On Wednesday the British government finally announced the West Lothian Question commission that they promised over a year ago, yesterday they gave a practical demonstration of why it’s so desperately needed. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have negotiated a £30.2m bonus from the British government because the British government have spent money in London for [...]

Poor Harriet Harperson has got her unisex undergarments in a twist over the BBC Sports Personality of the Year panel not including any women in their shortlist of sports personalities. The man-hating Shadow Minister for Equality and Women has demanded that the BBC include some women in the shortlist immediately and criticised the BBC for [...]

The British Olympic Committee have caused outrage in Scotland and Wales by lying in a press release announcing the FA’s (or the English FA as they should more accurately be known) unilateral decision to field an English football team as “Team GB” in the Olympics. The BOA has claimed that an “historic agreement” has been reached to allow [...]

Well, that went will didn’t it?  For the first time ever I got up and walked out before an England game finished.  While England were making a half hearted attempt at trying to claw back a 3 goal deficit I was in the garden getting the BBQ started. I notice that a couple of the [...]

… the linesman and referee to be able to bloody see! England have gone back to the dressing rooms for half time 2-1 to Germany when the actual score is 2-2. The linesman was a few yards from the corner, he should have been able to see the goal.  The referee was in the right [...]

I would love England to win the World Cup but if – as seems likely – we don’t make it to the finals, the disappointment will be tempered somewhat as long as we give the Germans a damn good thrashing this afternoon.

Without wanting to sound like an armchair manager, what the fuck are you playing at Capello? Seriously, the team is playing unbelievably badly and I’m afraid I have to lay the blame with Capello.  I normally defend managers when people criticise them because the 11 players on the pitch are supposed to be professionals and [...]

The Fortean Times merrily pointed out this morning on Twitter that the Olympic mascots “appear to be Cyclops-eyed, pincer-handed aliens“. He may not be Prime Minister any more but we just can’t get away from El Gordo. Anyway, what about those mascots, eh?  Very shiny, and bit angry looking and just a little bit phallic [...]

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray is looking worryingly close to winning his first ever grand slam in Australia. If he wins, life will be unbearable for those of us who can’t stand the tantrum-throwing, anti-English, second rate Scottish tennis player. The BBC will devote its entire schedule to the life and times of Andy Murray, [...]

… Roddick.   Can you imagine how unbearable it would be if Miserable Murray won Wimbledon?  The 2 hour documentaries and clip shows the BBC will be showing for months afterwards, the knighthood for services to Scottish British tennis, El Gordo gurning his congratulations in Parliament. God, it doesn’t bear thinking about.  Best get those [...]

Setanta went into administration today owing £3m to the Scottish Premier League and £30m to the English Premier League. The Scottish Premier League is looking for a new buyer for £125m of broadcasting rights for the next 4 years and the English Premier League is looking to offload the rest of the matches Setanta had [...]

Wimbledon has started and the BBC are excited about the prospects of British Scottish British Scottish British Scottish Sour Faced Tosser, Andy Murray. Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck which round he crashes out in as long as he cries like a baby. Amusingly, the above image is the first match in a Google [...]

The mighty Shrews have beaten Dagenham & Redbridge to enter the League 2 play-offs. All that stands between Shrewsbury Town and a return to League 2 is a couple of games. At the start of the season it looked like they had promotion in the bag, then it all went a bit iffy before finally [...]

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray has won something. It’s only the Miami Open but the BBC are beside themselves that the miserable jock has won something.  Imagine how unbearable they’d be if he won a grand slam?  Time to stock up on Andy Murray voodoo dolls. Technorati Tags: Andy Murray, Miami Open

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray lost again last night against Nadal.  Shame. Technorati Tags: Anyone but Murray

The cheese eating surrender monkeys last week and the sweaty socks this week.  We might not have won the Six Nations but we battered both the auld enemies and that’s good enough for me. Technorati Tags: England, Scotland, France, Rugby, Six Nations

I will be Tweeting the the England -v- Ireland Six Nations game. Follow the commentary on Twitter or Facebook. Edit: If anyone is interested, here’s the commentary from Twitter … England get the British national anthem again. When will we get Jerusalem instead? National anthem scores: England 0 – 2 Ireland All 3 BBC commentators [...]

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray has progressed to the fourth round of the Australian Open and looks dangerously close to winning his first ever grand slam. Don’t worry though, there’s still time to make your very own Andy “Anyone but England” Murray voodoo doll by following these simple instructions. Technorati Tags: Andy Murray

FIFA have agreed to a British football team for the 2012 Olympics and No Mandate Brown has got assurances from Sepp Blatter that the independence of the Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish teams will be maintained. The English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish fan associations are all opposed to a British football team and the [...]

I can honestly say, I’ve never been excited about a football match that didn’t involve a team I support but I’ve just been on the edge of my seat watching Histon play Leeds. Watching a team I remember being one of the best in England go down 1-0 to a non-league team is great but [...]