Just uploaded a photo to MyHeritage and run a celebrity face match. Apparently I am a dead ringer for Zac Hanson from cheesy 90′s boy band, the Hansons.  So is my 5 year old son, Joseph, which is predictable.  What is spooky, though, is that my 9 year old step-son is also apparently a dead [...]

The religion of peace strikes again – two Asian males have driven a burning, petrol filled Jeep Cherokee into Glasgow airport. Eyewitnesses say that the two Jihadi’s were pouring petrol onto the burning Jeep. Blackpool Airport has been closed by armed police and Newcastle and Edinburgh Airports are on high alert. The attempted bombings in London marked [...]

No Mandate Brown has announced his Rump Cabinet. Alistair Darling takes his place as Chancellor of the Exchequer.  The man with the dodgiest eyebrows on the planet and fellow Scot is leaving behind the Department for Trade & Industry (an area that is devolved in Scotland) that he has lorded over since 2002 for the number two [...]

Traitor Bliar’s appointment as the joint UK, US, EU and UN Middle East Peace Envoy has been celebrated with an attempted car-bombing of a Central London nightclub. An ambulance crew attending a fight outside a nightclub spotted the car parked illegally appearing to be full of smoke and called the police. The explosive device apparently [...]

Gareth has created a new Witanagemot blogging awards poll. I won’t vote wonko try to vote wonko influence your votes vote wonko in anyway by vote wonko asking you to vote for me.

No Mandate Brown, the unelected pretender to the office of First Minister of England, has dealt what may prove to be England’s fatal blow. The Goblin King has appointed a Minister for each of the made-up regions of England.  Before his coronation as unelected Prime Minister the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath made noises about resurrecting [...]

Traitor Bliar, the former (it’s satisfying to say that) Prime Minister, has somehow landed the job of Middle East Peace Envoy for the UK, US, EU and UN. Other appointments announced at the same time include: Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela – US special envoy to Reporters sans Frontièrs Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe – special [...]

It’s official – the Queen has betrayed her country and England is now under the dictatorship of No Mandate Brown. There was always the very slim outside chance that Her Majesty would send the snivelling, ignorant jock packing with his tail between his legs, a flea in his ear and a corgi hanging of his [...]

Traitor Bliar has handed in his resignation to the Queen who is currently having to endure the company of No Mandate Brown who will ask her to betray her country and allow him to form a government. Bliar didn’t speak to the reporters outside Downing Street but apparently Cherie told reporters that they wouldn’t miss [...]

In a carefully timed PR exercise, Tory MP Quentin Davies has defected from the Conswervative Party to Liebour. Davies is the MP for Grantham and Stamford and a eurofederalist. He has been at loggerheads with the Tory party and Call Me Dave for a while now so his departure isn’t really a shock although where [...]

It was a tough decision this week but there is a winner. For 10 years now this man has screwed over England and the English people and today – on the day he resigns as Prime Minister – Tony Bliar has been voted as this weeks Twat of the Week. I won’t go into a [...]

A few “Readers of …” groups have appeared on Facebook recently and my ego was feeling left out so I created Readers of Wonko’s World. If you’re a Facebooker (I’m guessing this is the right adjective for a user of Facebook, I did Google for it ) then join the group and inflate my ego. [...]

You may have noticed it’s been a little damp out this past couple of days. I got home this evening and was promptly dispatched to KFC by Mrs Sane. Over a chuffing hour to get to the KFC, a few miles down the road. Telford is divided roughly into quarters by a dual carriageway (A442) [...]

The European Federation has banned the use of mercury in thermometers and barometers becaue mercury is dangerous and they might get broken. In one of my previous jobs I wrote COSHH datasheets for a defence company and mercury is some pretty nasty stuff if ingested. The amount of mercury in a thermometer would make you [...]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award. A reminder of the reasons for the nominations are as follows: José Manuel Barroso For the bare-faced audacity to lecture us on democracy whilst talking about the EU not-a-constitution that he and his fellow Federal Europe traitors are trying to force on us [...]

Spent a few hours today at the Shropshire & West Mid Show near Shrewsbury helping out on the CEP stall. It was a hard slog, half the visitors were either Welsh or English living in Wales. Still, we handed out at least a couple of hundred leaflets and must have spoken to over a hundred [...]

According to the press today, No Mandate Brown has offered the Treasury to Alistair Darling and a new job – Minister for the Nations – to Des Browne. The cabinet already has more than its fair share of MPs elected in Scotland and it looks like the Tartan Taxman has no plans to break with [...]

… but we don’t know what deal he’s done. The Danes say the EU not-a-constitution is keeping the old constitution almost intact. Bliar says that the “red lines” haven’t been crossed and that the bits of the not-a-constitution that are bad for us aren’t in it. The French have had the reference to a free [...]

This is an excellent example of how Federal Europe brings the continent together in peace and friendship, casting aside any previous animosity in a show of brotherly love, a Europe of equals and a continent united in common purpose. Poland has demanded extra voting rights in the EU because they would have had a bigger [...]

Four UKIP MEPs – including Leader, Nigel Farage – were threatened with arrest by the Belgian Police outside the European Parliament building as they staged a peaceful protest against the EU Constitution. The MEPs had taken an inflatable bulldozer with “Clearing the way for the EU Constitution” written on the side of it and had [...]