07 Feb
Twat of the Week Voting
I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again! Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week …
The nominations are:
- John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English
- Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown
- David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to differentiate Tories from Labour and has no coherent or strong policies. Wants to emulate Obama instead of Thatcher
- George Papandreou: Won’t leave the Euro, despite the pain his countrymen are feeling. Just another Euro-socialist waiting for trouble.
- News of the World for trying to undermine the best England captain we had in a long time in world cup year.
- The Sports Minister [John Sutcliffe] for putting pressure on the FA to sack the best captain we had in a long time, but said nothing when John Presscott shagged his secretary.
- Prof Phil Jones for contributing to global warming by having his bum on fire.
Voting will close lunchtime tomorrow.
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Tempting to vote for Terry, just because the tiresome, ineffectual twat has been taking up half of news and current affairs programmes for the past week. If he wants to go around shagging frogs, why the fuck do I have to know? Let’s have something actually consequential or newsworthy, like the economic shitstorm heading our way.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:01 am