Archive for the 'Tories' Category
04 Sep
The Scottish Conservatives could wind themselves up if Murdo Fraser MSP is successful in becoming leader of the party north of the border. Fraser realises that the Tory brand is toxic in Scotland and wants a clean break. He has made it clear that if he is elected leader of the Scottish Conservatives he will [...]
Posted in Scotland, Tories by: wonkotsane
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17 Feb
Ian Paisley, the MP for North Antrim in Northern Ireland, has warned the British Conservatives not to give in to English demands for equality which he says would create a Parliament “of little Englanders”. I appeal to my Conservative friends…they should recognise they should not play party politics with constitution of this nation. We will [...]
Posted in Anglophobia, Northern Ireland, Racism, Tories by: wonkotsane
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04 Oct
Well, isn’t little Georgy Porgey Osborne a clever boy? He’s decided to means test for family allowance to stop the well off from getting money they don’t need but being the clever boy that he is, he’s dropped a bit of a bollock. The means testing is being done by taking family allowance off anyone [...]
Posted in Economy, Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 May
The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t. The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]
Posted in Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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11 Feb
According to ConservativeHome, “Cast Iron” Dave has given a cast iron guarantee that while he is Prime Minister the UK will never join the Euro. Let’s hope this cast iron guarantee is more of a cast iron guarantee than the cast iron guarantee that we’d get a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Nov
Conservative Home has confirmed what we’ve been saying along – the Tories will not hold the referendum they promised on the Lisbon Treaty/EU Constitution. Tim Montgomerie has tried to spin David Camoron‘s treachery claiming that the last line of his cast-iron guarantee to hold a referendum means that no promise is being broken: No treaty [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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05 Sep
No need to spend a fortune on a polling company to find out how many Tories are intending to vote for Farage, ConservativeHome have already got the answer – 64%! The Tories are more split than ever under the expert leadership of David Camoron. Keep up the good work Dave. Technorati Tags: ConservativeHome, Election, John [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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23 Aug
Ann Widdecombe has publicly spoken out against David Camoron‘s “A” list selection procedure for Tory PPC’s. The “A” list system discriminates against white male candidates in favour of ethnic and female candidates in a deliberate attempt to artifically “balance” the sexual and ethnic make-up of the British government by placing ethnic and female candidates in [...]
Posted in Apartheid, Come the revolution, Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Jun
A poll by ConservativeHome shows that 77% of Tories think Tory MPs and PPCs should be able to sign up to the Better Off Out campaign. David Camoron has banned Tories from publicly opposing the UK’s membership of the European Empire via the Better Off Out campaign. Supporters of Better Off Out are not allowed [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories by: wonkotsane
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28 Mar
Stuart Wheeler, the multi-millionaire who has donated millions to the Tories, has defected to UKIP. When David Camoron reappointed arch-eurofederalist Ken Clarke to his shadow cabinet, he managed to not only irritate vast swathes of the Tory membership but also Stuart Wheeler, their biggest donor. Wheeler warned Camoron that he wasn’t happy and they needed [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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19 Dec
When the Tories won control of Telford & Wrekin Council for the first time last year, many promises were made of a more transparent administration with more involvement of the electorate in council decisions. It was a rocky start for the Tories who had to pick up the pieces after a scorched earth budget from [...]
Posted in Telford, Tories by: wonkotsane
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29 Nov
In a civillised democracy a member of an opposition political party would be commended for making public some embarrassing piece of information about the serving government. Information relating to the employment of an illegal immigrant at the Home Office, the Security Industry Authority giving licences to illegal immigrants or a letter from the Home Secretary [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Labour, Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Nov
Liebour have won the by-election in Glenrothes, a bordering constituency to No Mandate Brown’s Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath constituency. When John MacDougal died earlier this year (following a visit by Jonah Brown, incidently) Liebour had a majority of over 10,000. Their majority has now been reduced to 6,737 with a swing to the SNP of 5%. [...]
Posted in Labour, Lib Dems, Scotland, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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19 Sep
Stuart Wheeler, one of the Tories’ biggest donors, has brought David Cameron back down to earth with a thud greeting the news that the Tories have just polled 52% in an IPSOS MORI poll compared to Labour’s 24% with a threat that he will defect to UKIP next year if the Tories don’t buck their [...]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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27 Jun
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – nobody stands a chance of winning a by-election but the Conswervative at the moment. John Howell took 56.95% of the vote and ended up with nearly a 10,000 vote majority. Liebour came fifth and lost his deposit, being beaten by the Illiberal Dumbocrats, the Green [...]
Posted in EDP, Funny, Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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17 Jun
I’ve been debating internment and the Terrorism Act with my councillor, George Ashcroft, over at his place. Despite being a Conswervative, he supports the detention without trial of “terrorism” suspects for a month and a half. I’ve pointed out some serious flaws in the Terrorism Act such: Section 3 says that if you use a [...]
Posted in Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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12 Jun
David Davis has resigned as an MP so that he can contest a by-election on a manifesto of repealing 42 days internment, getting rid of ID cards and the database state and reducing CCTV. Apparently, he asked David Camoron to come out and promise to repeal 42 day internment if they win the next election [...]
Posted in Police State, Tories by: wonkotsane
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09 Jun
Not long ago a rumour emerged that Ken Clarke’s “Democracy Task Farce” was going to water down the already half-hearted, half-baked English Votes on English Matters policy the Conswervatives have held for a while now. I asked Daniel Kawczynski MP, who was on the committee, why in gods name they were proposing such a woefully [...]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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07 Jun
David Camoron has admitted that the Conswervative promise of a restrospective referendum on the EU not-a-constitution would be useless. He said that once it had been ratified and brought into force in every country, it would be “almost impossible” to have a referendum on the not-a-constitution. He said … We may have to say, well [...]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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27 May
I wonder, is the shadow Work & Pensions Secretary a closet reader of Wonko’s World? Or did he perhaps co-incidentally come up with much the same policy that I proposed back in October for making unemployed people work? The only problem with their proposal is that it doesn’t go far enough. Technorati Tags: Conswervatives, Unemployment
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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