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31 Dec

Happy New Year

I’d like to wish all my readers a happy new year.  Even the Tartan Army knuckledraggers who popped in to abuse me on this post.
2006 saw 315,496 unique visits to Wonko’s World with the number of visitors increasing from 18,760 in January to 43,618 in December.
I don’t know what it is that brings so many [...]

31 Dec

£510 EU income tax

According to the Daily Express, the European Federation has drawn up plans to finance itself with a £510 direct tax á-la income tax.
The plans have been drawn up by eurofederalist MEP’s rom the Committee on Regional Development.
The direct tax will be in addition to reduced national contributions and will supposedly reflect the relative prosperity of [...]

30 Dec

Saddam Hussein hanged

Former Iraqi president, Saddam Hussein, was hanged at 3 o’clock this morning.
The execution was carried out by Iraqi’s under close supervision of the Americans in an American camp.  The execution was witnessed by a handful of Iraqi’s, a representative of the Iraqi Prime Minister and a Sunni cleric.
Personally I would rather have seen Saddam rot in prison until [...]

29 Dec

Saddam will be executed within 4 weeks

Saddam Hussein’s automatic appeal against his death sentence has been rejected and his death warrant has been signed.  Under Iraqi law he can be executed at any time in the next 4 weeks.
One of the judges has apparently said that Saddam will be executed on Friday or Saturday but there is a rumour that it [...]

29 Dec

Strange Bedfellows

The Prime Minister of Somalia has driven into the Somali capital, Mogadishu, at the head of a convoy of armoured cars.
Mogadishu had, until the last few days, been under the control of the Union of Islamic Courts (UIC) – a group of Islamic fundamentalists who want to establish an Islamic state in Somalia.  Earlier this [...]

29 Dec

Hazel Blears poll on ID Cards

Hazel Blears, Labour Party Chairman and Minister without a job Portfolio, wants to know whether you think everyone should have to carry ID cards.
Click here to get to her website, the poll is on the left hand side.  Currently it’s 46% Yes and 53% No.

27 Dec

Boxing Day hunts gain more supporters

Boxing Day hunts attracted in the region of 320,000 supporters this year.
The hunts were monitored by police and animal rights terrorists, the League Against Cruel Sports.
The Police used video cameras to record meets claiming that they were doing so in case things got out of hand althoug they’re probably building up a database of hunt supporters [...]

27 Dec

GP Home Visit on Christmas Day?

Source: BBC News
John Prescott, feeling unwell on Christmas Day, was visited by a doctor at his home, admitted to hospital, diagnosed with a kidney stone and discharged in the afternoon.
Getting a home visit from your GP is virtually impossible at the best of times, let alone on Christmas Day.  As for being admitted to hospital [...]

27 Dec

BBC Scotland: Divisions rage despite the Union

The BBC News website has an article on the union in which the writer – a political editor for BBC Scotland – questions the value of the union.
The article only appears on the Scotland pages of course, we can’t have English people seeing someone questioning the value of the union after all.
The article asks “So [...]

27 Dec

Twat of the Year: Update

A quick update on the Twat of the Year poll – in a word: close!
There are literally a couple of votes between the top 4:

Tony Bliar
 
57 (20%)

Gordon Brown
 
56 (20%)

Minge Campbell
 
9 (3%)

John Prescott
 
59 (21%)

David Cameron
 
52 (18%)

Charlie Falconer
 
21 (7%)

Peter Hain
 
5 (2%)

Ian Bliar
 
16 (6%)

AA Gill
 
4 (1%)

Geoff Hoon
 
8 (3%)

The poll runs until the end of the year so it’s [...]

26 Dec

One member every 20 minutes

Dear Santa,
Thank you for the belated gift.  The news that Labour has lost so many members in the last few years that it averages out at one member every 20 minutes was fantastic.  I’ve obviously been a very good boy this year.

24 Dec

Merry Christmas

I don’t anticipate being online much over the festive period so …
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

24 Dec

Support Testing on Animals

You can sign a petition in support of animal testing here.
21,857 have signed the petition so far – how many signatures would the animal rights terrorists get if they stopped terrorising people for long enough to set one up?

24 Dec

Working for the state

Since Labour came to power in 1997 and installed the Tartan Taxman as Chancellor amid claims that everyone would be better off under New Labour, the tax burden has increased significantly and we now work well over half the year solely for the benefit of the Treasury.
Income Tax has now increased to 23.6p in the [...]

24 Dec

It’s official: Criticising gays is allowed

An elderly Christian couple who wrote to their council criticising it for wasting taxpayers money promoting homosexuality have been paid compensation for the police investigation that followed.
The couple believe that homosexuality is a sin and wrote to their council telling them that they were offended by their council tax being spent on promoting homosexuality and [...]

23 Dec

Twat of the Year

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22 Dec

Parking nazi’s issue £68k in fines

Last month Shropshire County Council started their decriminalised parking scheme accompanied by a series of press releases reassuring residents that the wardens would mainly be giving people advice for the first couple of months.
In the Shropshire Star tonight, they report that wardens have issued a whopping £68,000 in fines since the scheme started in November.
How [...]

22 Dec

Shropshire Star: Query as PM backs regional changes

A fairly heavily edited letter in the Shropshire Star tonight (bits cut out are stuck out

Query as PM backs regional changes
A poll in the Sunday Telegraph on the 25th of November asked a random selection of English and Scottish members of the public if they supported the establishment of an English parliament or English independence.
Of [...]

21 Dec

Hello Nairn

Just a quick hello to my colleagues at Capgemini in North Britain.
Don’t forget to purchase a souvenier …

20 Dec

Bridgnorth throws democracy out of the window

Shropshire County Council is trying to replace local councils with a single unitary authority for the whole county (excluding Telford that is already a UA).
Salopians (people from Shropshire) are pretty opposed to the plans, as evidenced by independent polling commissioned by the council itself.
Some councils in the county are in favour, others are against.  One [...]

20 Dec

Arsenal ban flags

Arsenal Football club has banned national flags from its stadium after some greeks complained about a solitary Turkish Cypriot flag in the crowd.
Arsenal says:
“Arsenal as a club prides itself on being inclusive with respect to all nationalities, cultural and ethnic groups.”
“We are asking that only Arsenal flags, without any national emblems, are displayed within the [...]

20 Dec

Right Wing Blogger of the Year

Iain Dale has a poll for your Right Wing Blogger of the Year.
Vote DK!

20 Dec

English Parliament – lovely, isn’t it?

Lord Elis-Thomas, presiding officer of the Welsh Assembly, has called for the establishment of an English Parliament.
This is the latest in a line of increasingly high profile supporters of devolution for England.
Don’t get too excited though – Lord Elis-Thomas’ vision of the UK is a “United Kingdom in a United Europe”.  Which would make him [...]

20 Dec

ID Cards Shambles

John Reid, the Scottish Home Secretary, has announced that plans for a single ID database have been scrapped and that the National Identity Register will instead be serviced by three existing systems.
The single database was proposed – at a cost of £5.4bn – with the intention that it would be a “clean” system with no [...]

20 Dec

EU has airlines in its sights

The European Federation is planning to include airlines in its carbon trading scheme to help fulfil its obligations under the Kyoto Treaty.
First question – why does the European Federation have any obligations under the Kyoto Treaty?  It’s not a country and I believe most member states signed the treaty and have their own obligations so [...]

20 Dec

Ban it, there’s no alternative

According to BBC News this morning, the suspected killer of PC Sharon Beshenivsky is believed to have escaped the country wearing a muslim woman’s veil.
A few months ago, 4 male suicide bombers dressed in women’s veils blew themselves up killing innocent civillians.
A few weeks ago, the highest ranking black policeman in the UK introduced proposals to ban [...]

19 Dec

English accents

English Blogs has a post about English accents.  You have to be registered to post comments so I thought I’d pick up on it here.
Living in Shropshire, we have quite a wide range of local accents that are substantially different from each other.  The traditional Shropshire accent is almost extinct now although it is possibly [...]

17 Dec

Do unto others …

Alex Salmond asks if, given that the majority or MP’s with Scottish constituencies are opposed to Scotland hosting Trident, they are to have it “forced down the throats of Scotland”.
Whilst the SNP choose not to vote on matters that affect only England (for which they should be commended), the same cannot be said of their [...]

17 Dec

Twat of the Week nominations

Please let me have your nominations for this weeks Twat of the Week Award.
As usual, either post your nomination in the comments or email me using this spangly new contact form:
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16 Dec

Shropshire Star: EU not to blame for NHS woes

EU not to blame for NHS woes
According to certain readers the EU is to blame for the failures in the NHS.Stuart Parr (Starmail, November 20) claims it has issued a directive removing the individual opt-out from the Working Time Directive, hereby forcing hospitals to cut services.
This is not true. The EU cannot just issue a [...]

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