Spotted at our local school the other day … … anti-climb paint on a climbing wall.

Put your factor 400 sun cream back in the drawer, the National Solar Observatory and US Air Force Research Authority have warned that we could be heading for a mini ice age within a decade thanks to a drop in sun-spot activity. I remember the tail end of the scaremongering over the impending ice age [...]

Facebook fans in Pakistan will no doubt be pleased to learn that a home-grown rival to Facebook has been released following the site being banned in the country …

The Tory MP, Eric Pickles, is saying on Twitter that No Mandate Brown has told the News of the World that he will stay on for a full term if Liebour is re-elected in this year’s general election. So that’s 5 more reasons not to vote for Liebour when Bottler Brown eventually calls an election. [...]

Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt, both former Ministers, have written an open letter to all Liebour MPs calling for a secret ballot on No Mandate Brown’s leadership of the party. They say the party is “deeply divided” and that the question of McBroon’s leadership needs to be “sorted out once and for all”. The Liebour [...]

We went to KFC the other night.  The chicken was great, of course, as you would expect from KFC.  Must be the battery farmed, force-fed chickens. Anyway, I noticed that they’ve all got new name badges with new job titles such as “Front Till Expert” and “Window Till Expert”.  In fact, every name badge I [...]

The 29 eco-terrorists that stopped a coal train going into the Drax power station have been convicted of obstructing the train and sentenced to community service. Back in September a group of hippy freaks from Greenpeace broke into Kingsnorth power station and caused £30k of damage.  They got away with it because they convinced a [...]

One of my spies tells me that the council took the £75 fine I sent to them for leaving my bins in the road to a meeting with their contractor, TWS. Apparently TWS thought it was funny but the council weren’t amused and told them to sort it out.  Needless to say, my bins were [...]

Some people accuse me of being a piss-taker, how can they say such things? This will be in the post today. Technorati Tags: Telford, Wheelie Bins, Fixed Penalty

Just watching the very excellent new ITV drama, Mumbai Calling.  Tonight’s episode guest stars Richard E. Grant … Now, for instance, if someone speaks to you like this: “I don’t like you, I deep fry my breakfast and give cigarettes to my children” … they are called Scottish people who have no appreciation for the [...]

This job advert was in the Shropshire Star tonight.  It was so unusual, I had to give it a public airing … Glue pot wanted. Will live in the Wrexham area and work from home. Will be computer literate and attractive personality with a flair for organising and acting as part time secretary, dogsbody, research [...]

Inspired by Toque … Technorati Tags: No Mandate Brown, English Parliament, MestupCard

The Number 10 petitions team have obviously got bored of trying to filter out the joke names from the Support the PM petition. After the list got to about 170 signatures, most of which I saved for prosperity, they took out all the spam and were left with … 7 names.  Oh dear. There have [...]

The petition calling on El Gordo to resign now has over 25k signatures. But it’s spawned another petition calling for him to carry on leading our great country which I would urge you to sign.  I don’t imagine the petition will be there for long so I’ll list the names below … Brad Owen john [...]

No, this isn’t the new UK Fuel logo for a new type of eco-friendly power station, it’s the logo of the United Kingdom First Party. The motto of the UK First Party is “Country before self” – a rallying call for fascists everywhere, very Musollini-esque. Fascism is a radical, authoritarian nationalist ideology that aims to [...]

Normally I’m all for depriving environmentalists of oxygen but the lentil eating hippy that did this to Mandelson deserves her five minutes of fame.  Then she needs to be deprived of oxygen. Technorati Tags: Peter Mandelson, Custard

Good old Jeremy Clarkson, he always manages to get himself into trouble.  He’s got a long way to go before he can challenge Boris Johnson or Prince Phillip for the top spot but he’s a solid contender. This time he’s offended blind people, disabled people and Scottish people by calling El Gordo a one-eyed Scottish [...]

From the Daily Mash, via the ginger one: Technorati Tags: Daily Mash, Funny

I know it’s hard to believe but it appears that being a Scottish bank hasn’t, as previously thought, been a good enough reason for investors to plough their life savings into a bankrupt Royal bank of Scotland. Go figure. RBS had another bumper rights issue as part of the deal with the devil Alistair Darling [...]

Please try not to laugh, this is deadly serious. Someone has leaked the BNP’s membership list and posted it on the internet. Some BNP members are less than please judging by the comments on one BNP blog. Some of them are unhappy because they’re ashamed of their membership and have been outed and some are [...]