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Archive for December, 2007

31 Dec

More? You want more?

Virgin Atlantic employees have threatened to go on strike because they don’t like the pay deal they’ve been offered. Virgin have offered a 8.3% pay rise over 2 years with 4.3% in the first year.  This is well above the pay rise offered to nurses and police and well above inflation. Richard Branson has written to [...]

27 Dec

Of course he exists

The Russian government has banned a TV ad that denied the existence of Santa Claus who, in Russia is known as Father Frost. The Federal anti-Monopoly Service said that the advert broke rules on undermining teachers and parents by saying that Santa doesn’t exist and couldn’t be shown on TV. Quite bizarre! Technorati Tags: Santa, Russia, [...]

27 Dec

Bhutto injured KILLED in suicide bomb attack

Benezir Bhutto has been injured by a suicide bomber who targetted her entourage as she left a rally near Islamabad. She is said to be in a serious condition in hospital. It was bound to happen at some point because she has so many enemies – both in the jihadi’s that live in the north [...]

27 Dec

Serbia opposes Kosovo independence

Serbia’s parliament has passed a motion condemning any declaration of independence by Kosovo. Politicial leaders in Kosovo have been talking to Serbia for a while on the future of Kosovo but the talks have failed and Kosovo’s leaders are intending to declare independence in a few weeks. Serbia has threatened to cut off diplomatic ties [...]

27 Dec

A week ago, No Mandate Brown said that all the sleaze, corruption and gneral criminality of Liebour would all be forgotten soon. Unfortunately for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan, the Metropolitan Police are apparently proposing to press criminal charges against Peter Watt. Peter Watt was the General Secretary of the Liebour Party and was [...]

24 Dec

Eight for 2008

Iain Dale has kicked off a blog meme – Eight for 2008 – where you list your top 8 wishes for the new year. Iain’s are: The Campaign for an English Parliament step up a gear Dominic Grieve in the Shadow Cabinet Audi let me have my long awaited A5 West Ham qualify for Europe The Politico [...]

24 Dec

Merry Christmas

I’d like to wish my readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

24 Dec

Witanagemot Blog Roundup

There hasn’t been a Witanagemot Blog Roundup for a long time so, in the final days of 2007, here are a selection of posts worthy of note from Witan bloggers in December … Councillor Tony Sharp of the Waendel Journal questions the motives of the Torygraph’s “Call Yourself British” campaign.  “As a supporter of the [...]

24 Dec

It’s a cracker

The following safety warning was found last night inside a christmas cracker: Safety Warning These crackers are for adult use only and not suitable for children under 5 years of age as they may contain a functional sharp point of edge, or small parts, which may constitute a choking hazrd.  Did I mention that the [...]

23 Dec

Two countries to have EU Constitution referendum

The Republic of Ireland will hold a referendum on the EU not-a-constitution thanks to the provisions of their constitution. Denmark was expected to hold a referendum when it was reported that a majority of Danish MPs wanted one but this appears to have fallen by the wayside. Enter Alex Salmond: When the constitutional treaty was [...]

23 Dec

What’s good for the goose …

… is good for the gander. The British government has capped public sector payrises in England to 2% but the Daily Mail reports that MPs are now asking for a 10% pay increase over the next 3 years. British MPs are paid £60,675 per year as a basic wage and then claim expenses for anything and everything.  [...]

22 Dec

Not even Gordon was this bad

No Mandate Brown was pretty shit as far as Chancellor’s go but even he wasn’t as bad as Mugabe. Robert Mugabe turned Zimbabwe from a prosperous, self-sufficient, largely democratic African nation into a bankrupt, decimated police state. Official inflation is currently over 8,000% but independent experts reckon it’s more like 11,000%.  The Zimbabwean Dollar has been [...]

22 Dec

Lib Dums appoint Welsh MP to English housing portfolio

The Illiberal Dipshits have appointed Lembit Öpik, MP for Montgomery, to their shadow cabinet with responsibility for housing. Housing is devolved to the Welsh Assembly in Mr Öpik’s own constituency so his constituents were unable to give him a mandate on English housing.  I’ve just sent the following email to his constituency office: Dear Mr [...]

22 Dec

Bliar the Catholic

Tony Bliar converted to Catholicism on Friday in a ceremony in Westminster. Hardly a surprise – his hideous wife is a member of Opus Dei and he has been attending catholic mass for years both with and without his catholic family. The question is, why are the media whores so interested?  Bliar has always been [...]

21 Dec

PRESS RELEASE: ADVANTAGE WEST MIDLANDS

PRESS RELEASE: ADVANTAGE WEST MIDLANDS For immediate release Advantage West Midlands (AWM), the unelected Regional Development Agency for the West Midlands, has announced its budget for the financial year 2007-08.  The taxpayer will give this unelected, underperforming quango £296m for the financial year. AWM have just given jobs to two “local” entrepreneurs – Jas Bains [...]

20 Dec

A nation of Goldfish?

No Mandate Brown thinks that the English are a nation of goldfish who will forget the recent scandals – fraud, sleaze, incompetence, treason – that have marked his first few months in power. He actually had the gall to say “I think people know that when a problem arises we will deal with it” – [...]

20 Dec

A good day for the royals

Today, Her Majesty overtook the record set by Queen Victoria to become the oldest English monarch and the latest addition to the Windsor dynasty has left hospital. The Countess of Wessex gave birth to her second child, a boy, on Monday who is now 8th in line to the throne. Looking good for 81 years of age … [...]

20 Dec

EU-wide refererendum on the EU Constitution

The Independence and Democracy Group in the European Parliament has started an EU-wide petition on a referendum on the EU not-a-constitution. Signatures from the UK are pitifully low which certainly doesn’t reflect public opinion so do your bit and sign the petition and show those gutless, eurofederalist bastards that we don’t want their constitution. There’s [...]

20 Dec

EU acts with no mandate … again

Federal Europe has appointed an Ambassador to Africa even though it doesn’t have a mandate to do so until January 2009. The EU Diplomatic Corps is part of the EU not-a-constitution which has yet to be ratified by any member state and with a bit of luck it will never be ratified here, slowing down [...]

20 Dec

Email to Nick Clegg

I just sent the following email to Nick Clegg after reading that he has already dismissed a suggestion that we should have an English Parliament by saying that he will devolve power to “regions and communities” rather than the our country as most people want … Dear Nick, Could you please tell me what plans the [...]

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