No Mandate Brown has announced his Rump Cabinet.
Alistair Darling takes his place as Chancellor of the Exchequer. The man with the dodgiest eyebrows on the planet and fellow Scot is leaving behind the Department for Trade & Industry (an area that is devolved in Scotland) that he has lorded over since 2002 for the number two spot in the Rump Parliament.
Charlie Falconer, the fat racist tub of lard, is out of the Justice Ministry, replaced by the Demon Headmaster himself, Jack Straw. The Demon Headmaster also takes over as Lord Chancellor and First Secretary of State – a far cry from the made-up job of Leader of the House of Commons.
Geof Hoon the Buffoon takes over from non-entity, Jacqui Smith, as Chief Whip – the cabinet member who makes sure MPs do as the party says rather than what their constituents want.
Harriet Harman takes over from the Demon Headmaster as Leader of the House of Commons and Minister for Women. Harman is also Deputy Leader of the Liebour Party having “won” the party election by getting most second-choice votes.
James Purnell has moved from the DWP where he was Minister for Pensions back to the Department for Media, Culture and Sport where he used to be Parliamentary under-secretary of state for Creative Industry & Tourism.
Des Browne – another fellow Scot – stays in the Defence Ministry and takes over the Scotland Office from Douglas Alexander who is going to be far too busy dreaming up new taxes so his beloved Scotland can have more English money.
Douglas Alexander – yet another fellow Scot – has left the Department for Transport (which is devolved in his own constituency) and Scotland Office to take over as International Development Minister.
Ed Milliband, the younger cousin of Batshit and son of a Belgian-Jewish Marxist Theorist, is taking over as Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and Minister for the Cabinet Office which is a promotion from “nobody” to “nearly nobody”.
Alan Johnson has been booted out of the Department for Education and Skills and the Ministry has been split into two with Ed Balls, previously a nobody at the Treasury, taking the new Department for Children, School and Families and John Denham, also previously a nobody at the Treasury, taking the new Department for Innovation, Universities and Skills.
Hilary Benn has left International Development for DEFRA – another inner-city politician to screw up the countryside.
David Milliband has been rewarded for bankrupting hundreds of English farmers and attracting billions of pounds in fines from the European Federation because of DEFRAs utter incompetence in paying out farming subsidies with a promotion to Foreign Secretary.
Alan Johnson has been moved from DfES to the Depratment of Health where he can carry out the Goblin King’s “reforms” of the English NHS (the health system in Scotland being devolved and none of Brown’s concern).
Jacqui Smith, the token woman senior cabinet member, has taken over what’s left of the Home Office from Jock Reid.
John Hutton is taking over the department formerly known as the DTI, now known as the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform from Alistair Darling.
Baroness Ashton of Upholland has taken over as Leader of the House of Lords and will be responsible for continuing the undemocratic politicising of the Upper House.
Hazel Blears, the ginger whinger, has replaced Ruth Kelly in the Department for Communities and Local Government, the deparment responsible for regional government and will also be Minister for Equality. She will have extra time on her hands to make sure minorities are over-represented as often as possible now that No Mandate Brown is taking personal control of the balkanisation of England.
Shaun Woodward has promoted from under-secreatary for Northern Ireland to replace the bigot Hain as Northern Ireland Secretary.
Ruth Kelly has taken the Scottish Feifdom of the Department for Transport from Douglas Alexander.
Andy Burnham has moved from the Department of Health to the Treasury as Chief Secretary to the Treasury.
Peter Hain has lost the Northern Ireland Office but kept the Welsh Office and gained the Department for Work & Pensions.
Wiki: Since 1649, the term “rump parliament” has been used to refer to any parliament left over after the true parliament has formally dissolved.