Just uploaded a photo to MyHeritage and run a celebrity face match.
Apparently I am a dead ringer for Zac Hanson from cheesy 90’s boy band, the Hansons.  So is my 5 year old son, Joseph, which is predictable.  What is spooky, though, is that my 9 year old step-son is also apparently a dead ringer […]

The religion of peace strikes again - two Asian males have driven a burning, petrol filled Jeep Cherokee into Glasgow airport.
Eyewitnesses say that the two Jihadi’s were pouring petrol onto the burning Jeep.
Blackpool Airport has been closed by armed police and Newcastle and Edinburgh Airports are on high alert.
The attempted bombings in London marked No Mandate Brown’s […]

No Mandate Brown has announced his Rump Cabinet.
Alistair Darling takes his place as Chancellor of the Exchequer.  The man with the dodgiest eyebrows on the planet and fellow Scot is leaving behind the Department for Trade & Industry (an area that is devolved in Scotland) that he has lorded over since 2002 for the number two spot […]

Traitor Bliar’s appointment as the joint UK, US, EU and UN Middle East Peace Envoy has been celebrated with an attempted car-bombing of a Central London nightclub.
An ambulance crew attending a fight outside a nightclub spotted the car parked illegally appearing to be full of smoke and called the police.
The explosive device apparently consisted of […]

Gareth has created a new Witanagemot blogging awards poll.
I won’t vote wonko try to vote wonko influence your votes vote wonko in anyway by vote wonko asking you to vote for me.

No Mandate Brown, the unelected pretender to the office of First Minister of England, has dealt what may prove to be England’s fatal blow.
The Goblin King has appointed a Minister for each of the made-up regions of England.  Before his coronation as unelected Prime Minister the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath made noises about resurrecting regional […]

Traitor Bliar, the former (it’s satisfying to say that) Prime Minister, has somehow landed the job of Middle East Peace Envoy for the UK, US, EU and UN.
Other appointments announced at the same time include:

Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela - US special envoy to Reporters sans Frontièrs
Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe - special advisor to the […]

It’s official - the Queen has betrayed her country and England is now under the dictatorship of No Mandate Brown.
There was always the very slim outside chance that Her Majesty would send the snivelling, ignorant jock packing with his tail between his legs, a flea in his ear and a corgi hanging of his arse […]

Traitor Bliar has handed in his resignation to the Queen who is currently having to endure the company of No Mandate Brown who will ask her to betray her country and allow him to form a government.
Bliar didn’t speak to the reporters outside Downing Street but apparently Cherie told reporters that they wouldn’t miss them. […]

In a carefully timed PR exercise, Tory MP Quentin Davies has defected from the Conswervative Party to Liebour.
Davies is the MP for Grantham and Stamford and a eurofederalist. He has been at loggerheads with the Tory party and Call Me Dave for a while now so his departure isn’t really a shock although where […]

It was a tough decision this week but there is a winner.
For 10 years now this man has screwed over England and the English people and today - on the day he resigns as Prime Minister - Tony Bliar has been voted as this weeks Twat of the Week.
I won’t go into a rant about […]

A few “Readers of …” groups have appeared on Facebook recently and my ego was feeling left out so I created Readers of Wonko’s World.
If you’re a Facebooker (I’m guessing this is the right adjective for a user of Facebook, I did Google for it ) then join the group and inflate my […]

You may have noticed it’s been a little damp out this past couple of days.
I got home this evening and was promptly dispatched to KFC by Mrs Sane. Over a chuffing hour to get to the KFC, a few miles down the road.
Telford is divided roughly into quarters by a dual carriageway (A442) and […]

The European Federation has banned the use of mercury in thermometers and barometers becaue mercury is dangerous and they might get broken.
In one of my previous jobs I wrote COSHH datasheets for a defence company and mercury is some pretty nasty stuff if ingested. The amount of mercury in a thermometer would make you […]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award.
A reminder of the reasons for the nominations are as follows:
José Manuel Barroso
For the bare-faced audacity to lecture us on democracy whilst talking about the EU not-a-constitution that he and his fellow Federal Europe traitors are trying to force on us against our will.
Lord […]

Spent a few hours today at the Shropshire & West Mid Show near Shrewsbury helping out on the CEP stall.
It was a hard slog, half the visitors were either Welsh or English living in Wales. Still, we handed out at least a couple of hundred leaflets and must have spoken to over a hundred […]

According to the press today, No Mandate Brown has offered the Treasury to Alistair Darling and a new job - Minister for the Nations - to Des Browne.
The cabinet already has more than its fair share of MPs elected in Scotland and it looks like the Tartan Taxman has no plans to break with the […]

… but we don’t know what deal he’s done.
The Danes say the EU not-a-constitution is keeping the old constitution almost intact. Bliar says that the “red lines” haven’t been crossed and that the bits of the not-a-constitution that are bad for us aren’t in it.
The French have had the reference to a free intrenal […]

This is an excellent example of how Federal Europe brings the continent together in peace and friendship, casting aside any previous animosity in a show of brotherly love, a Europe of equals and a continent united in common purpose.
Poland has demanded extra voting rights in the EU because they would have had a bigger population […]

Four UKIP MEPs - including Leader, Nigel Farage - were threatened with arrest by the Belgian Police outside the European Parliament building as they staged a peaceful protest against the EU Constitution.
The MEPs had taken an inflatable bulldozer with “Clearing the way for the EU Constitution” written on the side of it and had inflated […]

Last year Telford & Wrekin Council, under the previous Liebour administration, launched a company by the name of Transforming Telford to perform some of its statutory obligations.
I’ve mentioned the funny story around the company before but I’ll touch on it again because it’s a brilliant example of residents getting one over corrupt civil servants. […]

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Traitor Bliar held his last cabinet meeting today before he finally does the decent thing for the first time in his career and resigns.
He pledged “unswerving support” for No Mandate Brown during the Liebour lovefest in which ministers gushed at each other and generally reminisced about how great the last few years have been on their planet, […]

The DTI is using taxpayers money to fund a “task force” to investigate barriers to black and ethnic minority businesses.
Apparently, black and ethnic minority business owners find it harder to get finance for their business than white people born here.
The “task force” looks like being another one of these unelected, taxpayer funded regional quangos if […]

Gareth has tagged me on the Gordon Meme …
Two things Gordon Brown should be proud of

Not only holding on to his job but his nickname of “Iron Chancellor” when he’s overseen the introduction of a record number of new taxes and incompetence such as telling the world that he’s selling half our gold reserves months […]

NEWS RELEASE
Wednesday 20th June 2007
For immediate release
 
Gordon Brown must drop his Claim 
“How can Gordon Brown, who took this oath, become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?”
When Gordon Brown was an ordinary Scottish MP he signed the declaration of the “Scottish Claim of Right”. This document was a public oath committing those who took it to […]

Salman Rushdie has been given a knighthood in the Queens Birthday Honours list.
The author of the Satanic Verses is now Sir Salman Rushdie, not to be confused with Salmon Rosti which would be grated potato and salmon made into a kind of burger shape which would be slightly more palatable to our muslim friends than Rushdie’s […]

With only days to go as Prime Minister, what better way to mark his anti-English, racist, illiberal, ineffectual leadership than with yet another Twat of the Week award?

 
Nobody else stood a chance really - Bliar is determined to mark the end of his leadership of the Disunited Kingdom as the single most hated figure in […]

Traitor Bliar has told the Commons Select Committee - thankfully the last he will face as Prime Minister - that he supports an appointed House of Lords.
“I think if we want it to be a proper revising chamber it’s best for it to be a different type of chamber,” he said.  How about … I don’t […]

A Scottish childrens pipe band has been attacked by what the Sunday Sun newspaper described as a gang of “racist thugs”.
The band had stepped in at the last minute after an English band had dropped out of a fair but as they were doing their stuff, a gang marched alongside them singing anti-Scottish songs and […]

A YouGov poll has found that most English and Scottish people believe that Gordon Brown has no mandate to govern the UK.
The poll found that on average only 33% of English people and 47% of Scots felt that Gordon Brown has a mandate to govern the country.
There is no indication as to why they feel that Gordon […]

I’ve finally (or so I thought) got the Snap Preview plugin to behave itself after re-registering countless times, disabling and enabling the plugin and fiddling with the settings.
I like the Snap Preview plugin - it gives you a small preview of the website behind a link, a bit like Vista does when you hover over […]

The British government is going to distribute a family survey to see if parents support a total ban on smacking children.
The law was changed a couple of years ago so that if you smack your child hard enough to leave a mark you are guilty of assault and can be banged up for it.

Of course […]

Traitor Bliar is being tipped for the job of EU President by the Nicolas Sarkozy, the new French President.
A permanent EU President is one of the new unelected positions of power that will be created by the European not-a-Constitution.
A cynical person might be forgiven for wondering if this is why Bliar is going to sign […]

Last year Palestine held elections which were accepted as free and fair elections with the only interference in the democratic process coming from Israeli troops in Jerusalem.  The election resulted in a victory for the political wing of Hamas.
Hamas is a bit like the IRA and Sinn Féin.  The IRA were the terrorists and Sinn […]

Please cast your vote for this weeks Twat of the Week award.
The nominations are …

David Cairns MP
Ruling out a review of the Barnett Formula
Sir Michael Rawlins
Chairman of NICE
Blind to benefits of the union
Hazel Blears
"For just being a ginger fist magnet"
Alan Mulally
Head of Ford Motor Company
Selling Jaguar and Land Rover
Tony Bliar
Give me my referendum you lying […]

Traitor Blair has reneged on his promise to give us a referendum on the EU Constitution.
The lying, coniving, fuckwit scumbag traitor says that it’s not a Constitution, it’s an “amending treaty”.  This is, of course, a complete and utter filthy lie.  The treaty that he will agree to next week is the EU Constitution that was […]

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A new drug for Wet Age-Related Macular Degeneration is available free of charge on the NHS.  In Scotland.
Wet ARMD is the most common cause of blindness in over-60’s and is caused by abnormal growth of blood vesels in the eye.  Wet ARMD is less common than Dry ARMD but vision degenerates far more rapidly in […]

I tend not to post comments on Scottish nationalist blogs because they’re generally greeted by a torrent of racist abuse or wildly inaccurate paraphrased quotes from SNP propaganda.  However, I made an exception for Richard Thomson’s blog - Scots and Independent - because he seems to be fairly well adjusted for one of our celtic neighbours.  […]

Falkland Islanders will tomorrow celebrate the official surrender of Argentina following the invasion of the territory in 1982.
The Argentinian government and military didn’t think we would go to the effort of sending forces halfway round the world to defend a bunch of remote islands in the South Atlantic.  Unlucky.

Look better with the Union Flag replaced […]

Support for the amendment to the Freedom of Information Act that will exempt MPs from the regulations has dropped significantly and it looks likely that the bill will be rejected by the Lords.
That is assuming, of course, that the bill makes it that far because divisions within the Commons means that the bill may run […]

University students took out £3.4bn in student loans last year, £386.5m of which was for top-up fees.
English students have to pay up to £3,000 a year on top of their tuition fees thanks to whipped Scottish Labour MPs voting through a bill to impose top-up fees on English students even though it didn’t apply to […]

Twat of the Week voting is now closed and we have a tie between John Reid and Seb Coe.
I tossed 3 Luxembourgish €2 coins at random.org to determine the winner - heads for Seb Coe (I thought it appropriate what with the Olympics logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving head) and tails for John Reid.
The result […]

The SNP is abolishing university top-up fees entirely for Scottish and EU students studying in Scottish universities.
Scottish university students don’t pay top-up fees like English students do because education is a devolved matter and MSPs decided not to introduce them north of the border for Scots although English students studying in Scotland have to pay […]

It’s been a while since I did a Twat of the Week award so to mark its (possibly temporary) comeback, the winners will virtually receive this lovely trophy made from the finest pixels and assembled in a Kazakhstani sweat shop by disabled lesbian midget prostitutes.
In a break from tradition I’ll choose the nominees myself this week […]

All good things must come to an end and that includes the Worst Labour Minister of the Year so far poll.
The result was quite predictable really with the usual Twat of the Week candidates leading the poll since day one really.
Prime Minister un-elect, the Tartan Taxman, Gordon “No Mandate” Brown came first with 24% of the […]

The Fraud (Trials without a Jury) Bill, which seeks to remove the right to trial by jury for fraud cases, is due for its second reading in the Lords.
John Reid, the British Home Secretary, declares that the Bill is conpatible with the European Convention on Human Rights but fails to mention whether it is compatible with […]

Transport Ministers from all member states have agree to spend another €2.4bn (£1.63bn) on the Gallileo project on top of the €1bn (£680m) already committed.
Gallileo is Federal Europe’s rival to the American GPS system which is free to use worldwide.  The Gallileo system will cost money to use and is being built and run by a […]

John Reid, the British Home Secretary, wants to try and change the law again to allow the state to hold suspected terrorists for more than 28 days without charge.
The British government has already tried to extend the limit to 3 months but it was defeated.  No developed country in the world allows suspects of any […]