An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the richter scale struck Kent this morning. The quake is the strongest to strike England since the earthquake in Dudley in 2002 which several thousand pence worth of damage. Electricity supplies were interrupted and some homes had to be evacuated due to structual damage. So what’s with the title?  Didn’t [...]

The Zimbabwean Dollar – revalued at least once – is now standing at almost ZWN$500 to the pound.  Inflation has jumped to 2,200% in the last month alone. Before the Zimbabwean Dollar was revalued, a toilet roll cost over $145,000 which was the equivalent of about 45p. The average gross national income of a Zimbabwean [...]

The Tartan Taxman is adhering faithfully to Labour’s new policy of reminding Scots how much they stand to lose financially if they cut the English purse strings. He’s told the SNP that they can’t have it both ways – if they claim all the revenues from north sea oil and gas (including English oil and [...]

If you do nothing else today, sign this petition calling on the Prime Minister to refrain from signing any agreement to create a new European Union treaty without first holding a referendum to ascertain the opinion of the British public.

The boss of Tesco has come out “fighting” for the union claiming that the earth will fall of its axis, a pox will fall upon us all and our children will all be eaten by mutant polar bears who have flown south for the summer if the SNP wins the Scottish Parliament elections on May [...]

I’m off to the pub shortly for a St Georges Day drink with a colleague, I’ve taken the day off work and we’re having a BBQ later. The Monty Python’s Spamalot the Musical is attempting to break the world record for the largest coconut orchestra in the world. Staff at Lion Insulation in Kent have [...]

According to both YouGov and Populus, the SNP are looking at a comfortable victory in the Scottish Parliament elections on May 3rd. UK Polling Report, a YouGov spin-off, says that the last time a poll showed anything other than an SNP win was November last year. Worst case, SNP has a 4% lead over Liebour; [...]

There is a poll on the BBC News website asking if St Geroges Day should be a public holiday or not. The poll currently stands at 85.78% in favour with 4,994 votes. However, it wouldn’t be the BBC without a bit of anti-English bias – despite 4,280 votes in favour of a St Georges Day public holiday, out [...]

The Centre for Policy Studies has produced a new booklet detailing the 266 ways that agents of the state can legally enter your home without your permission. There are some interesting ones to watch out for … When blogging about politics it is important that you comply with the EC Fertilisers (England and Wales) Regulations [...]

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An ICM poll commissioned by the Campaign for an English Parliament shows support for an English Parliament is at 67% (press release). The poll shows that support in the North of England is highest at 70% and in Scotland, 72% of people polled support the establishment of an English Parliament. The results show that there is broad [...]

I had a revelation today only to be told by a colleague that I’m possibly slightly deluded. My suggestion was that Tony Bliar being elected in 1997 was part of a deliberate plot by the illuminati to piss me off.  Now this isn’t mere conjecture.  Everything Tony Bliar does I find personally offensive.  Everything he [...]

Seeing as how St George is under threat once again from the sandals and socks brigade, perhaps this might help … Our patron, who art in England, St George be thy name, thy kingdom come, England will become, devolved as it is in Scotland. Give us this day a hospital bed, and forgive those who discriminate [...]

An bunch of god-botherers and navel-gazing, beared, lentil eating, hemp wearing lefty liberal apologists have decided that St George is just too offensive and needs to be reinvented so that he’s more inclusive. A report called “When The Saints Go Marching Out: Redefining St George For A New Era” says: “It is time that St George [...]

I was making the kids lunches this morning half-watching BBC Breakfast and they had a Sikh and a black guy on the sofa talking about the police. I turned it up expecting to hear some claptrap about how the police are institutionally racist for picking on the minority groups responsible for the largest proportion of [...]

The Home Office is to introduce a system of points for immigration from next year. Under the scheme, highly skilled would-be immigrants would get enough points to be allowed to come into the country unsponsored.  Those without useful skills will still be allowed into the country but will need a sponsor. This won’t, of course, [...]

The Biased Broadcasting Corporation always deny that they are anti-English.  They have a BBC Scotland, BBC Wales and BBC Northern Ireland.  They have a BBC English Regions which is making an increasing amount of BBC2′s programmes but there is no BBC England. There’s an election in May, you might have heard mention of it.  The [...]

The Conswervative Party has a Welsh manifesto for the Welsh Assembly elections in May.  It also has a Scottish manifesto for the Scottish Parliament elections.  The same goes for the Liebour Party and the Lib Dums. There is one national party that has an English manifesto – UKIP.

David Cameron doesn’t want to be Prime Minister of England, he says: “I want to be prime minister of the United Kingdom. I don’t want to be prime minister of England. It would be easier in some ways [to give up on Scotland]. But I think it’s rather a small, narrow politics to try to [...]