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Archive for October, 2009

31 Oct

Not suitable for children

It’s traditional to bedeck websites with scary images at Halloween.  Google has this rather tame offering: I prefer something a bit more scary …

31 Oct

Science Museum poll changes again!

The joke that is the Science Museum’s poll on climate change has taken another bizarre twist with the apparent reversion to the previous poll results prior to the poll being reset back to zero then changed to an almost 50/50 split.  It now shows 5,000 more “count me out” votes than “count me in”. The [...]

28 Oct

Girl murdered after meeting Facebook stranger – WTF?

A 17 year old girl has been murdered after meeting a predator on Facebook. The girl agreed to meet a man who claimed to be a 16 year old boy who allegedly then murdered her. The usual criticisms of social media have been rolled out by the usual suspects along with the traditional warning of [...]

28 Oct

West Midlands Police “ban” film in Birmingham

West Midlands Police have advised cinemas in Birmingham not to show an independent film about black gang warfare filmed and produced in Birmingham because it is negatively stereotypical.  Cineworld and Odeon have refused to show the film in Birmingham as a result. This is just wrong.  Very wrong.  It is not the place of the [...]

27 Oct

Help me, I’m turning into my dad

I’m away from home this week on a training course and I took a walk into Watford town centre this evening to find somewhere to eat. Maybe I’m just getting old or maybe society realy is taking a turn for the worst because I found myself shaking my head in dismay at the sights that [...]

27 Oct

Science Museum start again with climate change poll

The excellent Englishman’s Castle tipped us off last week that the Science Museum was asking people to vote on whether they were convinced by climate change propaganda and wanted the British government to negotiate a return to the dark ages (count me in) or whether they were unconvinced (count me out). The poll was massively [...]

26 Oct

Destruction of the Jewish faith, my arse

A court has ruled that a school has broken the law by refusing admission to a child that the Chief Rabbi considered  to not be a proper jew. Interestingly, the judgement is based on the assertion that “Jewish” is a race, not just a religion.  Which is bollocks.  The rules are that anyone with a [...]

26 Oct

Karadzic show trial begins today

The trial of Radovan Karadzic starts today at the War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague. Karadzic is defending himself and has asked for a 10 month adjournment to prepare his defence, a request that has been dismissed as a delaying tactic. But the prosecution has filed over 1m pages of evidence against him which raises [...]

25 Oct

CEP: Glasgow Mean Time

The clocks went back an hour this morning to mark the return to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT). Every year since 1916 – excluding the second world war years – the clocks have changed twice a year, bringing lighter mornings during the winter at a cost darker evenings. The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents [...]

24 Oct

Count me out

Via An Englishman’s Castle, the Science Museum is inviting you to tell them if you’re convinced about climate change “evidence” and want the British government to negotiate a dangerous and expensive deal strong, effective, fair deal to return us to the dark ages prove they’re serious about climate change.  It even helpfully invites you to [...]

23 Oct

Griffin was shit … but not as shit as Straw

So how did Nick Griffin’s first outing on Question Time go?  A mixed bag in my opinion. Most of the programme was dedicated to attacks on the BNP or Nick Griffin, most of which was lapped up by a baying audience that was disproportionately full of black and asian people.  Nick Griffin looked uncomfortable and [...]

22 Oct

Nick Griffin on Question Time and UAF thugs strike again

Nick Griffin will be on Question Time tonight in front of what is probably going to be the bigget TV audience Question Time has ever had. And the reason why Griffin is going to be getting this huge amount of publicity?  Because the anti-democratic, anti-BNP idiots have made such a fuss about him appearing on [...]

21 Oct

Stop the BNP: Vote UKIP

Oh dear, oh dear, another leaked BNP membership list.  Things aren’t looking up for the BNP are they? Last week Nick Griffin was forced to accept that the BNP cannot lawfully refuse membership to non-white or non-”British” people.  A court ruled – using a bill that isn’t a law yet, it seems – that the [...]

19 Oct

Bloggers4UKIP: Court of Appeal rules in favour of Electoral Commission

As reported in the media today, the Court of Appeal has ruled in favour of the corrupt Electoral Commission and ordered Westminster Magistrates Court to change its ruling that UKIP only has to forfeit £18,481 of the £363,697 in impermissible donations received from Alan Bown. The donations were found to be impermissible because Alan Bown [...]

19 Oct

Adonis and Hain want to sit in House of Commons

The unelected English Transport Minister, Lord Adonis, says that he and the unelected English Business Secretary, Peter Mandelson, would love to sit in the House of Commons to answer MPs’ questions directly instead of by proxy in the House of Lords. The BBC points out that the Shadow English Transport Minister and the Shadow English [...]

17 Oct

Details, details …

Orange has this clever feature when you ring customer services where you enter your password on your phone keypad – 2 for abc, 3 for def, etc.  It’s a great idea, assuming you don’t have one of these: You’ll note that, unlike regular mobile phones, the number keys don’t have a set of letters on [...]

16 Oct

This is a local cafe for local people

Our poor precious MPs aren’t very happy that the number of seats reserved for them and their guests in the Strangers Cafe in the House of Commons has been reduced so that the peasants don’t have to wait so long while the MP’s reserved seating area sits half empty. Fifteen MPs have signed a motion complaining [...]

15 Oct

Swine Flu vaccinations start next week

A swine flu vaccine is apparently going to be available from next week on the NHS after being fast-tracked through the European Empire’s approval process. Since the kids have gone back to school the number of cases has started going back up – as it was predicted to do – but there still haven’t been [...]

14 Oct

Och aye the fucking noo

A translation company is advertising for “Glaswegian English” interpreters. The advert says: “GLASWEGIAN” Interpreters: Translation company seeks speakers of “Glaswegian English” with knowledge of vocabulary, accent, nuances, to meet interpreting needs of clients who fund it an unexpected challenge.  I expect the Scottish government will be giving out grants for “Glaswegian English” interpreters before long.

11 Oct

The worms are turning

You’ve got to laugh haven’t you?  Eco-terrorists from Greenpeace have managed to get themselves onto the roof of Westminster Palace and are staging a rooftop protest calling for “change the politics”. This is what happens when governments use militant protest groups as proxies – they always end up getting out of control and turning on [...]

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