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17 May

Liebour Party Bankrupt

The Liebour Party is on the verge of bankruptcy and needs an extra £4m funding before auditors will sign off its accounts as a going concern.
In 1997 Liebour had 400,000 paying members, today they have less than 200,000. In the last quarter of 2007 they had £2.86m in funding from members, in the first […]

11 May

Lying Hypocrites

Guido has a copy of a Liebour election leaflet for the Crewe & Nantwich by-election.

Mrs Sane and I occasionally spend a weekend at a nice hotel just outside Nantwich and there are a lot of nice big houses round there.  Of course there are some scutty houses as well but just because someone lives in […]

14 Apr

Number 10 pulls its advert for Liebour

After posting this yesterday I sent a shitty email to the webmaster of the pm.gov.uk website giving them until 10am today to remove the link to the Liebour website or I would complain to the Civil Service Commissioner and contact the press.
They got an extra couple of hours because I was busy but no email […]

14 Apr

Welcome to Planet Gordo

Charlie Marks, one of the only left wingers in England that doesn’t need their head looking into (surgically), has some background information on Liebour’s new poverty adviser.
Jennifer Moses will be advising Gordon Brown on poverty (combatting it, not causing it - he already knows how to do the latter) as part of his Cabinet of all the […]

13 Apr

Liebour using government websites for self-promotion

Erm, this isn’t what I pay my taxes for …

The excellent PJC Journal has spotted a link on the 10 Downing Street website to the Liebour Party’s website.  Not only that but it’s the local election campaign section of their website.
This is against the Civil Service Code, it is against electoral law and it is a […]

04 Apr

Sandwell Councillor claims nearly £15k in expenses

Joanne Watson, a Liebour councillor in Sandwell, has attracted the attention of Guido Fawkes after claiming £14,894.20 in expenses for attending 4 meetings.
One commentator suggests that she actually attended 7 meetings which, if true, brings the cost per meeting down from £3,723 to £2,127.74.
Sandwell is, of course, Councillor Bob Piper’s patch and he’s always having […]

29 Mar

Wendy Alexander: lying hypocrite

Wendy Alexander has addressed the Scottish Liebour spring gathering and told them that she will lead them to victory in the Scottish Parliament. Yeah, right.
In a characteristic display of utter hypocrisy, she said that she “will lead by exposing the dishonesty of the SNP”. Dishonesty of the SNP? Sorry Wendy Love, […]

16 Mar

DUP to support internment?

On the Our Kingdom blog, Tom Griffin opines that the DUP will support Liebour in its attempt to increase the amount of time the British state can detain you without charge from 28 days to 42 days.
This would be a bizarre stance for a Northern Irish party to take, particularly when internment was such an […]

23 Feb

Right is right

The Conswervative Party in Derby reckon that 300 Liebour members are defecting tonight to the Conswervatives.
So confident are they that it will happen that Caroline Spellman, the Conswervative Party Chairman, is travelling to Derby to receive them.
It would be funny if this was a wind-up and the Tories were left with egg on their faces […]

08 Feb

Resistance is futile, you WILL be federated

There is, I believe, a deliberate attempt to stifle all dissent and opposition throughout Federal Europe.
The ”speaker” of the EU Parliament has been given the power to arbitarily decide who can and can’t speak in the EU Parliament after UKIP MEPs staged a legitimate protest against the EU Constitution.  This was done to protect freedom of speech, […]

29 Jan

More sleaze at Westminster

A couple of weeks ago I hypothesised that Liebour were intentionally bringing disrepute to Westminster over party funding to make state-funding appear to be the only option left to stop the corruption.
Derek Conway, a Conswervative MP, has just been given a bollocking for paying over £45k to his son from his parliamentary expenses over four years whilst […]

25 Jan

Party Politics should be banned

James Purnell, the new Work & Pension Secretary, has said that Liebour’s reputation hasn’t been tainted by all the recent sleaze and corruption amongst senior members of the party and says that they’re doing “hat is right” in reforming their funding arrangements.
Reform, reform, reform.  We all know what reform means - take something that works […]

19 Jan

Millibeast talks shit … again

Somewhere in the history of the Milliband clan someone must have been on the receiving end of a particularly powerful gypsy curse.  I can’t think of any other reason why the Millibeasts would talk complete shit every single time they open their mouths.
David the Millibeast will tell the Fabian Society, one of Liebour’s propaganda sockpuppets, that Liebour […]

18 Jan

One down, two to go

Teflon Hain has got been given the green light over breaking the Ministerial Code of Practice after the Cabinet Secretary, Sir Gus O’Donnell, decided that taking donations off two companies for his leadership campaign and then endorsing both companies was perfectly acceptable.
It now falls on the Electoral Commission and the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner to nail his […]

16 Jan

Hypocritical Liebour

Two Liebour MPs have asked the Electoral Commission to investigate eighty Conswervative MPs over donations from “patrons clubs”.
They said that the Conservative MPs will end up paying back thousands of pounds of donations but the Conswervatives reckon that Liebour has received £2m in donations from “patrons clubs” themselves!
This is a truly pathetic attempt to divert […]

11 Jan

Hain’s Fucked

Peter Hain is being investigated by the Electoral Commission and the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner over his failure to disclose £103,000 in donations to his deputy leadership campaign.
This is 54% of the total donations to his deputy leadership campaign but it was an “innocent mistake” according to Hain.
£35,000 of the £103,000 came from the Progressive Policy […]

11 Jan

What’s behind the promotion of Britishness?

The Torygraph, the BBC, Walkers, Stagecoach - just four companies (yes, the BBC is a company even if it does appear to be more like a government department or a branch of the Liebour Party) that are spending their own money actively promoting “Britain” and Britishness.
Why?  What would prompt Walkers - a multinational corporation - […]

10 Jan

Nuclear Family

No Mandate Brown will announce today that the British government intends to build nuclear power stations in England.
He won’t be making the same announcement about Scotland, of course, because it’s a devolved matter and the Scottish Parliament has decided that Gordon Brown’s constituents and their fellow countrymen won’t be getting nuclear power stations.
Now, I agree with […]

09 Jan

Which is worse?

The West Midlands Conservative MEP group - headed by eurofederalist MEP, Philip Bradbourn - has a picture of Birmingham, ALABAMA on its website rather than Birmingham, England.
Tom Watson, the Liebour MP for West Bromwich makes political capital out of it on his blog and ends up in all the papers today being credited with the discovery.
Unfortunately for […]

09 Jan

Government to ban prison officers from striking …

… but only in England and Wales.
The Scottish Executive have ruled out a ban on Scottish prison officers going on strike saying that they have an agreement for binding arbitration in the event of a dispute with prison officers.
Jack Straw intends to ban prison officers in England and Wales from striking if a voluntary arbitration […]

27 Dec

A week ago, No Mandate Brown said that all the sleaze, corruption and gneral criminality of Liebour would all be forgotten soon.
Unfortunately for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan, the Metropolitan Police are apparently proposing to press criminal charges against Peter Watt.
Peter Watt was the General Secretary of the Liebour Party and was responsible for […]

20 Dec

A nation of Goldfish?

No Mandate Brown thinks that the English are a nation of goldfish who will forget the recent scandals - fraud, sleaze, incompetence, treason - that have marked his first few months in power.
He actually had the gall to say “I think people know that when a problem arises we will deal with it” - it’s […]

08 Dec

No Excuse

Liebour was given £183,000 by the Electoral Commission in 2001-02 to help them train staff to understand funding rules under the new Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000.
Despite having full training at considerable expense to the taxpayer, Liebour has continued to accept various illegal donations.
So, not only did they break the law by accepting […]

06 Dec

Scottish Liebour wants devolution review

Wendy Alexander, the disgraced Scottish Liebour leader who took an illegal donation for a Jersey businessman, has gained the support of the Scottish Conswervatives and Scottish Illiberal Dumbasscrats for a devolution review funded by the Scottish Parliament.
Alexander will be calling for a review today into devolution in general and how the Scottish Parliament’s financial accountability can […]

30 Nov

More Liebour illegal donations

Wendy Alexander MSP has admitted receiving an illegal donation.  Her Scottish Liebour colleague, Charlie Gordon MSP, who asked for the donation has resigned as Liebour transport spokesman at the Scottish Parliament.
A property developer in Jersey - Paul Green - made a £950 donation to her leadership campaign through a property company in which he has a controlling […]

28 Nov

What happens if Liebour goes under?

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan yesterday pledged to repay the £664,000 in illegal donations that his party knowingly took from David Abrahams.
The Labour Party has outstanding debts of £29,178,692 - nearly £29.2m.  Does Labour have sufficient liquidity to meet loan repayments?  No, it has had to restructure some of its loans.  Does it have […]

27 Nov

How long before Liebour is brought down?

In most civillised countries a government that is caught breaking laws and abusing the public trust every couple of months would have collapsed and senior ministers and party officials would be enjoying some hospitality at Her Majesty’s pleasure.  So what’s it going to take to bring down this corrupt Liebour government?
The public were lied to […]

09 Nov

Another one bites the dust

A by-election in the Brookside ward of Telford & Wrekin Council yesterday saw Liebour lose yet another seat on the borough.
Earlier this year the Conswervatives took control of Telford & Wrekin Council from Liebour who had held the unitary authority since it was created.  On balance the change from red to blue has been a good one […]

06 Nov

Ask Liebour Ministers about the Queen’s Speech

The Liebour website is basking in the glory of No Mandate Brown’s first Queen’s Speech, most of which - naturally - only applies to England.  In fact, you would be forgiven for mistaking it as a Liebour thing rather than something that he was being paid to do by the taxpayer (however unwillingly).
Anyway, Liebour’s website is asking […]

14 Oct

Like Flies Round Shit

Liebour Ministers are desperately trying to encourage Liebour Party members to rally round the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan after the latest opinion poll put the Conswervatives seven points ahead of Liebour.
Like flies round shit, Liebour ministers have spontaneously told the media how great their Prime Minister is.  Jim Murphy, Minister for Europe, even went […]

27 Sep

General Election imminent?

There is much speculation on a general election date with strong evidence that it’s going ot be delcared soon.
However, I have a big problem with the system.  Why is it up to the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan to decide when to hold an election?  Why should the ruling party dictate when an election is […]

24 Sep

BBC Bias on Brown’s speech

The BBC is never usually this blatant in their bias towards the ruling Liebour dictatorship but this just takes the piss.
In their reactions to No Mandate Brown’s speech they chose:
Four Liebour MP’s
Seven union leaders
Two hippies (Greenpeace & CND)
The only negative reaction was, of course, from the two hippies - everyone else was gushing at Britishness Brown’s speech.
The BBC […]

24 Sep

What will Brown be doing for Scotland?

This morning I asked “What will Brown be doing to England“?  Tonight I’m asking, “What will Brown be doing to Scotland”?
What was in Britishness Brown’s speech today?
Well, he’s promised to stand up for schools* and hospitals* and British values*.  He also wants to build 10 new “eco-towns”*.
He wants to increase stop and search powers for […]

24 Sep

What will Brown be doing to England?

The BBC tells us what No Mandate Brown is planning to announce in his Liebour Party Conference speech.
He’s going to be backing greater use of stop and search by the Police.  Doesn’t apply in Scotland.
He’s going to cut cancer waiting lists so you can have longer to accept the fact that because you’re English you […]

15 Sep

Another one bites the dust

Yet another Liebour MP has announced his forthcoming resignation.
John Reid, the Scottish former Home Secretary of England, has announced that he will resign at the next election along with Fatty Prescott.  Traitor Bliar has, of course, already disappeared into obscurity after finally doing the right thing and resigning.
The question is, why?  Why are these senior […]

01 Sep

Scottish Labour leader defends subsidy

The Scottish Liebour leader, Wendy Alexander (Douglas Alexander’s sister apparently), has basically told English people to shut up whining about the fact that they subsidise Scotland to the tune of £11.3bn.
Alexander said:
It does not come down to numbers. Every part of the UK outside London is a net beneficiary from the Exchequer, and Scotland does […]

30 May

Spot the difference

Conservative Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne, says that the Tories will carry on Liebour’s “reform” of public services.
Liebour have butchered public services, turning the country into a pseudo-socialist dictatorship.  Less well-off people are forever indebted to a “benevolent” state which taxes them to the hilt and drip feeds them just enough money to keep them ticking […]

17 May

What is Gordon planning for Scotland?

“No Mandate” Brown has told us all his domestic policies:

Education
The NHS
Affordable housing
Safe, secure and affordable communities
Building trust in democracy

Education is devolved, the NHS is devolved, housing is devolved, planning is devolved.  So what’s “No Mandate” Brown going to do for Scotland - the place where he was elected?  Building trust in democracy?  How’s he planning […]

08 Apr

Gordon Brown unfit to be Prime Minister

A Sunday Times poll has come to the shocking conclusion that Gordon Brown is not fit to be Prime Minister.
What a startling revelation.
In the poll, over half of people who responded felt that the Tartan Taxman was unfit to be Prime Minister with less than 30% thinking he would do a good job.
In other news, scientists have […]

18 Mar

Union is worth over £5k for each Scottish household

Traitor Blair has appealed to Scottish voters not to vote for the SNP in the May elections.
He tells the Scots that independence would cost every Scottish household over £5,000 per year because of their £11.9bn budget deficit.
Previous attempts to stop the SNP from taking control of the Scottish Parliament have centered around their dodgy maths […]

03 Feb

Britishness Brown interfering in English education again

The BBC reports that Britishness Brown is stepping up his Prime Ministership campaign by setting out his policies on education.
The problem is, the Chancellor was elected in Scotland where education is the responsibility of the Scottish government.  Gordon Brown wasn’t elected for his education policies because his education policies don’t affect his own constituency or […]

31 Jan

Happy Birthday to me

I’d just like to say thank you to Lord Levy and the Metropolitan Police for the lovely birthday present I had this morning when I turned on BBC1.
I am referring, of course, to the arrest of King Tony’s mate Lord Levy in the cash for peerages investigation.
Lord Levy - whose job with the Labour Party […]

27 Jan

Is the Home Office jinxed?

Is it actually possible for every Labour Home Secretary since 1997 to have been utterly incompetent or is there some gipsy curse on the Home Office?
Jack Straw was responsible for some decidedly illiberal laws and allowing General Pinochet to return to Chile without standing trial for human rights abuses and was expected to be demoted in 2001 […]

13 Jan

The Penny’s Dropped

English wankers
If you listen very carefully you can still hear the tinkling of the dropping penny down at Downing Street.According to our leader-in-waiting, the UK is being menaced by an “opportunist group of nationalists” who are “playing fast and loose” with the union.
Apparently, “it is very important to recognise that Britishness and Britain itself is […]

05 Jan

Falconer backs fellow Scot for PM

The unelected Scottish Lord Chancellor of England, Charlie Falconer, is backing Gordon Brown for Prime Minister.
So far only two MP’s have been mooted as replacements from Bliar - Gordon Brown and John Reid, both of which are Scots and have constituencies in Scotland.

29 Dec

Hazel Blears poll on ID Cards

Hazel Blears, Labour Party Chairman and Minister without a job Portfolio, wants to know whether you think everyone should have to carry ID cards.
Click here to get to her website, the poll is on the left hand side.  Currently it’s 46% Yes and 53% No.

27 Dec

GP Home Visit on Christmas Day?

Source: BBC News
John Prescott, feeling unwell on Christmas Day, was visited by a doctor at his home, admitted to hospital, diagnosed with a kidney stone and discharged in the afternoon.
Getting a home visit from your GP is virtually impossible at the best of times, let alone on Christmas Day.  As for being admitted to hospital […]

26 Dec

One member every 20 minutes

Dear Santa,
Thank you for the belated gift.  The news that Labour has lost so many members in the last few years that it averages out at one member every 20 minutes was fantastic.  I’ve obviously been a very good boy this year.

24 Dec

Working for the state

Since Labour came to power in 1997 and installed the Tartan Taxman as Chancellor amid claims that everyone would be better off under New Labour, the tax burden has increased significantly and we now work well over half the year solely for the benefit of the Treasury.
Income Tax has now increased to 23.6p in the […]

15 Dec

Police question Bliar

Traitor Blair was questioned by the police yesterday over the cash for peerages investigation.
A spokesperson for Bliar’s office said it was only natural that the police would want to question him as their investigation is drawing to a close.
Why?  Is it because they’ve turned up evidence during the investigation?  If he’s done nothing wrong and […]

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