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Archive for November, 2006

30 Nov

My son the racist

Yesterday my 8 year old son was accused of racism at school.  One of his black friends was pulling monkey faces and he pointed to a picture of a monkey in a book that he was reading and said the boy looked like the monkey.  He realised that the boy might have been offended so [...]

29 Nov

More press coverage of English devolution/independence

No matter how hard the BBC try to bury the story, it just isn’t going away … The Business Next May is the 300th anniversary of the Union of the Scottish and English Parliaments, which followed the Union of the Crowns in 1603 and began the United Kingdom. It should be a cause for much [...]

29 Nov

Twat of the Week voting

The nominations are in an it’s time to cast your votes. Twat of the Week Peter Hain Charlie Falconer Gordon Brown Tony Bliar Douglas Alexander George Bush   The survey finishes in 2 days   Show Results A quick reminder of what they’ve all done to deserve a nomination:  “Terrorist supporter and sympathiser, obnoxious ugly git, [...]

29 Nov

Shropshire Star: Let’s have a national anthem for the English

Let us have a national anthem for the English  Shrewsbury MP, Daniel Kawczynski, has launched an Early Day Motion calling on Parliament to promote Jerusalem as the English national anthem. For too long now England’s sporting teams have had to stand through God Save the Queen before matches and put up with ignorant commentators calling [...]

29 Nov

Bliar admits England wants a parliament

Princess Tony has told the Yorkshire Post that if the people of England were asked if they wanted an English Parliament then they would vote for one.  He denied that they would vote for the breakup of the union despite a Sunday Telegraph poll showing that 48% of English people support independence. This is the [...]

28 Nov

81% of Sun readers want independence

Yesterday’s phone-in poll amongst Sun readers resulted in 81% of people saying they wanted English independence from the rest of the UK.

27 Nov

BBC censorship over independence poll

Yesterday’s poll in the Sunday Telegraph was possibly the most important news story of the year.  The results of the poll combined with the SNP’s projected win in the Scottish elections means that it is increasingly likely that the 300th anniversary of the Act of Union next year will be the last. So where is [...]

27 Nov

Twat of the Week nominations

Well, there’s certainly no shortage of contenders this week. Please let me have your nominations asap, either in the comments or by email.

26 Nov

Scottish Transport Minister says congestion fees only for England

Douglas Alexander, MP for Paisley & Renfrewshire South, Transport Minister for England, Secretary for State for North Britain, is introducing legislation to impose congestion charging on England. However, the legislation won’t apply in North Britain where the people who voted for him live because transport is devolved to the North British Parliament. Why should an MP elected [...]

26 Nov

The Union: Dead, Marw, Déide, Marbh, Neuvio, Marow

A poll in today’s Sunday Telegraph shows that a massive 68% of English people believe that England should have an English Parliament and 48% of people believe that England should declare its independence. What is most interesting is that English support for North British independence is higher than in North Britain. The figures are as follows: Should [...]

25 Nov

Bliar & Brown denounce independence

The Ignorant Jock is at the North British Labour Conference today (well he wouldn’t be at the English Labour Conference – there isn’t an English Labour Party) to tell the North British Labour Party faithful that independence would be a disaster for the nations and regions of the UK. No doubt he’ll harp on about [...]

25 Nov

Charles Clarke supports English devolution now

Former British Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, has suddenly decided that England needs devolution and that the current discriminatory devolution settlement is threatening the union. This isn’t the sort of opinion you suddenly have, he must have had the same opinion when he was in the cabinet and in a position to actually do something about [...]

25 Nov

Twat of the Week: Matthew Taylor

A clear winner again this week.  Matthew Taylor is the New Labour lacky who blamed bloggers for harming the relationship between politicians and the electorate.  He went on to say that bloggers make unreasonable demands and suggests that they don’t have a right to criticise politicians or question their actions. Twat of the Week Terry [...]

23 Nov

Charging Scots to drive into England

A British MP has suggested that North Britons should be charged £1.50 for driving over the border to England. The SNP have denounced it as another example of how North Britain pays through the nose for England (just don’t mention the £11.3bn subsidy or they might change their mind about North British independence). Can’t find [...]

23 Nov

Jack Straw on another planet

BBC Question Time had a question and answer session with the Demon Headmaster and somehow a question mentioning England managed to slip through the net.  His answer is below, my comments are in italics: Question from Stephen, London: As Leader of the Commons, how can having two Scottish MPs as the front runners for PM [...]

23 Nov

Cruisin’ for a Boozin’

The European Federation has ruled against a Dutch wine club which tried to get a ruling that they didn’t have to pay duty on fags and booze being imported from another EU member state. The ruling will disappoint smokers and drinkers alike who woud have been able to order their cigarettes and alcohol at booze [...]

23 Nov

EU consulates

The European Federation is pressing ahead with its plans to introduce EU consulates around the world. The consulates were part of the EU constitution which was rejected in a referendum by France and the Netherlands – both traditionally eurofederalist countries although my Dutch friends tell me that our clog wearing friends are rapidly cooling to [...]

21 Nov

Olympic Bill increases by £900m

The bill for hosting the 2012 Olympics in London has risen by another £900m. The Culture Secretary, Tessa Jowell, was hauled in front of MP’s to own up to the rising cost of hosting the Olympics. What isn’t clear, though, is how much of this £900m is down to the European Federation’s demand that the [...]

21 Nov

Is that allowed?

I saw a very interesting story in the Shropshire Star tonight involving the leader of Telford & Wrekin council. The council has set up a limited company which will be responsible for carrying out a lot of the executive functions currently vested in the elected council.  This company will be funded by the taxpayer, minority [...]

21 Nov

Twat of the Week voting

Please cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week competition. Click here to find out who Matthew Taylor is and here for Terry Grange’s nomination. Twat of the Week Terry Grange Matthew Taylor Gordon Brown Tony Bliar   The survey finishes in 2 days   Show Results

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