Archive for the 'No Mandate' Category
27 Jul
Peter Mandelson, the unelected Minister for English Business and Enterprise, who also has responsibility for English Higher Education, is considering allowing an increase in English university tuition fees. Tuition fees were introduced in England after Scottish Labour MPs were whipped to vote in favour because a majority of English MPs were opposed to them. Without [...]
Posted in Education, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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03 Jun
Sir Sandy Macara, former Chairman of the British Medical Association, has called for MMR vaccinations to be made compulsary by making an immunisation certificate a pre-requisite to being accepted for a school place. He says that doctors have tried to convince parents but it’s not working so it has to be made compulsary, which begs [...]
Posted in England, Health, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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12 Apr
The British Prime Minister has announced plans to force all English children to carry out at least 50 hours of community service before the age of 19. Luckily, the plans are in his manifesto pledge for the next British elections and are therefore extremely unlikely to ever come to fruition for the two very good [...]
Posted in Britain, England, No Mandate, Police State by: wonkotsane
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14 May
No Mandate Brown has set out his no-mandate “reform” programme (there’s that fucking word again – reform) to try and recover from the devastating trouncing Liebour had in the last by-election and nosediving support from traditional Liebour voters. Let’s take a look at what batshit ideas he’s pulled out of his arse this time. I’ll [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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30 Mar
According to the Times, Gordon Brown is planning to create a network of London-type mayors in the “English regions” to combat Englishness and promote the Britishness agenda he has become obsessed since being parachuted into the post of Prime Minister without a mandate. England has always been considered expendable by the Labour Party, hence their willingness to [...]
Posted in Britishness, England, No Mandate, Regions, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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25 Mar
No Mandate Brown is appealing to “middle England” to support more devolution for Scotland and support the union. The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan says that the UK is “the world’s most successful multi-national state” but that the union isn’t “a contract of convenience that can be renegotiated”. Multi-national or multi-regional? Remember, as far as [...]
Posted in Anglophobia, Britishness, No Mandate, Regions, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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10 Jan
No Mandate Brown will announce today that the British government intends to build nuclear power stations in England. He won’t be making the same announcement about Scotland, of course, because it’s a devolved matter and the Scottish Parliament has decided that Gordon Brown’s constituents and their fellow countrymen won’t be getting nuclear power stations. Now, I [...]
Posted in England, Labour, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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07 Jan
No Mandate Brown has announced that the (English) NHS will start offering health screening for heart disease, strokes and kidney disease as well as increasing the screening for some types of cancer. Health screening is good but it’s still wrong the Gordon Brown is interfering in the English NHS. He has no say over the [...]
Posted in England, Health, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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01 Jan
Read this then read the letter I just sent to my turncoat Liebour MP. Dear David, Your Prime Minister has somehow, against all the odds, managed to make me even more annoyed today than he has since he was appointed as your leader. I was pretty incensed when he announced that his priorities as Prime Minister [...]
Posted in England, Health, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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22 Dec
The Illiberal Dipshits have appointed Lembit Öpik, MP for Montgomery, to their shadow cabinet with responsibility for housing. Housing is devolved to the Welsh Assembly in Mr Öpik’s own constituency so his constituents were unable to give him a mandate on English housing. I’ve just sent the following email to his constituency office: Dear Mr [...]
Posted in Lib Dems, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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20 Dec
No Mandate Brown thinks that the English are a nation of goldfish who will forget the recent scandals – fraud, sleaze, incompetence, treason – that have marked his first few months in power. He actually had the gall to say “I think people know that when a problem arises we will deal with it” – [...]
Posted in Come the revolution, Labour, No Mandate, Sleaze, Traitors by: wonkotsane
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15 Nov
Worm your way out of this Gordon … That this House recognises that the Prime Minister is a signatory to the Scottish Claim of Right in which he declared and pledged that in all his actions and deliberations the interests of the Scottish people `shall be paramount’; believes that by declaring that the interests of [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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07 Nov
The Queen was put through the indignity of having to read the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan first (and hopefully last) Queen’s Speech. The BBC, to my utter amazement, have actually identified which bills are only applicable in England although there is no explanation of why this is so utterly reprehensible, undemocratic and morally wrong. [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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31 Oct
The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan has proclaimed that all failing schools in England will get a visit from a specialist management team to help turn them round. If that doesn’t work then a change of “management” will be instigated and if that doesn’t work then the school will be shut down. It was pointed [...]
Posted in Education, England, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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14 Oct
Liebour Ministers are desperately trying to encourage Liebour Party members to rally round the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan after the latest opinion poll put the Conswervatives seven points ahead of Liebour. Like flies round shit, Liebour ministers have spontaneously told the media how great their Prime Minister is. Jim Murphy, Minister for Europe, even [...]
Posted in Labour, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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12 Oct
The 10 Downing Street petition to hold a general election in 2007 is gathering pace. The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan laughed off the petition the other day because it only had 26 signatures. Overnight it grew to 3,400 signatures and by today over 10,000 people have signed it. What is nice to see, though, are [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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10 Oct
Alistair Darling, the latest Scottish Chancellor of the Exchequer, has announced his first pre-budget review. In his mini-budget he has decided to double the inheritence tax thresholds for couples, small comfort for those who don’t fall into that bracket – widows, young children who have just lost their parents, etc. A tax allowance for private [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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06 Oct
No Mandate Brown, the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan, has decided not to call an election after all. After seeing the latest batch of opinion polls showing that support for the Conswervatives was increasing whilst support for Liebour was decreasing, he has decided that he “wants a mandate on policy, not on promises”. Or votes [...]
Posted in No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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24 Sep
This morning I asked “What will Brown be doing to England“? Tonight I’m asking, “What will Brown be doing to Scotland”? What was in Britishness Brown’s speech today? Well, he’s promised to stand up for schools* and hospitals* and British values*. He also wants to build 10 new “eco-towns”*. He wants to increase stop and [...]
Posted in Labour, No Mandate, Scotland by: wonkotsane
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24 Sep
The BBC tells us what No Mandate Brown is planning to announce in his Liebour Party Conference speech. He’s going to be backing greater use of stop and search by the Police. Doesn’t apply in Scotland. He’s going to cut cancer waiting lists so you can have longer to accept the fact that because you’re [...]
Posted in Labour, No Mandate by: wonkotsane
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