That’s right, he’s done it again.  Despite a strong performance from Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy, El Gordo managed to maintain a convincing lead from early on in the voting and finished up with 62% of the vote in a head-to-head contest with the Emperor of the European Commission. No Mandate Brown was nominated for using the [...]

A week late (still no reminders from the person who said he was going to remind me!) and here is the Twat of the Week voting for the last fortnight … The first candidate, as ever, is El Presidente himself, Gordon “5 Pints” McBrown who was nominated by email for using his dead child for [...]

The results of the second Twat of the Week vote of 2010 are in and it’s a predictable win for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan who, despite being nominated for no reason other reason than the fact that he’s Gordon Brown, still managed to secure 39% of the vote. Thanks god this isn’t a [...]

I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again!  Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week … The nominations are: John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to [...]

Last week’s Twat of the Week was very popular with the maximum number of votes being cast (there’s a limit of 50) in less than 2 days. Send me your nominations for this week’s Twat of the Week award by Friday lunchtime, ready for voting on Saturday. Either email me or leave a comment with [...]

I know I said voting for Twat of the Week would close tomorrow but I’ve got things to do in the morning and I’d probably forget. The first Twat of the Week, as nominated and voted for by the public, is … Andrew “There’s cruelty in Englishness” Marr! Glaswegian Marr’s racial slur against the English [...]

A day later than intended but better late than never … Twat of the Week(answers) The poll will close Monday so get voting!

… by one person who is going to keep reminding me to do it … Twat of the Week First person on the list is Andrew Marr.  Send any further nominations up until Thursday, the poll will go up on Friday.

The results of last weeks Twat of the Week Month so Far are in and the clear winner is No Mandate Brown with 65% of the vote. If you want to nominate somebody for this week’s Twat of the Week award, let me know.

The votes have been cast and there is a clear winner. Al Gore did take an early lead but proved to be no match for No Mandate Brown who knocked him into second place on day 2.  Michael Martin and Al Gore were level pegging for the last couple of days but Gore took him [...]

Just a reminder to vote in the Twat of the Year 2008 poll. Details of the nominations are here. Technorati Tags: Twat of the Year, Poll

I know we’re already nearly a fortnight into 2008 but I’ve been pretty busy (and perhaps a little distracted by Civillisation 4) so you’ll have to excuse the lateness of this poll. The nominations are as follows: Michael MartinScottish MP and Leader of the House of Commons. Refused to allow the Justice for England march [...]

Please make your nominations for the 2007 Twat of the Year. Either post your nomination in the comments or email me. Technorati Tags: Twat of the Year, 2007

I’m a bit late asking for nominations this week but I think it’s all a bit academic really because we all know No Mandate Brown is going to win it but in the interests of democracy …

It was a tough decision this week but there is a winner. For 10 years now this man has screwed over England and the English people and today – on the day he resigns as Prime Minister – Tony Bliar has been voted as this weeks Twat of the Week. I won’t go into a [...]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award. A reminder of the reasons for the nominations are as follows: José Manuel Barroso For the bare-faced audacity to lecture us on democracy whilst talking about the EU not-a-constitution that he and his fellow Federal Europe traitors are trying to force on us [...]

Please send me your Twat of the Week nominations …

With only days to go as Prime Minister, what better way to mark his anti-English, racist, illiberal, ineffectual leadership than with yet another Twat of the Week award?   Nobody else stood a chance really – Bliar is determined to mark the end of his leadership of the Disunited Kingdom as the single most hated [...]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award. The nominations are … David Cairns MP Ruling out a review of the Barnett Formula Sir Michael Rawlins Chairman of NICE Blind to benefits of the union Hazel Blears "For just being a ginger fist magnet" Alan Mulally Head of Ford Motor Company [...]

Please send me your nominations for this weeks Twat of the Week award.