The king is dead, long live the goblin king

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

It’s official – the Queen has betrayed her country and England is now under the dictatorship of No Mandate Brown.

There was always the very slim outside chance that Her Majesty would send the snivelling, ignorant jock packing with his tail between his legs, a flea in his ear and a corgi hanging of his arse – but it wasn’t to be.

No Mandate Brown has already said he’ll be concentrating on social housing (which is devolved in Scotland), the NHS (which is devolved in Scotland) and education (which is devolved in Scotland). He will be announcing his cabinet throughout the day but it is well known that a couple of the top jobs – Chancellor of the Exchequer and the new Department of the Nations – have already been given to Scottish cronies and more of the top jobs are expected to go to MPs from north of the border to ensure the succession of the Scottish Raj.


  1. Sean Lynch (80 comments) says:

    I am in despair at the state of politics in Britain now, they(the politicos) are all the bloody same and the only thing that matters in this God forsaken country is money.
    Standards, principles, idealism, honesty, honour and integrity have simply vanished from the political landscape.
    I personally believe the above have been killed by 10 years of an evil immoral, corrupt Labour government, but the Tories don’t offer much hope either, they all seem to talk the same Orwellian language of Newspeak and believe in the same selfish greedy couldn’t give a shit system where those with money are “alright Jack” and fuck everybody else.
    Never has the situation appeared so bleak, God help us all.

  2. Steve (38 comments) says:

    No need to wait until tomorrow to hear about Broons “Constitutional reforms”, here they are below!….funny how they are exactly the same as Bliars and the EU’s isn’t it?

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