Archive for the 'Tories' Category
03 May
The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t. The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]
Posted in Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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11 Feb
According to ConservativeHome, “Cast Iron” Dave has given a cast iron guarantee that while he is Prime Minister the UK will never join the Euro. Let’s hope this cast iron guarantee is more of a cast iron guarantee than the cast iron guarantee that we’d get a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Nov
Conservative Home has confirmed what we’ve been saying along – the Tories will not hold the referendum they promised on the Lisbon Treaty/EU Constitution. Tim Montgomerie has tried to spin David Camoron‘s treachery claiming that the last line of his cast-iron guarantee to hold a referendum means that no promise is being broken: No treaty [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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05 Sep
No need to spend a fortune on a polling company to find out how many Tories are intending to vote for Farage, ConservativeHome have already got the answer – 64%! The Tories are more split than ever under the expert leadership of David Camoron. Keep up the good work Dave. Technorati Tags: ConservativeHome, Election, John [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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23 Aug
Ann Widdecombe has publicly spoken out against David Camoron‘s “A” list selection procedure for Tory PPC’s. The “A” list system discriminates against white male candidates in favour of ethnic and female candidates in a deliberate attempt to artifically “balance” the sexual and ethnic make-up of the British government by placing ethnic and female candidates in [...]
Posted in Apartheid, Come the revolution, Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Jun
A poll by ConservativeHome shows that 77% of Tories think Tory MPs and PPCs should be able to sign up to the Better Off Out campaign. David Camoron has banned Tories from publicly opposing the UK’s membership of the European Empire via the Better Off Out campaign. Supporters of Better Off Out are not allowed [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories by: wonkotsane
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28 Mar
Stuart Wheeler, the multi-millionaire who has donated millions to the Tories, has defected to UKIP. When David Camoron reappointed arch-eurofederalist Ken Clarke to his shadow cabinet, he managed to not only irritate vast swathes of the Tory membership but also Stuart Wheeler, their biggest donor. Wheeler warned Camoron that he wasn’t happy and they needed [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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19 Dec
When the Tories won control of Telford & Wrekin Council for the first time last year, many promises were made of a more transparent administration with more involvement of the electorate in council decisions. It was a rocky start for the Tories who had to pick up the pieces after a scorched earth budget from [...]
Posted in Telford, Tories by: wonkotsane
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29 Nov
In a civillised democracy a member of an opposition political party would be commended for making public some embarrassing piece of information about the serving government. Information relating to the employment of an illegal immigrant at the Home Office, the Security Industry Authority giving licences to illegal immigrants or a letter from the Home Secretary [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Labour, Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Nov
Liebour have won the by-election in Glenrothes, a bordering constituency to No Mandate Brown’s Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath constituency. When John MacDougal died earlier this year (following a visit by Jonah Brown, incidently) Liebour had a majority of over 10,000. Their majority has now been reduced to 6,737 with a swing to the SNP of 5%. [...]
Posted in Labour, Lib Dems, Scotland, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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19 Sep
Stuart Wheeler, one of the Tories’ biggest donors, has brought David Cameron back down to earth with a thud greeting the news that the Tories have just polled 52% in an IPSOS MORI poll compared to Labour’s 24% with a threat that he will defect to UKIP next year if the Tories don’t buck their [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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27 Jun
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – nobody stands a chance of winning a by-election but the Conswervative at the moment. John Howell took 56.95% of the vote and ended up with nearly a 10,000 vote majority. Liebour came fifth and lost his deposit, being beaten by the Illiberal Dumbocrats, the Green [...]
Posted in EDP, Funny, Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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17 Jun
I’ve been debating internment and the Terrorism Act with my councillor, George Ashcroft, over at his place. Despite being a Conswervative, he supports the detention without trial of “terrorism” suspects for a month and a half. I’ve pointed out some serious flaws in the Terrorism Act such: Section 3 says that if you use a [...]
Posted in Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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12 Jun
David Davis has resigned as an MP so that he can contest a by-election on a manifesto of repealing 42 days internment, getting rid of ID cards and the database state and reducing CCTV. Apparently, he asked David Camoron to come out and promise to repeal 42 day internment if they win the next election [...]
Posted in Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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09 Jun
Not long ago a rumour emerged that Ken Clarke’s “Democracy Task Farce” was going to water down the already half-hearted, half-baked English Votes on English Matters policy the Conswervatives have held for a while now. I asked Daniel Kawczynski MP, who was on the committee, why in gods name they were proposing such a woefully [...]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Jun
David Camoron has admitted that the Conswervative promise of a restrospective referendum on the EU not-a-constitution would be useless. He said that once it had been ratified and brought into force in every country, it would be “almost impossible” to have a referendum on the not-a-constitution. He said … We may have to say, well [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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27 May
I wonder, is the shadow Work & Pensions Secretary a closet reader of Wonko’s World? Or did he perhaps co-incidentally come up with much the same policy that I proposed back in October for making unemployed people work? The only problem with their proposal is that it doesn’t go far enough. Technorati Tags: Conswervatives, Unemployment
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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22 Apr
Dr Bob Spink MP, who resigned from the Conswervatives last month after his local Conswervative Association tried to deselect him, has joined UKIP. UKIP now has one MP, nine MEPs, two Lords and about 30 councillors. It might not seem like much but from little acorns grow mighty oaks. Technorati Tags: UKIP, Conservatives, Bob Spink
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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21 Apr
The Conswervatives have spent nearly three years “consulting” and debating the West Lothian Question and have finally come up with an “answer”. The “answer” to the West Lothian Question, according to the Conswervatives, is “don’t answer it”. A marginal improvement over “don’t ask it” but hardly a constructive use of three years and god knows [...]
Posted in Tories, WTF? by: wonkotsane
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17 Mar
A lot of people I talk to were of the opinion that Camoron would ditch the proposed English Votes on English Matters/English Grand Committee idea once they got into power. How wrong they were. David Cameron is poised to draw back from proposing to slap an all-out ban on Scottish MPs debating and voting on [...]
Posted in Anglophobia, Apartheid, Britain, Come the revolution, Tories, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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08 Mar
I have a great deal of respect for Iain Dale, I really do. He supports the wrong party but he’s carved a career out of political commentating largely thanks to his blog and, of course, he’s shown impeccable taste in giving me awards for the last two years on the trot. However, this is the [...]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Mar
Just when I thought that Camoron couldn’t get any more stupid, he has plumbed new depths of stupidity. He’s announced that if he gets to be Prime Minister, by the end of his first Parliament, one third of ministers will be women. Great, positive discrimination – how very socialist of you Dave. Despite Conswervative attempts [...]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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23 Feb
The Conswervative Party in Derby reckon that 300 Liebour members are defecting tonight to the Conswervatives. So confident are they that it will happen that Caroline Spellman, the Conswervative Party Chairman, is travelling to Derby to receive them. It would be funny if this was a wind-up and the Tories were left with egg on [...]
Posted in Labour, Tories by: wonkotsane
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29 Jan
A couple of weeks ago I hypothesised that Liebour were intentionally bringing disrepute to Westminster over party funding to make state-funding appear to be the only option left to stop the corruption. Derek Conway, a Conswervative MP, has just been given a bollocking for paying over £45k to his son from his parliamentary expenses over four years [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Corruption, Labour, Tories by: wonkotsane
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22 Jan
The leader of the Conswervative group on Stevenage Borough Council, Councillor Marion Mason, has defected to UKIP. Councillor Mason says that the best thing for the country is to leave the EU and the Conswervatives won’t offer that choice so the only thing she could do was join UKIP. A steady trickle of Conswervatives are leaving the [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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16 Jan
Two Liebour MPs have asked the Electoral Commission to investigate eighty Conswervative MPs over donations from “patrons clubs”. They said that the Conservative MPs will end up paying back thousands of pounds of donations but the Conswervatives reckon that Liebour has received £2m in donations from “patrons clubs” themselves! This is a truly pathetic attempt [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Corruption, Labour, Sleaze, Tories by: wonkotsane
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11 Jan
The Torygraph, the BBC, Walkers, Stagecoach – just four companies (yes, the BBC is a company even if it does appear to be more like a government department or a branch of the Liebour Party) that are spending their own money actively promoting “Britain” and Britishness. Why? What would prompt Walkers – a multinational corporation [...]
Posted in BBC Bias, Britain, Labour, Propaganda, Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Jan
Call Me Dave Camoron has declared the Conswervatives “the party of the NHS” and pledged to fine cash-strapped hospitals for every infection case they have. Genius. The rise in “superbugs” in hospitals is down to a change in the way wards are run and cuts in cleaning and maintenance budgets because of the woeful underfunding [...]
Posted in Health, Tories, WTF? by: wonkotsane
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29 Nov
UKIP stands candidates in European Parliamentary elections to act as trojan horses. The Tories used to claim their MEPs were there to represent our interests in Europe and to slow down the transfer of sovereignty to Federal Europe. So why would they appoint arch-eurofederalist MEP, Philip Bushill-Matthews, as the leader of the Conswervative MEP group? [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories by: wonkotsane
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12 Nov
Someone, please, tell me what planet David Camoron is on because it certainly isn’t the same one that I’m on. Camoron is actually fucking retarded enough to complain that England and Wales has the lowest conviction rate – 5.7% - amongst “leading” European states and suggests tightening laws to ensure more prosecutions. But the conviction rate isn’t the problem – three [...]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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