The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t. The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]
The Tory MP, Eric Pickles, is saying on Twitter that No Mandate Brown has told the News of the World that he will stay on for a full term if Liebour is re-elected in this year’s general election. So that’s 5 more reasons not to vote for Liebour when Bottler Brown eventually calls an election. [...]
Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt, both former Ministers, have written an open letter to all Liebour MPs calling for a secret ballot on No Mandate Brown’s leadership of the party. They say the party is “deeply divided” and that the question of McBroon’s leadership needs to be “sorted out once and for all”. The Liebour [...]
Liebour has managed to hold on to the Glasgow North East seat vacated by the disgraced ex-Speaker, Micheal Martin (now Lord Martin but, like Peter Mandelson, entirely undeserving of the honorific), albeit with a reduced majority. Liebour won with 12,231 votes, followed by the SNP with 4,120. The Tories just managed to keep their deposit [...]
Liebour’s pet far-left extremists, the IPPR, have suggested that students from “middle class” families in England should be refused student loans to pay tuition fees to make more money available to students from poor families who are more likely to vote Liebour. They are also calling for grants and bursaries to be restricted to students [...]
Working class! Failed politician, life-long member of the Scottish Raj and millionaire class warrior, Michael Martin, is being rewarded for the gross incompetence that resulted in him being the first Speaker of the House of Commons to be forced out of office since 1695 with a Baronetcy. Gorbals Mick will now be carrying out his [...]
Andy Burnham, the British Minister for English Health, has written an open letter to David Camoron calling on him to withdraw the whip from Dan Hannan and any other Tory that criticises the NHS. What a prize prick. He rubbishes claims the Tories are the party of the NHS as Camoron claims because Dan Hannan [...]
David Millibeast, the 14 year old work experience Foreign Minister, has called for a reinvention of the Liebour Party. I wonder what name he envisages for this newly reinvented Liebour Party? New New Liebour? New Old Liebour? National Socialist British Jobs for British Workers Party? The Millibeast said that the only left wingers that had [...]
Peter Mandelson (I won’t call him Lord Mandelson, a man without honour doesn’t deserve an honourary title) says that the UK will join the Euro. Does it remain an important objective for Britain to find itself in the same currency as that single market in which it interacts? Obviously yes. Important objective for who Mandy? [...]
No Mandate Brown’s choice of Sir (soon to be Lord) Alan Sugar for his cabinet of all the talentless is interesting when you read the Telegraph’s brief bio on him … While Sir Alan spends the majority of his time on The Apprentice, he has not completely severed his ties with the business community, still [...]
Well, it’s not been much of a cabinet reshuffle so far … more sort of replacing the people who’ve resigned because El Gordo is such a dick. The Defence Secretary, John Hutton, has resigned and is yet to be replaced. Alan Johnson has been made Home Secretary, Yvette Cooper has been made DWP secretary and [...]
I thought Gordo would hold on to power until the next election, that the ragged remains of his cabinet would rally round their leader to postpone the inevitable electoral destruction. But not now – El Gordo is a dead man walking. Jackboots Smith, the fascist bitch of a Home Secretary has resigned. Hazel Blears, the [...]
Erith & Thamesmead Liebour Party have chosen a tax investigator as their PPC, according to the BBC. I’m assuming she’s a former tax investigator as it would be incompatible with being a civil servant. Teresa Pearce’s website is an interesting read … Only Labour would have introduced the NMW and its up to Labour to [...]
The Telegraph has details of our thieving bastard MPs’ thieving bastard expenses and come to the conclusion that they’re thieving bastards. The thieving bastard Prime Minister paid his brother over £6k for cleaning his flat. The thieving bastard Justice Secretary, Jackboot Straw, claimed back the full council tax bill for his second home even though [...]
Harriet Harperson says she doesn’t want to be Prime Minister. Thank god for that, the last thing we need is to lose a one-eyed Scottish dictator and gain a man-hating fascist bitch. She says she’s staying loyal to El Gordo … My ambition is to remain his loyal and supportive deputy And if you believe [...]
The corrupt media bought into the left wing lie that the BNP are a far right party but many bloggers know the truth – that the BNP are a far left party, more akin to Liebour than the parties on the right – and try our best to make sure as many people as possible [...]
Four Liebour Lords have been caught out by undercover reporters apparently offering to change bills for money. The 4 Lords – Lord Truscott, Lord Moonie, Lord Taylor of Blackburn and Lord Snape – were all approached by undercover reporters for the Sunday Times and allegedly agreed to introduce amendments to bills going through the House [...]
The LabourList website is being relaunched with a new design. Don’t worry though, it’s still a waste of bandwidth populated by the same tired old sycophant party officials, failed politicians and corrupt communists. Of course, with the website being hosted on Planet Labour, you can expect the usual bizarre version of reality that Labour supporters [...]
What a surprise, the Liebour Stazi have suppressed democracy again. A motion was put forward to set up a committee to investigate the arrest of Damian Green MP, the police search of his MPs office without a warrant and the complicity of the Speaker and the Serjeant at Arms in the search. It would have seven [...]
The role of Speaker of the House of Commons is held by an elected MP who promises to be non-partisan. The current Speaker, Michael Martin MP, is the Liebour MP for Glasgow North East and he’s proven to be anything but non-partisan. I don’t think there have ever been so many complaints and accusations of [...]
In a civillised democracy a member of an opposition political party would be commended for making public some embarrassing piece of information about the serving government. Information relating to the employment of an illegal immigrant at the Home Office, the Security Industry Authority giving licences to illegal immigrants or a letter from the Home Secretary [...]
It’s not very often I come out in defence of an MP and even less often a Liebour MP but I have to defend Paul Flynn MP over the attempted censorship of his blog. Flynn makes fun of his fellow MPs and gives them nicknames on his blog. Some of the things he says about [...]
Liebour have won the by-election in Glenrothes, a bordering constituency to No Mandate Brown’s Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath constituency. When John MacDougal died earlier this year (following a visit by Jonah Brown, incidently) Liebour had a majority of over 10,000. Their majority has now been reduced to 6,737 with a swing to the SNP of 5%. [...]
Not one, but three pieces of good news from the Liebour camp. Firstly, Liebour’s pet Police Commissioner, Ian Blair has resigned blaming a lack of support from Boris Johnson for his resignation. Jacqui Goebels-Smith has had a whinge saying that Boris didn’t follow correct procedures by using his first day as Chairman of the Met [...]
Why oh why oh why do I do these things? I got a Google alert with a link to El Gordo’s conference speech so I clicked on the link and started reading. Still, my pain means you don’t have to read his evil words. Taking one for the team, what a guy. So, where to [...]
JK Rowling has donated £1m to the Liebour Party, saying that poor and vulnerable people would fare better under Liebour than the Conswervatives. For fucks sake. Did she not notice the 10p tax band being abolished? Of course not, the hourly interest on her £560m fortune is far and above the amount a poor and [...]
I’m in the strange situation of feeling sorry for Alistair Darling. Yes, he’s a fucking cretin. Yes, he looks like like he’s got two caterpillars on his face. Yes, he’s one of the English-hating jocks who signed the Scottish Claim of Right and then done what they can to make sure that England gets screwed [...]
Nuruzzaman Hira, a former candidate for the frankly bizarre Respect party and the equally pointless spin-off, Left List, has defected to the Illiberal Dumbocrats. This wouldn’t be newsworthy in the slightest if it wasn’t for the response by the local Liebour nutters who said it showed a “lack of principle”. Strange that because a lefty [...]
This is in tonight’s Shropshire Star … Labour is still not listening So, Labour has lost yet another election – Glasgow East, next to Gordon Brown’s constituency. Just like after losing the election in Crewe and Nantwich, ministers trotted out the “we need to listen to the people” line and claimed they were just victims [...]
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