Mumbai Calling

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Just watching the very excellent new ITV drama, Mumbai Calling.  Tonight’s episode guest stars Richard E. Grant …

Now, for instance, if someone speaks to you like this:

“I don’t like you, I deep fry my breakfast and give cigarettes to my children”

… they are called Scottish people who have no appreciation for the touring theatre and whatever they say to you or indeed throw at you your answer must always be “screw you Jimmy”.  After me …
All: Screw you Jimmy

But what if you’re not speaking to Jimmy?

They’re all called Jimmy, it’s the law


Ant and Dec are from Newcastle, they seem so normal

On the outside yes, on the inside they’re bastards

Funny but a little unfair on the cheeky chaps from Tynside.

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  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Did’nt you all know this already?


  2. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Mandy is’nt a fruitcake and does’nt serve 2 masters, he is a highly accomplished operative and only serves himself

    Sure, at the moment, the Euro is run by the Krauts & Frogs but soon it will be run by Mandleson Caesar,its not called the Treaty of Rome for nothing

  3. Wes Mantooth (1 comments) says:

    Hope you’re not too upset at that vile Scotsman winning in Englandshire this afternoon. Fear not with your media on his back he’s unlikely to win at Wimbledon.

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    wes:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dont mention it, the more we mention it, the more successful he is

  5. axel (1214 comments) says:

    wes: you have to admit, he is a cock!

  6. axel (1214 comments) says:

    i think better opponents are a more likely cause for his demise

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