That’s right, he’s done it again.  Despite a strong performance from Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy, El Gordo managed to maintain a convincing lead from early on in the voting and finished up with 62% of the vote in a head-to-head contest with the Emperor of the European Commission. No Mandate Brown was nominated for using the [...]

A week late (still no reminders from the person who said he was going to remind me!) and here is the Twat of the Week voting for the last fortnight … The first candidate, as ever, is El Presidente himself, Gordon “5 Pints” McBrown who was nominated by email for using his dead child for [...]

The results of the second Twat of the Week vote of 2010 are in and it’s a predictable win for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan who, despite being nominated for no reason other reason than the fact that he’s Gordon Brown, still managed to secure 39% of the vote. Thanks god this isn’t a [...]

I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again!  Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week … The nominations are: John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to [...]

Last week’s Twat of the Week was very popular with the maximum number of votes being cast (there’s a limit of 50) in less than 2 days. Send me your nominations for this week’s Twat of the Week award by Friday lunchtime, ready for voting on Saturday. Either email me or leave a comment with [...]

I know I said voting for Twat of the Week would close tomorrow but I’ve got things to do in the morning and I’d probably forget. The first Twat of the Week, as nominated and voted for by the public, is … Andrew “There’s cruelty in Englishness” Marr! Glaswegian Marr’s racial slur against the English [...]

A day later than intended but better late than never … Twat of the Week(answers) The poll will close Monday so get voting!

… by one person who is going to keep reminding me to do it … Twat of the Week First person on the list is Andrew Marr.  Send any further nominations up until Thursday, the poll will go up on Friday.