Just watching the very excellent new ITV drama, Mumbai Calling. Tonight’s episode guest stars Richard E. Grant …
Now, for instance, if someone speaks to you like this:
“I don’t like you, I deep fry my breakfast and give cigarettes to my children”
… they are called Scottish people who have no appreciation for the touring theatre and whatever they say to you or indeed throw at you your answer must always be “screw you Jimmy”. After me …
All: Screw you Jimmy
But what if you’re not speaking to Jimmy?
They’re all called Jimmy, it’s the law
Ant and Dec are from Newcastle, they seem so normal
On the outside yes, on the inside they’re bastards
Funny but a little unfair on the cheeky chaps from Tynside.