord Truscott, Lord Moonie, Lord Taylor of Blackburn and Lord Snape – were all approached by undercover reporters for the Sunday Times and allegedly agreed to introduce amendments to bills going through the House of [...]

Ashley Mote, the former UKIP MEP for the South East (he was expelled from UKIP after admitting to benefit fraud and now sits as an independent), had a leaflet put in the latest edition of the Save Our Sovereignty newsletter calling for letter writing activists.
I couldn’t resist sending him an email after reading it, an [...]

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray has progressed to the fourth round of the Australian Open and looks dangerously close to winning his first ever grand slam.
Don’t worry though, there’s still time to make your very own Andy “Anyone but England” Murray voodoo doll by following these simple instructions.

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As suggested by Gareth, I wrote to my MP and asked him to vote against the attempt to change the Freedom of Information Act so that MPs can hide their expenses.  He actually replied to me for a change – normally he doesn’t bother, this time he might as well not have.
Dear Stuart Parr
Thank you [...]

It was #2’s birthday today so, as I do with all the kids’ birthdays, I took the day off work.
I’ve been off work ill this week – some stomach bug I picked up at the weekend – and took advantage of a marked improvement today by going out shopping with Mrs Sane and #4 (aka [...]

The Daily Mail has a poll on their website asking “Are the Scots racist against the English?”
This, this, this, this, this and this should give you a bit of a clue.  As I write, 76% of people have voted “Yes”.
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In May last year, the High Court ruled that MPs must release details of their expenses under the Freedom of Information Act.
It is now approaching the deadline for releasing those expenses and guess what?  Because MPs couldn’t lawfully hide their expenses, they are planning to change the law so that their expenses are exempt from [...]

Three weeks after illegally invading, Israel has begun to pull out of Gaza, leaving behind a humanitarian disaster and a very happy Hamas.
Israel says that it has achieved what it wanted to achieve but this is only partly true.  What Israel wanted to achieve was to terrorise Palestinians into withdrawing support for Hamas, to destroy [...]

I went to Birmingham yesterday for a meeting of the National Council of the Campaign for an English Parliament.
Parking in Birmingham is a nightmare at the best of times, especially in the city centre where the National Council meets, so I catch the train.  This was the first time I’ve caught the train since Arriva [...]

The walking, talking man-made disaster, El Gordo, has struck again.
On the 9th of January he visited Media Wales, part of Trinity Mirror, and was given a guided tour around the facilities by Managing Director, Keith Dye.  On the 13th of January Keith Dye was made redundant in a cost-cutting exercise.
Still, it could have been worse [...]

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan has abused the honours system again to appoint another unelected minister to his cabinet of all the talentless.
Mervyn Davies, the Chairman of the Standard Chartered Bank, will be given a peerage so that he can join the British government without the inconvenience of having to get elected.  Davies will [...]

Israel took a break from blowing up schools today and decided to bomb the UN’s headquarters in Gaza instead, destroying supplies stored in the compound.
The reason?  Israel claims its terrorists came under fire from inside the compound.  That’s right, Israel is now accusing the UN of harbouring militants and facilitating terrorism.  They really have got [...]

The hand-wringing liberals are at it again, this time demanding Prince Charles apologise for calling his friend Sooty.
The friend in question, Kolin Dhillon, said “I enjoy being called Sooty by my friends” but that hasn’t stopped the PC fascists from wailing hysterical about how insensitive and offensive Prince Charles has been.
Someone from Give Racism the Red Card, the [...]

When you speak out on a subject with a different viewpoint to what is presented by the media, the government or your peers as the “right” opinion to have, it often feels like you’re beating your head against a brick wall.  This is the case with Israel – the government sides with Israel, the media tries to [...]

The Millibeast didn’t reply to my email the other day so I sent him another one this evening:
Dear Millibeast,
I wrote to you a few days ago as you can see below but I haven’t received a reply as yet.  Perhaps your secretaries didn’t forward the email on or you’ve been too busy.
I’m sure I don’t [...]

Islamic pressure groups, newspapers and David Camoron have lined up to express mock outrage at Prince Harry calling one of his asian army friends a paki another, a raghead.
The Torygraph has a copy of the mobile phone videos recorded by Harry three years ago, courtesy of the News of the World, in its article about [...]

The LabourList website is being relaunched with a new design. Don’t worry though, it’s still a waste of bandwidth populated by the same tired old sycophant party officials, failed politicians and corrupt communists.
Of course, with the website being hosted on Planet Labour, you can expect the usual bizarre version of reality that Labour supporters and [...]

Just done the mini-wonko’s a sandwich and gave them the choice of the extensive cheese collection.
Two orders for a Red Leicester cheese sandwich, one for a white Lancashire cheese sandwich and one for a Chive and Onion cheese, Tuna & Mayonnaise and Cucumber sandwich.
Where on earth does that child get his tastes from?  Certainly not [...]

I have a hotmail account which I only use for MSN Messenger but from time to time I do check Hotmail because some of my MSN contacts send emails to my Hotmail account.
For instance, I received an invitation today to contribute to a blog and it was sent to my Hotmail account.  MSN Messenger notified [...]

The UN released a statement last night claiming that Israeli soldiers evacuated 110 Palestinian civilians, half of them children, into a single home telling them it was for their safety.  The brave Israeli military then deliberately self-defenced the house with their American bombs the following day killing 30 people, 3 of which were children.
This latest [...]

My father-in-law is disabled because of an über-rare disorder caused by a brain tumor when he was a child.  He is now deaf, has no balance and has no short-term memory.  My mother-in-law is his carer – he can’t go out without a wheelchair any more, he doesn’t feel pain and if left to his [...]

The head of the UN has again called for Israel to cease its military action in Palestine and Israel has again ignored him.  Just like they have when every other president, prime minister and foreign minister (apart from the Americans of course) has called on them to stop.
I’ve just sent the following email to David [...]

Either someone was snoozing or pissed off when this petition came in:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign due to gross financial incompetence in running the British economy. 
Sign the petition.  Tell your friends, relatives, acquaintances and mortal enemies to sign it.  Put it on your blog, on forums, even on the noticeboard at [...]

Israel claims that it is acting in self-defence by invading Gaza to stop the indiscriminate attacks from Hamas which are targetted at civillian areas.  So can someone explain how Israel bombing two UN schools in crowded refugee camps in Gaza – presumably deliberate targets bearing in mind the top-grade weaponry the Americans have given them [...]

Alistair Darling has said that injecting more taxpayers money into the banking sector “is not your first port of call”.
Well thank fuck for that because printing a few billion extra pound notes just isn’t an option.  Darling has already handed over £50bn to the biggest banks and £200bn to the Bank of England for short-term [...]