Archive for the 'Tories' Category
22 Apr
Dr Bob Spink MP, who resigned from the Conswervatives last month after his local Conswervative Association tried to deselect him, has joined UKIP.
UKIP now has one MP, nine MEPs, two Lords and about 30 councillors.
It might not seem like much but from little acorns grow mighty oaks.
Technorati Tags: UKIP, Conservatives, Bob Spink
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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21 Apr
The Conswervatives have spent nearly three years “consulting” and debating the West Lothian Question and have finally come up with an “answer”.
The “answer” to the West Lothian Question, according to the Conswervatives, is “don’t answer it”. A marginal improvement over “don’t ask it” but hardly a constructive use of three years and god knows how […]
Posted in Tories, WTF? by: wonkotsane
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17 Mar
A lot of people I talk to were of the opinion that Camoron would ditch the proposed English Votes on English Matters/English Grand Committee idea once they got into power. How wrong they were.
David Cameron is poised to draw back from proposing to slap an all-out ban on Scottish MPs debating and voting on so-called […]
Posted in Britain, Anglophobia, Tories, Traitors, Come the revolution, Apartheid by: wonkotsane
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08 Mar
I have a great deal of respect for Iain Dale, I really do. He supports the wrong party but he’s carved a career out of political commentating largely thanks to his blog and, of course, he’s shown impeccable taste in giving me awards for the last two years on the trot.
However, this […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Mar
Just when I thought that Camoron couldn’t get any more stupid, he has plumbed new depths of stupidity.
He’s announced that if he gets to be Prime Minister, by the end of his first Parliament, one third of ministers will be women. Great, positive discrimination - how very socialist of you Dave.
Despite Conswervative attempts to get […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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23 Feb
The Conswervative Party in Derby reckon that 300 Liebour members are defecting tonight to the Conswervatives.
So confident are they that it will happen that Caroline Spellman, the Conswervative Party Chairman, is travelling to Derby to receive them.
It would be funny if this was a wind-up and the Tories were left with egg on their faces […]
Posted in Labour, Tories by: wonkotsane
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29 Jan
A couple of weeks ago I hypothesised that Liebour were intentionally bringing disrepute to Westminster over party funding to make state-funding appear to be the only option left to stop the corruption.
Derek Conway, a Conswervative MP, has just been given a bollocking for paying over £45k to his son from his parliamentary expenses over four years whilst […]
Posted in Labour, Tories, Come the revolution, Corruption by: wonkotsane
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22 Jan
The leader of the Conswervative group on Stevenage Borough Council, Councillor Marion Mason, has defected to UKIP.
Councillor Mason says that the best thing for the country is to leave the EU and the Conswervatives won’t offer that choice so the only thing she could do was join UKIP.
A steady trickle of Conswervatives are leaving the Conswervatives for […]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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16 Jan
Two Liebour MPs have asked the Electoral Commission to investigate eighty Conswervative MPs over donations from “patrons clubs”.
They said that the Conservative MPs will end up paying back thousands of pounds of donations but the Conswervatives reckon that Liebour has received £2m in donations from “patrons clubs” themselves!
This is a truly pathetic attempt to divert […]
Posted in Labour, Tories, Come the revolution, Sleaze, Corruption by: wonkotsane
4 Comments
11 Jan
The Torygraph, the BBC, Walkers, Stagecoach - just four companies (yes, the BBC is a company even if it does appear to be more like a government department or a branch of the Liebour Party) that are spending their own money actively promoting “Britain” and Britishness.
Why? What would prompt Walkers - a multinational corporation - […]
Posted in Britain, Labour, Tories, BBC Bias, Propaganda by: wonkotsane
10 Comments
03 Jan
Call Me Dave Camoron has declared the Conswervatives “the party of the NHS” and pledged to fine cash-strapped hospitals for every infection case they have.
Genius.
The rise in “superbugs” in hospitals is down to a change in the way wards are run and cuts in cleaning and maintenance budgets because of the woeful underfunding of the […]
Posted in Tories, Health, WTF? by: wonkotsane
2 Comments
29 Nov
UKIP stands candidates in European Parliamentary elections to act as trojan horses. The Tories used to claim their MEPs were there to represent our interests in Europe and to slow down the transfer of sovereignty to Federal Europe.
So why would they appoint arch-eurofederalist MEP, Philip Bushill-Matthews, as the leader of the Conswervative MEP group?
As David […]
Posted in Federal Europe, Tories by: wonkotsane
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12 Nov
Someone, please, tell me what planet David Camoron is on because it certainly isn’t the same one that I’m on.
Camoron is actually fucking retarded enough to complain that England and Wales has the lowest conviction rate - 5.7% - amongst “leading” European states and suggests tightening laws to ensure more prosecutions. But the conviction rate isn’t the problem - three quarters […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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09 Nov
A by-election in the Brookside ward of Telford & Wrekin Council yesterday saw Liebour lose yet another seat on the borough.
Earlier this year the Conswervatives took control of Telford & Wrekin Council from Liebour who had held the unitary authority since it was created. On balance the change from red to blue has been a good one […]
Posted in Labour, Tories by: wonkotsane
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04 Nov
Nigel Hastilow, Conswervative candidate for Halesowen & Rowley Regis and fellow Witanagemot member, has found himself in hot water with the wet blankets at the Conswervative Party for daring to mention immigration.
In an article in the Express & Star, Hastilow said that the issue most people in his constituency were concerned about was immigration. He […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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29 Aug
David Cameron, leader of the “eurosceptic” Conservative Party, has answered questions from readers of the Shropshire Star. One of the questions was as follows:
Can you explain why politicians of all major parties think it is a good thing for Britain to be a part of a federal Europe and continue to say it is not […]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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02 Jul
David Cameron announced a shadow cabinet reshuffle today, the full details of which are yet to be announced.
What will be interesting is to see if they appoint shadow regional ministers to help along No Mandate Brown’s English balkanisation project after all their bleating about being anti-regionalisation.
You’ll forgive me if I don’t put a huge amount […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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30 May
Conservative Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne, says that the Tories will carry on Liebour’s “reform” of public services.
Liebour have butchered public services, turning the country into a pseudo-socialist dictatorship. Less well-off people are forever indebted to a “benevolent” state which taxes them to the hilt and drip feeds them just enough money to keep them ticking […]
Posted in Labour, Tories, Lib Dems, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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05 May
Dear Dave,
First of all, congratulations on the election results. A bloody nose for Labour and hopefully an indication of their fortunes in the next election (assuming Labour doesn’t cancel elections because they’re not environmentally friendly and pose a terrorist threat of course).
The results in England were pretty conclusive - the English ignored your recent insults […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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19 Apr
David Cameron doesn’t want to be Prime Minister of England, he says:
“I want to be prime minister of the United Kingdom. I don’t want to be prime minister of England. It would be easier in some ways [to give up on Scotland]. But I think it’s rather a small, narrow politics to try to draw […]
Posted in England, Tories by: wonkotsane
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17 Apr
Iain Dale, in an unusual departure from his normally relatively unbiased blogging, has tried to implicate some sort of link between the BNP and UKIP.
Now this is nothing new - even the BNP do it - but the “link” is a non-issue.
Basically, the BNP has listed UKIP candidates who are standing in constituencies the BNP […]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
8 Comments
10 Mar
Yesterday the people of Northern Ireland went to the polls to elect assembly members for the Stormont Assembly.
The DUP, under Reverend Ian Paisley, has taken the majority of votes with The IRA Sinn Féin in a fairly close second place.
All parties involved in the Northern Ireland Assembly have until the 25th of March to come […]
Posted in England, Northern Ireland, Tories by: wonkotsane
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09 Jan
Two Conservative peers - Lord Pearson of Rannoch and Lord Willoughby de Broke - have defected to UKIP.
The two peers are forming a UKIP group in the House of Lords in protest at the lack of “sufficiently Eurosceptic policy” in the Conservative Party. They go on to say that UKIP are the “only party telling […]
Posted in Tories, UKIP by: wonkotsane
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15 Dec
NEWS from BOB WALTER MP
Member of Parliament for North Dorset
Date: 13th December 2006
Release: Immediate
BOB WALTER MP’s BILL WILL PROPOSE ANSWER TO WEST LOTHIAN QUESTION
Robert Walter MP (North Dorset) today (13th December) launched a NEW bid to stop Scottish MPs voting on issues that only affect England and Wales.
Bob Walter will today present his Private Members […]
Posted in England, Tories by: wonkotsane
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04 Oct
Boris is in trouble again. He’s committed the capital crime of suggesting that North British university students shouldn’t get free education courtesy of the English taxpayer.
The press are in a frenzy as Boris provides the only entertainment in an otherwise dull conference and people start demanding that he apologise for suggesting that North Britain is […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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03 Oct
David Cameron has reiterated his belief that English MP’s should be the only ones allowed to decide on English legislation.
He’s got the right idea in principle but the wrong solution. He is absolutely correct in saying that MP’s with constituencies outside of England should be barred from interfering in English matters in the same way […]
Posted in England, Tories by: wonkotsane
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21 Sep
The Russian mafia have come across a revised version of the new Tory logo due to be release before the local elections in North Britain next year. The logo is thought to have been leaked by a junior officer within the Tory Party.
Seems like I was right*:
* This is made up
Posted in Funny, Tories by: wonkotsane
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20 Sep
The BBC is at it again, confusing England with Britain.
Apparently, the North British Conservative logo is bigger and leans less to the right than the English Conservative logo. Amazing really considering there is no English Conservative Party and no English logo. The Conservative Party that operates in England is the British Conservative Party and the […]
Posted in Tories, BBC by: wonkotsane
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17 Sep
The Tories have ditched their old copy of the BT logo in favour of an infant’s drawing of what is apparently an oak tree.
The cost of the logo - £40,000 - has raised a few eyebrows but they aren’t the only things the logo’s are raising. There are three versions of the logo - a […]
Posted in Tories by: wonkotsane
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15 Sep
I can’t be doing with politicians that say one thing in North Britain and one thing down here. It really, really pisses me off. If the North Britons are going to get all upset if you don’t tell them they’re all direct decendents of Jesus, deserve the nobel peace prize for services to anglophobia and generally […]
Posted in Scotland, Anglophobia, Tories by: wonkotsane
5 Comments