That’s right, he’s done it again.  Despite a strong performance from Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy, El Gordo managed to maintain a convincing lead from early on in the voting and finished up with 62% of the vote in a head-to-head contest with the Emperor of the European Commission.

No Mandate Brown was nominated for using the death [...]

A week late (still no reminders from the person who said he was going to remind me!) and here is the Twat of the Week voting for the last fortnight …
The first candidate, as ever, is El Presidente himself, Gordon “5 Pints” McBrown who was nominated by email for using his dead child for politicking.
The [...]

The results of the second Twat of the Week vote of 2010 are in and it’s a predictable win for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan who, despite being nominated for no reason other reason than the fact that he’s Gordon Brown, still managed to secure 39% of the vote.
Thanks god this isn’t a general [...]

I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again!  Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week …
The nominations are:

John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English
Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown
David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to differentiate Tories from Labour [...]

Last week’s Twat of the Week was very popular with the maximum number of votes being cast (there’s a limit of 50) in less than 2 days.
Send me your nominations for this week’s Twat of the Week award by Friday lunchtime, ready for voting on Saturday.
Either email me or leave a comment with your nomination.
A [...]

I know I said voting for Twat of the Week would close tomorrow but I’ve got things to do in the morning and I’d probably forget.
The first Twat of the Week, as nominated and voted for by the public, is …
Andrew “There’s cruelty in Englishness” Marr!
Glaswegian Marr’s racial slur against the English in his Sunday [...]

A day later than intended but better late than never …

Twat of the Week(answers)

The poll will close Monday so get voting!

… by one person who is going to keep reminding me to do it …
Twat of the Week
First person on the list is Andrew Marr.  Send any further nominations up until Thursday, the poll will go up on Friday.

The results of last weeks Twat of the Week Month so Far are in and the clear winner is No Mandate Brown with 65% of the vote.

If you want to nominate somebody for this week’s Twat of the Week award, let me know.

The votes have been cast and there is a clear winner.
Al Gore did take an early lead but proved to be no match for No Mandate Brown who knocked him into second place on day 2.  Michael Martin and Al Gore were level pegging for the last couple of days but Gore took him by [...]

Just a reminder to vote in the Twat of the Year 2008 poll. Details of the nominations are here.

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I know we’re already nearly a fortnight into 2008 but I’ve been pretty busy (and perhaps a little distracted by Civillisation 4) so you’ll have to excuse the lateness of this poll.
The nominations are as follows:

Michael MartinScottish MP and Leader of the House of Commons. Refused to allow the Justice for England march – [...]

Please make your nominations for the 2007 Twat of the Year.
Either post your nomination in the comments or email me.
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I’m a bit late asking for nominations this week but I think it’s all a bit academic really because we all know No Mandate Brown is going to win it but in the interests of democracy …

It was a tough decision this week but there is a winner.
For 10 years now this man has screwed over England and the English people and today – on the day he resigns as Prime Minister – Tony Bliar has been voted as this weeks Twat of the Week.
I won’t go into a rant about [...]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award.
A reminder of the reasons for the nominations are as follows:
José Manuel Barroso
For the bare-faced audacity to lecture us on democracy whilst talking about the EU not-a-constitution that he and his fellow Federal Europe traitors are trying to force on us against our will.
Lord [...]

Please send me your Twat of the Week nominations …

With only days to go as Prime Minister, what better way to mark his anti-English, racist, illiberal, ineffectual leadership than with yet another Twat of the Week award?

 
Nobody else stood a chance really – Bliar is determined to mark the end of his leadership of the Disunited Kingdom as the single most hated figure in [...]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award.
The nominations are …

David Cairns MP
Ruling out a review of the Barnett Formula
Sir Michael Rawlins
Chairman of NICE
Blind to benefits of the union
Hazel Blears
"For just being a ginger fist magnet"
Alan Mulally
Head of Ford Motor Company
Selling Jaguar and Land Rover
Tony Bliar
Give me my referendum you lying [...]

Please send me your nominations for this weeks Twat of the Week award.

Twat of the Week voting is now closed and we have a tie between John Reid and Seb Coe.
I tossed 3 Luxembourgish €2 coins at random.org to determine the winner – heads for Seb Coe (I thought it appropriate what with the Olympics logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving head) and tails for John Reid.
The result [...]

It’s been a while since I did a Twat of the Week award so to mark its (possibly temporary) comeback, the winners will virtually receive this lovely trophy made from the finest pixels and assembled in a Kazakhstani sweat shop by disabled lesbian midget prostitutes.
In a break from tradition I’ll choose the nominees myself this week [...]

Please send your nominations for Twat of the Week using the contact form below or in the comments …
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Selection
 
Votes

David Cameron
 12%
3

Des Browne
 42%
11

Gordon Brown
 23%
6

David Milliband
 23%
6

26 votes total

Gordon Brown was leading the poll at lunch time, just a nose ahead of the Millibeast but during the evening Des McBroon has shot past his fellow Scot to take the title.
Could this have anything to do with people coming home from work and watching his navel gazing apology?  [...]

Twat of the Week

David Cameron

Des Browne

Gordon Brown

David Milliband

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Dangerous Dave Cameron has presumably been nominated for his latest “save the union at all costs” speech.
Des McBroon had more nominations than anyone else.  Should they sell their stories, shouldn’t they?  Make your mind up Des.
The Tartan Taxman has had a power meeting with [...]

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The vote was tied this time with Gordon Borwn and Margaret Beckett both polling 28% of the vote so I did the only sensible thing and tossed a Eucratides Silver Tetradrachm of the Bactria Indo-Sythican Greek Kingdom coin for the winner.  Gordon was Tails, Margaret was Heads and the results were:

I therefore declare Gordon Brown [...]

Ok, this is the Twat of the Week voting for last week.  Feel free to start nominating for this week after you’ve voted.

Twat of the Week

Margaret Beckett

Jonah Williams

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Charlie Falconer

Gordon Brown

Peter Hain

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Margarett Beckett seems to be a popular choice already, I guess her handling of the Iran situation isn’t impressing many [...]

It’s been a while since we had a Twat of the Week competition but as I’m still sat at work waiting for a computer to go beep at me I amy as well take the opportunity to ressurect the award.
So, any nominations?
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The voting has concluded and all that remains is to announce the winner of the 2006 Twat of the Year award.
In total, 389 votes have been cast with the top 4 (Tony Bliar, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and David Cameron) accounting for 80% of the votes between them.  The top 4 all held the top spot at [...]