The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t.  The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]

Lib Dim Welsh Assembly member, Kirsty Williams AM, has set up a Welsh Lib Dim Diversity Fund and her colleague, Peter Black AM, is soliciting £100 donations for the fund. The “Diversity Fund” has been set up to raise money to fund election campaigns for female, ethnic minority, disabled and disadvantaged Lib Dim candidates in [...]

Liebour have won the by-election in Glenrothes, a bordering constituency to No Mandate Brown’s Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath constituency. When John MacDougal died earlier this year (following a visit by Jonah Brown, incidently) Liebour had a majority of over 10,000.  Their majority has now been reduced to 6,737 with a swing to the SNP of 5%. [...]

The Scottish Illiberal Dumocrats have elected a new leader – Tavish Scott, MSP for Shetland. In his acceptance speech he likened himself to Olympic gold medal winner, Chris Hoy, several times, following in the footsteps of El Gordo who was using the Olympics as a platform to spout his British nationalist propaganda.  A true politician [...]

Nuruzzaman Hira, a former candidate for the frankly bizarre Respect party and the equally pointless spin-off, Left List, has defected to the Illiberal Dumbocrats. This wouldn’t be newsworthy in the slightest if it wasn’t for the response by the local Liebour nutters who said it showed a “lack of principle”. Strange that because a lefty [...]

I already wrote about the Glasgow East by-election result on the CEP blog this morning so I won’t do it again here except to comment on what an enormously stupid muppet Nick Clegg is for failing to lay the boot in to Gordon Brown like anyone with an ounce of political sense would do. While [...]

The Illiberal Dumbocrat leader, Nick Cleggover, says that schools “must tackle homophobia” because 2/3 of gay people in school report homophobia. Quite a shocking statistic that.  You’d have thought it would be nearer 100% like it is with fat kids, thin kids, tall kids, short kids, clever kids, thick kids, rich kids, poor kids and [...]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – nobody stands a chance of winning a by-election but the Conswervative at the moment. John Howell took 56.95% of the vote and ended up with nearly a 10,000 vote majority. Liebour came fifth and lost his deposit, being beaten by the Illiberal Dumbocrats, the Green [...]

Tom Wise, the independent MEP has been arrested for allegedly obtaining money by deception. Wise was elected as an MEP for UKIP but was expelled from the party last year. The fact he’s now an independent MEP and nothing to do with UKIP hasn’t stopped Illiberal Dumbocrat blogger, Norfolk Blogger, from using the story for [...]

Last year 1.8m people managed to add their names to a petition calling for road pricing plans to abandoned.  The people who run the petitions.pm.gov.uk website said that if the website had managed to cope with the load, it would have had over 2m signatures. There are 60m living in the UK, about 45m are [...]

The Illiberal Dipshits have appointed Lembit Öpik, MP for Montgomery, to their shadow cabinet with responsibility for housing. Housing is devolved to the Welsh Assembly in Mr Öpik’s own constituency so his constituents were unable to give him a mandate on English housing.  I’ve just sent the following email to his constituency office: Dear Mr [...]

I just sent the following email to Nick Clegg after reading that he has already dismissed a suggestion that we should have an English Parliament by saying that he will devolve power to “regions and communities” rather than the our country as most people want … Dear Nick, Could you please tell me what plans the [...]

Minge Campbell, the geriatric leader of the Illiberal Democrats, has finally put an end to the longest resignation in history and officially handed in his notice. He should probably give a few weeks notice but in the circumstances – he’s 143 years old and moves with the help of strings attached to his arms and [...]

Minge Campbell, the geriatric leader of the Illiberal Democrats, is facing not so subtle challenges to his leadership of the party. Sir Minge said that his age wasn’t an issue but that he would make it an issue at the next election because “With Age Comes Experience, with age comes … erm … with er …” Senility?  [...]

Illiberal Dumbasscrat blog, Quaequam, is attempting to explain why an English Parliament is bad and why English people should submit to having their nationality and national identity abolished and their country broken up and lost forever. This one is particularly entertaining in that the author really does seem to believe his somewhat bizarre claims, the [...]

The drunken failure, Charles Kennedy, has been caught smoking on a train. The former leader of the Illiberal Dipshits was not given an illegal on-the-spot fine but was given a talking to by British Transport Police. The ginger whinger apaprently told officers that he thought he was allowed to lean out of the window and [...]

Conservative Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne, says that the Tories will carry on Liebour’s “reform” of public services. Liebour have butchered public services, turning the country into a pseudo-socialist dictatorship.  Less well-off people are forever indebted to a “benevolent” state which taxes them to the hilt and drip feeds them just enough money to keep them [...]

The Illiberal Democrats are up shit creek without a paddle. They received a £2.4m donation from 5th Avenue Partners Ltd, a company that the High Court has ruled is entirely fraudulent and has never traded.  Electoral law says that a company must be carrying on business in the UK to be allowed to make a donation [...]

Jenny Tonge, Lib Dum peer, has been criticised again for upsetting the Israeli’s. Tonge was sacked from the front benches for suggesting that the only difference between a Palestinian suicide bomber and an Israeli bomber pilot is that the Palestinian gives up their life and the Israeli goes to the bar for a beer afterwards. [...]

Sir Minge Campbell, the geriatric North British leader of the Lib Dums, has announced his latest lefty-liberal policy. Not to be outdone by Dangerous McDave and his band of Lefty Conservatives with their all-women shortlists, Sir Minge has announced that local Lib Dum Associations that “positively” discriminate against white English men to field minority and/or women [...]