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Archive for September, 2008

30 Sep

Ghurkas win court case

A group of retired Gurkhas brought a test case against the British government in the High Court for the right to live in the UK today. The judge ruled that we owe a moral debt to the Gurkhas and that it is unlawful to deny them the right to live in the UK. The fact [...]

30 Sep

It’s all shit

The FTSE has dipped below 5,000 points for the first time in a couple of years after Sunday night’s announcement that Bradford & Bingley was to be nationalised and asset stripped. It’s gone into a downward spiral again today, along with the major world markets, on the back of the US congress’ refusal to approve [...]

29 Sep

Bradford & Bingley will be nationalised

It’s been confirmed this morning that Bradford & Bingley is to be nationalised and its savings business sold to the Spanish bank, Santander. Bradford & Bingley has £50bn of debts, including £41bn of outstanding mortgages, which the taxpayer will take on whilst the profitable £20bn savings business is to be sold to Santander. Someone’s got [...]

28 Sep

Bradford & Bingley to be nationalised?

According to the BBC, Bradford & Bingley is to be nationalised. There was speculation yesterday that it might have been sold to Banco Santander, the Spanish owner of Abbey National, but it looks like Santander and the other banks will instead be able to cherry pick which bits they want because B&B is going to [...]

27 Sep

Pirates Hijack Military Cargo Ship

Pirates have hijacked a boat 200 miles off the coast of Somalia. This is nothing new, of course, 2008 has been a bumper year for piracy. In fact, I blogged about Somali pirates back in April when some muppet thought it would be a good idea to take their million pound yacht to the piracy [...]

27 Sep

Gordo moves into B&B

El Gordo is steering us expertly through these difficult economic times, as promised. He’s expertly steered Northern Rock into bankruptcy and nationalisation, he’s expertly steered the economy into a recession, he’s expertly steered HBOS into an emergency takeover by Lloyds TSB and now he’s expertly steering Bradford & Bingley either into the hands of the [...]

27 Sep

Oh balls

Liebour: the party of nationalist socialists … Technorati Tags: Liebour, Ed Balls

25 Sep

Thieving Bastards

Metric Martyr, Neil Herron, was in the High Court in London today to seek a judicial review into the civil parking fines system. Neil has argued for a long time that the parking adjudication service isn’t impartial because it’s funded by taking a percentage of any fines that are paid. The Human Rights Act says [...]

25 Sep

Block Quotes

I changed the blockquotes the other day, got fed up with seeing all that angry red on the page. If the blockquotes don’t look right – the images are mismatched or the text is white on a white background or some other strangeness – press Ctrl+F5 to force a reload of the page. Don’t come [...]

25 Sep

EU wants to kill motorcyclists again

Regular reader, KeithS, send me this message this morning: You can rely on the EU never to give up on a bad cause… http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3075189/EU-resurrects-daytime-running-lights-plan.html  You’re not wrong Keith.  Back in October 2006, Federal Europe said that it wanted every vehicle to have its lights on at all times.  They said it would save lives but motorcycling [...]

24 Sep

England Expects shut down by EU

It’s no secret that Federal Europe hates blogs – they don’t like the idea of a source of topical information and commentary that they can’t control. Hence their calls for regulation of blogs. Sadly, they have found a way of silencing Gawain Towler, the author of England Expects. Gawain works for the Independence and Democracy [...]

23 Sep

Gordo’s Speech

Why oh why oh why do I do these things? I got a Google alert with a link to El Gordo’s conference speech so I clicked on the link and started reading. Still, my pain means you don’t have to read his evil words. Taking one for the team, what a guy. So, where to [...]

23 Sep

Cheap text messages for foreigners

Federal Europe is going to force mobile phone companies to cut the cost of text messages in Europe from an average of 23p to 9p. Whoop de fucking do. Hands up who’s been abroad this year. Hands up who sent loads of text messages while they were there. Hands up who regularly uses their mobile [...]

22 Sep

You can’t make stuff like this up …

Just looking for some information on a recent event held by Telford & Wrekin Council and came across the Leisure, Culture and Tourism page. First thing I noticed was the missing comma in the title so it reads “Leisure Culture and Tourism”. It’s just a little thing but without the comma the title means something [...]

22 Sep

Caption Competition

Gordo: “That’s right young man, national debt is just the right size” Boy: “David Cameron’s lead is much smaller when you look at it through these special glasses Uncle Gordon” Technorati Tags: Gordon Brown, Caption Competition

22 Sep

Jonah Brown claims another victim

Everything he touches turns to shit.  Everywhere he goes disaster follows.  Jonah Brown is a living, breathing curse. The BBC reports that Tory defector, Councillor Les Byrom, collapsed yesterday minutes after addressing the Liebour Party conference. Councillor Les Byrom, from Southport, Merseyside, was given a standing ovation after saying Mr Brown could become “an iron Prime Minister”.  [...]

21 Sep

Mbeki resigns as South African president

All I will say is good fucking riddance. Thabo Mbeki is a racist shit who is an integral part of the problems in the south of the continent and Zimbabwe in particular. The world will be a better place without this two-faced turd. Technorati Tags: South Africa, Thabo Mbeki

21 Sep

A super marketing idea

Supermarkets pay people a fortune to come up with ways of squeezing more money out of people that walk through their doors and the most of that effort is concentrated on enticing people to make spontaneous purchases. But they’re missing out on a trick here … How many times have you walked into a supermarket [...]

21 Sep

UKIP Video: Out of Control

UKIP and the Ind Dem group have produced a new video called “Out of Control: How the EU is costing you the earth”. There are two versions: Low Res (less than 2mbit connection) High Res (2mbit connection or higher) Technorati Tags: UKIP, Climate Change, Video

21 Sep

How do you explain this to a child?

Just fired this email off to the School Food Trust, a British government quango that runs school meal promotions in English schools … Hi, I am writing to complain about the High School Musical promotion being run by yourselves in the school my children go to. Under the terms of this promotion, children having school [...]

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