The Tory Speaker, John Bercow, has announced his intention to introduce legally binding quotas for “diversity” of candidates for political parties. Under the rules, parties will be forced to have all black (not the rugby team), all asian, all women, etc. candidate lists to meet the quotas the fake-diversity obsessed British government forces on them. [...]

Female prisoners are very different to male prisoners, and while there is a consensus that we need to be tougher on male offenders there is also a broad consensus that where possible we should punish and reform females in the community and not in prisons. – Jack Straw  What the fucking fuck?  No, seriously, what [...]

The Demon Headmaster Jack Straw has backed down on trying to remove the defence of freedom of speech from a new law making inciting homophobic hatred a criminal offence. The Lords prevented the Ministry of Injustice from removing the right to freedom of speech four times before Jack Straw finally gave up. This new law [...]

Three years ago one of my kids was punished for “racism” at school after he called one of his black friends a monkey when we was pulling monkey faces and making monkey noises. The Manifesto Club has finally noticed that something is seriously amiss when primary and nursery school kids are being accused of racism [...]

David Camoron said “twat” on the radio when he was talking about Twitter. Whoop de fucking do. OFCOM said it was on their list of offensive words.  If you’re offended by the word “twat” then you are, quite frankly, a twat.  How could anyone be offended by an Old English word for a forest clearing? [...]

Chris Bryant MP, a minister in the Foreign & Commonwealth Office, says that the red cross logo used by the International Red Cross (IRC) is an offensive reminder to muslims of the crusades and should be replaced with the red crystal logo that the IRC have recently adopted. It is believed that the red cross [...]

Lib Dim Welsh Assembly member, Kirsty Williams AM, has set up a Welsh Lib Dim Diversity Fund and her colleague, Peter Black AM, is soliciting £100 donations for the fund. The “Diversity Fund” has been set up to raise money to fund election campaigns for female, ethnic minority, disabled and disadvantaged Lib Dim candidates in [...]

The Ministry for Inequality really is a bottomless pit of hypocrisy.  I sent the following Freedom of Information request the other day: 1.  What proportion of the Ministry’s employees are: a. Male b. Female 2.  What proportion of the Ministry’s employees are: a. White English (or British if you don’t record English nationality) b. White [...]

Harriet Harperson, the Minister for Equalities & Women, wants to force companies to publish reports on their gender pay gap.  As most of the trade and industry portfolio is devolved, Ms Harperson’s pledge to “narrow the gap between rich and poor and make Britain more equal” probably only applies to England. According to Ms Harperson, [...]

A copper from Merseyside has been sacked after his name turned up on the BNP membership list that was leaked in November. Even though the BNP, odious as it is, is a legal political party, police officers aren’t allowed to be members.  The reason the police give is that being a member of the BNP [...]

A month ago I wrote to Harriet Harperson after she announced that she would be launching an inquiry into the “too white” British Parliament.  I had all but given up on receiving a reply when out of the blue, one of her underlings sent a reply: Dear Wonko, Thank you for your email of November [...]

Harriet Harperson, the Minister for Women and Equality (there is no Minister for Men, of course, making it one of the most ironic job titles in the history of modern politics) has decided that the British government is “too white” and they must make efforts to make it more representative of the general population. She’s even intending [...]

In the last century, millions of men and women gave up their lives to protect King, Queen and country. Nearly a million “British” people died in World War 1 and nearly half a million in World War 2.  Whatever your views on war, these people should be remembered and buying and wearing a poppy in [...]

Sony has issued a worldwide recall of its new game, LittleBigPlanet, in case it offends muslims. They were warned by a beta tester that one of the backing tracks, written by a Somali muslim, contains two phrases that are in the Koran and might be considered offensive by fundamentalist muslim nutjobs. Sony release a game [...]

An Englishman’s Castle has been kind enough to reproduce a list of words and phrases that are now considered offensive by the British Sociological Association. The list of racist, disablist and sexist terms include: Old Masters Immigrants Developing nations Black Patient The Elderly Special Needs Civillisation Seminal Disseminate Chinese Whisper I’ve checked the list and [...]

El Gordo, the great provider, has seemingly rediscovered socialism. According to the BBC he’s unveiled a £910m package of measures to help people pay for their gas and electricity without putting peoples’ bills up.  Typical of the lazy-assed reporting that you see at the BBC when they’re faithfully spinning No Mandate Brown’s bullshit propaganda for [...]

Straight from the horses mouth, Harriet Harman wants companies to practice discrimination when considering similar applications for jobs: They might think we don’t want an all male team. We’ve got a new post coming up, we’ve got equally qualified men and women going for it, we are going to pick the woman because we want [...]

The Chief Constable of Cheshire, Peter Fahey, has said that “whispering campaigns” might be happening to prevent black or asian police officers from getting promoted and has called for a “fairer” system to ensure more of them get promotions. Fahey has previously called for a change in the law so that police forces will be [...]

The Ministry of Justice has decided to include Wales in a new bill to introduce specific offences relating to mental and physical abuse in hospitals.  The Welsh government said they didn’t need the law but some Liebour MPs and a peer complained and the MoJ has changed its mind. I’ve spent a lot more than [...]

I thought I’d mistakenly typed the wrong url in and got a spoof version of the BBC News website when I read this but no, it’s not a joke. Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, says that adopting Sharia Law in the UK is inevitible and we should just get on with it.  He [...]

Archbishop Cranmer tells us about a muslim Marks & Spencers shop assistant who refused to sell a childrens book of bible stories because it was “unclean”. There have been quite a few stories of late about muslim shop assistants at supermarkets refusing to sell alcohol and, in some cases, to even stack shelves in the [...]

Hazel Blears, the Communities Minister, is going to tell local authorities and public bodies to stop needlessly translating documents. Documents are routinely translated into any number of foreign languages so that foreigners who don’t speak English don’t feel left out.  The City of Westminster has gone further and started translating road signs into Polish. Blears says that [...]

A black man has had a whinge that his complaint about a market trader hasn’t been taken seriously enough. The market trader, foul heathen fiend that he is, has been selling … I can hardly bring myself to say it … Golliwoggs. Apparently, the man brings children from ethnic minorities to Market Drayton and he [...]

Yet another new offence came into being yesterday – inciting religious hatred. The hand-wringing apologists that brought about the incitement to racial hatred laws, where you don’t have to actually incite racial hatred to commit an offence but just need to say something that someone who isn’t white and English might take offence at, have [...]

An 18 year old girl has been refused permission to apply for a job with the  Environment Agency because she is white and English. The application form asked for ethnic origin and included “White Other, eg. Irish, Welsh, Scottish”.  The application said that preference would be given to those from minorities.  When asked if being White English [...]

A black binman from Burnley has been banned from wearing his Cross of St George bandana at work because it might be racist and/or offensive. Pendle Council told Matthew Carter that they had received complaints and gave him a verbal warning.  He was told that he is not allowed to wear any clothing with a [...]

The DTI is using taxpayers money to fund a “task force” to investigate barriers to black and ethnic minority businesses. Apparently, black and ethnic minority business owners find it harder to get finance for their business than white people born here. The “task force” looks like being another one of these unelected, taxpayer funded regional [...]

The British government is going to distribute a family survey to see if parents support a total ban on smacking children. The law was changed a couple of years ago so that if you smack your child hard enough to leave a mark you are guilty of assault and can be banged up for it. [...]

According to the Daily Mail, an open-air chapel at Belchamps Scout Centre in Essex has been cleansed of christian symbols to make it more inclusive. The chapel was built in woodland by volunteers between the two world wars and has been used by Scouts, Brownies, Guides and even couples getting married, regardless of their religion.  However, [...]

An bunch of god-botherers and navel-gazing, beared, lentil eating, hemp wearing lefty liberal apologists have decided that St George is just too offensive and needs to be reinvented so that he’s more inclusive. A report called “When The Saints Go Marching Out: Redefining St George For A New Era” says: “It is time that St George [...]