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Archive for June, 2008

29 Jun

Shropshire Bad

Well. My first guest-post at Wonkoville. It’d make a change if I was going to say something nice (by way of variety), but I’m not. I’m going to have a little moan about Shropshire Council and a man called Paul Masterman.
The following story was in a recent issue of Private Eye:
SHROPSHIRE BAD
Is there anywhere the […]

28 Jun

Going on my jollies

I’m off on my jollies for a week, see you soon.
There might be a guest post or two while I’m away so keep checking.
If anything goes dramatically wrong, please contact a Witanagemot blog (list in the sidebar).
Technorati Tags: Holiday

28 Jun

Police force EDP to remove English flags

The English Democrats Party, campaigning in Henley, have been forced by the Police to remove a table bedecked with red and white bunting, citing a local by-law that they have so far failed to provide any details of.  As the English flag is their logo, this makes it understandably difficult for them to go about […]

27 Jun

Tories take Henley, BNP beat Liebour

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - nobody stands a chance of winning a by-election but the Conswervative at the moment.
John Howell took 56.95% of the vote and ended up with nearly a 10,000 vote majority.
Liebour came fifth and lost his deposit, being beaten by the Illiberal Dumbocrats, the Green Party and […]

26 Jun

West Mercia Police lied about attempted child abduction

Bit of a strange one here.  A couple of weeks ago a rumour circulated very quickly in Telford of an attempted abduction in the local Chavda supermarket of a young girl by a couple of Poles.
The Police immediately issued a statement which was published in the local paper, the Shropshire Star, saying it was just […]

26 Jun

Number 10 promoting Liebour websites again?

I’ve just had an email from the Number 10 propaganda department telling me about all the wonderful things our Prime Minister has been doing.  One of the things in it was a link to an “EU Summit minisite”.
I clicked on the link to see what it was all about and it came up with the […]

26 Jun

I’m doing the lottery this weekend!

Not last night but the night before, two dead men came knocking at my door I was out walking the dog when I was treated to the sight of a couple of chavs in their poxy little hatchbacks racing two-abreast round the perimeter road of the housing estate I live on.  They were still two-abreast […]

26 Jun

Harman wants companies to discriminate

Straight from the horses mouth, Harriet Harman wants companies to practice discrimination when considering similar applications for jobs:
They might think we don’t want an all male team.
We’ve got a new post coming up, we’ve got equally qualified men and women going for it, we are going to pick the woman because we want to have […]

25 Jun

Stuart Wheeler loses court case

Stuart Wheeler has lost his court case to stop the ratification of the EU not-a-constitution.
Sadly (but not surprisingly) the judge ruled that the British govenment was perfectly entitled to lie in its manifesto and that the contract it makes with the electorate in the run-up to an election isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
The result […]

24 Jun

European Parliament votes for metric road signs

A friend of mine has just got back from a week in Strasbourg and said the thing that stuck most in her mind from the whole trip was the vote on the harmonisation of road signs which would have the effect of changing all our road signs to metric.
Only 8 MEPs voted against the measure […]

24 Jun

West Mercia Police

Minutes after receiving an acknowledgement from West Mercia Police for my Freedom of Information request on Common Purpose, someone from West Mercia does a Google search for me and takes a look at this blog.
The guidelines published by the Information Commissioner say that FOI requests should be identity and motive blind so why are West […]

24 Jun

Wimbledon

Wimbledon is upon us again - another few weeks of boredom and seemingly endless coverage of some people hitting a ball at each other at 3,000mph.
Andy Murray was in the papers at the weekend telling us how terribly upset he is that people think he’s anti-English because his gran lives in Newcastle and it was […]

23 Jun

That explains it

I wondered why so many people were coming here looking for information on Common Purpose and now I think I know.
I had a phone call this evening from a complete stranger telling me things about Common Purpose and the existance of a list of people who are taking an interest in Common Purpose that has […]

23 Jun

No Democracy for Zimbabwe

Morgan Tsvangirai has pulled out of the presidential election run-off in Zimbabwe to protect his supporters from the torture and murder that Mugabe’s supporters have been dishing out.
Sanctions aren’t working - they’re hurting Zimbabwean people but not Mugabe, he still has the support of the military, the police and ZanuPF milita.  What is needed is […]

23 Jun

Shetland Island declares independence

The owner of the Shetland island of Papa Stour (renamed by it’s owner, Forvik) has declared its independence of the British government and the EU.
A lot of Shetland Islanders believe that the legal status of the Shetlands is that of Crown Dependency as they have never formally been incorporated into the UK.  The islands were […]

21 Jun

Damn Ruskies

The Netherlands’ performance in the first three games of Euro 2008 was a small consolation for England getting knocked out in the qualifying stages and now those damn Ruskies have spoilt it!
Russia, unbelievably, beat the Netherlands 3-1.
Ah well, no more football for me.  The Dutch are the only team in the competition I could bring […]

21 Jun

BBC Wales’ anti-English slur

Tonight’s episode of Dr Who, broadcast on BBC1, had a scene which portrayed the English as racists, likening them to the Nazi’s.
The scene in question shows an Italian family being loaded into the back of a truck to be taken to a forced labour camp.  The Italian man says “you know how it is, England […]

21 Jun

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Tom Wise, the independent MEP has been arrested for allegedly obtaining money by deception.
Wise was elected as an MEP for UKIP but was expelled from the party last year.
The fact he’s now an independent MEP and nothing to do with UKIP hasn’t stopped Illiberal Dumbocrat blogger, Norfolk Blogger, from using the story for a bit […]

20 Jun

Judge reminds Gordo he’s not above the law

The High Court judge hearing Stuart Wheeler’s legal challenge to the British government’s refusal to hold the promised referendum on the EU not-a-constitution has written to the Treasury’s lawyers asking them to delay ratification of the not-a-constitution until after he has given his judgement.
This is a long overdue slapping down for El Gordo who clearly […]

19 Jun

We’re dooooooooooomed

A report from the US National Snow & Ice Data Centre says that 2008 started with more Arctic sea ice than the start of 2007 but it is now down to the area covered this time last year.  It says that the extra ice was thin so it melted quickly.
The BBC is trying to turn […]

18 Jun

Lords approve EU Constitution

The House of Lords have approved the ratification of the EU not-a-constitution.
The Illiberal Eurocrats supported Liebour in pushing through the ratification of the Lisbon Treaty even though it cannot legally be brought into force and in defiance of their manifesto promise to support a referendum.
Fucking traitors.
Technorati Tags: Traitors, EU Constitution, Federal Europe

18 Jun

West Mercia Police taking an interest in Common Purpose?

I know it must seem like I’m a stat-obsessed glory hunter but I’m not, really!
It’s interesting to know who is visiting and how they get here.  Seeing a visit from Common Purpose was interesting, of course, and there are a lot of universities and colleges that appear on the list.  Don’t think these lot have […]

18 Jun

60 soldiers killed because of “crap equipment”

Frederick Forsyth, the author of a Conswervative commission on UK armed forces policy, has said that up to 60 servicemen have died because the British government failed to provide them with adequate kit.
Years of underinvestment and billions wasted during El Gordo’s reign at the Treasury on stupid schemes that came to nothing has resulted in the […]

17 Jun

Battle of the Browsers

Looking at the browser stats for Wonko’s World, it seems that the newly released Firefox 3 is proving pretty popular - 124 visitors have used Firefox 3 so far despite the first release candidate being available for only a month.
By way of comparison, only 88 people have visited using Opera since I started using eXTReMe […]

17 Jun

Liebour asks members to bail them out

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.  Even LiebourHome is indulging in a spot of schadenfreude at the expense of their party.
Apparently, El Gordo has invited members to underwrite Liebour’s debts after getting confirmation that he and the other 32 members of the National Executive Council are liable for Liebour’s debts, including the £12m that needs […]

17 Jun

Those who would give up Essential Liberty …

I’ve been debating internment and the Terrorism Act with my councillor, George Ashcroft, over at his place. Despite being a Conswervative, he supports the detention without trial of “terrorism” suspects for a month and a half.
I’ve pointed out some serious flaws in the Terrorism Act such:

Section 3 says that if you use a gun […]

16 Jun

Federal Europe says “Fuck EU” to voters

Federal Europe is in a bit of a quandary at the moment.  That pesky Irish constitution won’t let them impose their constitution on an unwilling populace so what can they do?
Well, the Romanian social-democrat group gives us a clue in the European Weekly:
The referendum in Ireland has demonstrated that direct democracy (by way of referendum) […]

13 Jun

Cub Scouts

Just under 9 months after #1 got invested as a Cub Scout, #2 got himself invested last night.

Technorati Tags: Cubs, Scouts

13 Jun

Bob Spink and 42 days

Sarah asked in the comments to this post if UKIP’s MP, Bob Spink, had voted against UKIP party policy and what UKIP members think about it.
Well, the answer is yes, he voted against UKIP policy and what do members think about it?  Well, I for one am not happy that he voted for 42 days […]

13 Jun

(Hollow) Victory for Democracy

The Irish have rejected the EU not-a-constitution by 53.4% to 46.6%.
Most constituencies rejected the not-a-constitution but there were some very close calls - one constituency had a majority “No” vote of only 132.
This will be a blow to Federal Europe because now they have to throw sufficient cash and thinly veiled threats at the Irish […]

13 Jun

“Yes” vote rallies but still looks like a “No”

The Irish Times is reporting that the “Yes” vote has rallied, particularly in Dublin where early indications showed consistent a 60/40 “No” but the result is still looking likely to be a “No”.
The “Yes” camp has already conceded defeat in Mayo and Galway West.
Technorati Tags: EU Constitution, Federal Europe, Ireland

13 Jun

EU not-a-constitution referendum results - early indication is “NO”

Early indications from yesterday’s Irish referendum on the EU not-a-constitution are that the result will be “No”.
The result looks to be very close but overall there is a trend toward a “No” vote, particularly in Dublin where all constituencies have so far returned a consistent 60-40 “No” vote.
Technorati Tags: EU Constitution, Federal Europe, […]

12 Jun

Who’d have thunk it?

David Davis has resigned as an MP so that he can contest a by-election on a manifesto of repealing 42 days internment, getting rid of ID cards and the database state and reducing CCTV.
Apparently, he asked David Camoron to come out and promise to repeal 42 day internment if they win the next election but […]

11 Jun

Traitor MPs vote for internment

315 traitors assembled in the cradle of democracy to vote for the detention without trial of “terrorist” suspects for a month and a half.
They ignored the fact that it is unconstitutional and illegal and voted to deprive citizens of their constitutional right to freedom from arbitrary detention.
So what does it mean for us “normal” people?  […]

10 Jun

Can the Lords vote on the Lisbon Treaty?

The judges hearing Stuart Wheeler’s judicial review into Liebour’s refusal to hold a referendum on the EU not-a-constitution have reserved judgement, promising to make their judgement “as soon as possible”.
They haven’t ruled that not holding a referendum is illegal but they also haven’t ruled that not holding one is legal.  It is very unlikely that […]

10 Jun

42 days internment

Tomorrow, British MPs will vote on the unconstitutional internment of “terrorism” suspects for up to a month and a half.
The former Atorney General, Lord Cashpoint Goldsmith says that there is no evidence to support the British government’s claim that locking someone up without charge for a month isn’t long enough.
The Director of Public Prosecutions, Sir […]

10 Jun

Oh, the irony

I wrote to my MP, David Wright (aka Red Dave), about the increasing cost of living which is almost entirely down to his government’s climate change scam.  I sent a free of charge, environmentally friendly email to him and he replied, extolling the virtues of “green” Liebour and telling me about how we all have to […]

10 Jun

Farage no confidence motion fails

A motion of no confidence in Nigel Farage and the National Executive Council of UKIP proposed by former PPC, Bruce Lawson, was soundly defeated last night.
Lawson, who was responsible for the leak that instigated the Electoral Commission’s investigation into UKIP last year, failed to secure even a third of the votes despite claiming to have […]

09 Jun

European Constitution Judicial Review

Stuart Wheeler’s judicial review of the British government’s refusal to give us the referendum on the EU not-a-constitution that it promised started today.
Wheeler’s QC provided evidence that the EU Constitution and the Lisbon Treaty are basically the same thing in all but name, including evidence from Valery Giscard d’Estaing, the eurofederalist who first came up […]

09 Jun

Netherlands 3 - 0 Italy

The Netherlands, my adopted team for Euro 2008, have dealt Italy their biggest ever defeat in international football, beating them by 3 goals to nowt.
Even when they were 3 goals up, the Netherlands were still attacking and came close to scoring a fourth.
It’s a good start for the Dutch - they needed it too, the […]

09 Jun

Try not to laugh …

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. If No Mandate Brown wasn’t such a fucking contemptible shit I’d feel sorry for him.
A year ago he thought he was going to take over the reins from Traitor Bliar, see out the last couple of years until the next election and then either lead a Lib-Lab coalition […]

09 Jun

Common Purpose

Like any self-respecting stat whore, I check out who’s linking to me and who’s referring to me on a fairly regular basis.
For the last week or so I’ve been getting regular visits from the BBC and today I’ve had visits from a few universities amd a couple of local authorities.  Nothing terribly unusual in that […]

09 Jun

That’s the way to do it!

About 90,000 Spanish lorry drivers started a protest at rising fuel prices at midnight last night.
Some trucks trying to cross picket lines have had their windscreens smashed and their lights ripped out and tyres slashed.
French fishermen were, a week ago, ramming yachts in harbour during a protest at rising fuel prices.
There are protests all over Europe […]

09 Jun

English Pauses for English Clause - nothing more than an insult

Not long ago a rumour emerged that Ken Clarke’s “Democracy Task Farce” was going to water down the already half-hearted, half-baked English Votes on English Matters policy the Conswervatives have held for a while now.
I asked Daniel Kawczynski MP, who was on the committee, why in gods name they were proposing such a woefully inadequate […]

07 Jun

Euro 2008

I’m not a big football fan, as evidenced by supporting Shrewsbury Town, but I do quite like international football.
England, of course, didn’t qualify for Euro 2008 giving us an insight into what it must be like for Scottish and Welsh people during every international football tournament.
I wouldn’t normally bother supporting a foreign team but this […]

07 Jun

Camoron - lying eurofederalist traitor

David Camoron has admitted that the Conswervative promise of a restrospective referendum on the EU not-a-constitution would be useless.
He said that once it had been ratified and brought into force in every country, it would be “almost impossible” to have a referendum on the not-a-constitution. He said …
We may have to say, well look, […]

06 Jun

Mugabe banning opposition

Robert Mugabe has banned rallies by the opposition MDC and has started confiscating ID cards from MDC supporters to stop them from accessing food aid and voting in the upcoming presidential election run-off.
Mugabe’s Hitler-mustachioed face grins down from election posters serving as a constant reminder, if anyone needed a reminder, that Mugabe is in power […]

06 Jun

Missing Child *FOUND*

Telford Council Watch are appealing for help in finding a vulnerable 13 year old girl who recently went missing in Telford.
She is Katrina Houghton, she is 13 years old, approximately 5′6″, medium build with shoulder length light brown hair. When she went missing she was wearing a brown tracksuit with a brand name (unknown) […]

06 Jun

Liebour MEP hypocrisy

Last week the Liebour MP and Speaker of the House, Michael Martin, suggested that MPs should be given a £23k annual grant towards second home expenses so they don’t suffer the embarassment of the taxpayer finding out what they’ve spent our taxes on.
Today, a Liebour MEP said that MEPs should publish a full breakdown of […]

06 Jun

Mugabe bans food aid for starving Zimbabweans

Robert Mugabe has banned international aid agencies from operating in Zimbabwe, accusing them of campaigning for the opposition.
Since Mugabe stole white-owned farms and handed them over in small plots to black Zimbabweans the country has gone from “the breadbasket of Africa” to a destitute, net importer of food, reliant on international aid.
The problem in Zimbabwe […]

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