06 Jan
I don’t know whether to despise Diane Abbott just that little bit more or whether to pity her for her evident stupidity. Not content with insulting one fifth of the world’s population, she’s also said that taxi drivers are racist! A spokesman for the Licensed Taxi Drivers Association, Steve McNamara, said: We find it amazing [...]
Posted in Labour, Racism by: wonkotsane
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05 Jan
Diane Abbott MP, well known for her snide racist remarks, has finally stepped over the line saying that “white people love playing divide and rule”. Abbott has tried backtracking after being outed as a racist, saying the comments were taken out of context but if you read the exchange of tweets that the comment is [...]
Posted in Labour, Racism by: wonkotsane
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25 Sep
Harriden Harperson, the fascist man-hating bitch of an Acting Leader, has finished her speech and some scary looking woman (it has to be a woman of course) has announced the winner of the deckchair rearranging competition on the SS New Liebour and the winner, with xx% of the vote, is … Ed the Millibeast Right, [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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03 May
The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t. The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]
Posted in Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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10 Jan
The Tory MP, Eric Pickles, is saying on Twitter that No Mandate Brown has told the News of the World that he will stay on for a full term if Liebour is re-elected in this year’s general election. So that’s 5 more reasons not to vote for Liebour when Bottler Brown eventually calls an election. [...]
Posted in Funny, Labour by: wonkotsane
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06 Jan
Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt, both former Ministers, have written an open letter to all Liebour MPs calling for a secret ballot on No Mandate Brown’s leadership of the party. They say the party is “deeply divided” and that the question of McBroon’s leadership needs to be “sorted out once and for all”. The Liebour [...]
Posted in Funny, Labour by: wonkotsane
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13 Nov
Liebour has managed to hold on to the Glasgow North East seat vacated by the disgraced ex-Speaker, Micheal Martin (now Lord Martin but, like Peter Mandelson, entirely undeserving of the honorific), albeit with a reduced majority. Liebour won with 12,231 votes, followed by the SNP with 4,120. The Tories just managed to keep their deposit [...]
Posted in Labour, Scotland by: wonkotsane
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29 Aug
Liebour’s pet far-left extremists, the IPPR, have suggested that students from “middle class” families in England should be refused student loans to pay tuition fees to make more money available to students from poor families who are more likely to vote Liebour. They are also calling for grants and bursaries to be restricted to students [...]
Posted in Education, Labour by: wonkotsane
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29 Aug
Working class! Failed politician, life-long member of the Scottish Raj and millionaire class warrior, Michael Martin, is being rewarded for the gross incompetence that resulted in him being the first Speaker of the House of Commons to be forced out of office since 1695 with a Baronetcy. Gorbals Mick will now be carrying out his [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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24 Aug
Andy Burnham, the British Minister for English Health, has written an open letter to David Camoron calling on him to withdraw the whip from Dan Hannan and any other Tory that criticises the NHS. What a prize prick. He rubbishes claims the Tories are the party of the NHS as Camoron claims because Dan Hannan [...]
Posted in Health, Labour by: wonkotsane
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05 Jul
David Millibeast, the 14 year old work experience Foreign Minister, has called for a reinvention of the Liebour Party. I wonder what name he envisages for this newly reinvented Liebour Party? New New Liebour? New Old Liebour? National Socialist British Jobs for British Workers Party? The Millibeast said that the only left wingers that had [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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13 Jun
Peter Mandelson (I won’t call him Lord Mandelson, a man without honour doesn’t deserve an honourary title) says that the UK will join the Euro. Does it remain an important objective for Britain to find itself in the same currency as that single market in which it interacts? Obviously yes. Important objective for who Mandy? [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Labour by: wonkotsane
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05 Jun
No Mandate Brown’s choice of Sir (soon to be Lord) Alan Sugar for his cabinet of all the talentless is interesting when you read the Telegraph’s brief bio on him … While Sir Alan spends the majority of his time on The Apprentice, he has not completely severed his ties with the business community, still [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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05 Jun
Well, it’s not been much of a cabinet reshuffle so far … more sort of replacing the people who’ve resigned because El Gordo is such a dick. The Defence Secretary, John Hutton, has resigned and is yet to be replaced. Alan Johnson has been made Home Secretary, Yvette Cooper has been made DWP secretary and [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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04 Jun
I thought Gordo would hold on to power until the next election, that the ragged remains of his cabinet would rally round their leader to postpone the inevitable electoral destruction. But not now – El Gordo is a dead man walking. Jackboots Smith, the fascist bitch of a Home Secretary has resigned. Hazel Blears, the [...]
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17 May
Erith & Thamesmead Liebour Party have chosen a tax investigator as their PPC, according to the BBC. I’m assuming she’s a former tax investigator as it would be incompatible with being a civil servant. Teresa Pearce’s website is an interesting read … Only Labour would have introduced the NMW and its up to Labour to [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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08 May
The Telegraph has details of our thieving bastard MPs’ thieving bastard expenses and come to the conclusion that they’re thieving bastards. The thieving bastard Prime Minister paid his brother over £6k for cleaning his flat. The thieving bastard Justice Secretary, Jackboot Straw, claimed back the full council tax bill for his second home even though [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Corruption, Labour by: wonkotsane
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04 May
Harriet Harperson says she doesn’t want to be Prime Minister. Thank god for that, the last thing we need is to lose a one-eyed Scottish dictator and gain a man-hating fascist bitch. She says she’s staying loyal to El Gordo … My ambition is to remain his loyal and supportive deputy And if you believe [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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11 Apr
The corrupt media bought into the left wing lie that the BNP are a far right party but many bloggers know the truth – that the BNP are a far left party, more akin to Liebour than the parties on the right – and try our best to make sure as many people as possible [...]
Posted in Labour by: wonkotsane
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26 Jan
Four Liebour Lords have been caught out by undercover reporters apparently offering to change bills for money. The 4 Lords – Lord Truscott, Lord Moonie, Lord Taylor of Blackburn and Lord Snape – were all approached by undercover reporters for the Sunday Times and allegedly agreed to introduce amendments to bills going through the House [...]
Posted in Corruption, Labour by: wonkotsane
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