An English teacher sentenced to 15 days in prison in Sudan for allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear “Mohammed” is now facing calls for the death penalty from dress wearing jihadi’s.
Whilst it seems to be perfectly acceptable for the jihadi’s to call their sons Mohammed, a teacher who’s been in the country for a couple [...]

I’d like to wish a Happy St Andrews Day to all my Scottish readers, friends and enemies.
To mark our neighbour’s special day, I will refrain from taking the piss out of Scotland or Scottish people for the duration.
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Transport Ministers have approved funding of Federal Europe’s Galileo satellite navigation system from the general EU budget.
The £2.4bn cost (more like £3bn once fraud and theft has been taken into account) will be met from “spare” money.  Why are we throwing billions at Federal Europe if they don’t need it all?  Why don’t they give [...]

Wendy Alexander MSP has admitted receiving an illegal donation.  Her Scottish Liebour colleague, Charlie Gordon MSP, who asked for the donation has resigned as Liebour transport spokesman at the Scottish Parliament.
A property developer in Jersey - Paul Green - made a £950 donation to her leadership campaign through a property company in which he has a controlling [...]

The Israeli Prime Minister, Ehud Olmert, has warned that a failure to establish a Palestinian state will lead to the end of Israel at a conference in Annapolis on the Middle East peace protest.
Olmert was responsible for the unilateral withdrawal of Israeli settlers from illegal settlements in Palestine a few years ago.
Hamas, which won control [...]

A Welsh Liebour MP thinks that the union flag should be redesigned to include Wales.  Personally, I don’t care what they do it – it means nothing to me – but I did take the liberty of designing a new flag which gives every nation of the union a pro-rated share of the flag (5/80ths for Scotland, 3/80ths [...]

UKIP stands candidates in European Parliamentary elections to act as trojan horses.  The Tories used to claim their MEPs were there to represent our interests in Europe and to slow down the transfer of sovereignty to Federal Europe.
So why would they appoint arch-eurofederalist MEP, Philip Bushill-Matthews, as the leader of the Conswervative MEP group?
As David [...]

From the BBC … 
Ministers have come up with a “vibrant” new message to greet tourists arriving at Scotland’s airports. 
The new message is … “Welcome to Scotland”.
Gosh.
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The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan yesterday pledged to repay the £664,000 in illegal donations that his party knowingly took from David Abrahams.
The Labour Party has outstanding debts of £29,178,692 – nearly £29.2m.  Does Labour have sufficient liquidity to meet loan repayments?  No, it has had to restructure some of its loans.  Does it have [...]

Over the last few days I’ve had a few emails about Common Purpose but didn’t pay them much attention because I get bloody hundreds of emails.  But today I got an email from someone who wouldn’t bring it up unless there was something in it so I hopped onto Google to see what I could [...]

Sitting down after dinner last night Mrs Sane said “I bought some English butter from Tesco today.  You won’t like it though.”
Yep, you guessed it – it says English butter and has the union flag on it.
Tesco have already said that anything that has a union flag on it is English.  A Welsh company was told [...]

In most civillised countries a government that is caught breaking laws and abusing the public trust every couple of months would have collapsed and senior ministers and party officials would be enjoying some hospitality at Her Majesty’s pleasure.  So what’s it going to take to bring down this corrupt Liebour government?
The public were lied to [...]

Two asian teenagers – one 15 and the other 16 years old – were killed this weekend near Paris when they rode their stolen mini-moto into a police car on a routine patrol.  They weren’t being chased and they weren’t wearing helmets.  The response by their peers?

Villiers-le-Bel police station has been set on fire
Arnouville police [...]

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, is to be allowed to speak at an Oxford Union debate on free speech.  He will be joined by David Irving, a historian who was jailed in Austria for the thought-crime of saying that the Holocaust never happened.
It was looking a bit iffy for Griffin and Irving after protests against them [...]

Richard Branson is odds on favourite to take over Northern Rock.
Shareholders will have to decide on Branson’s plan to take over the bank and rebrand it Virgin Money.  Under the deal, shareholders will be left with one third of the bank between them and the bank will keep its stock market listing.
The two biggest shareholders [...]

Observant readers may have noticed a new graph under the title “Defattyfying” in the sidebar.
I went for a follow-up appointment with my consultant after my knee operation a few weeks ago.  The prognosis could have been worse.  True, it could have been worse as well but my glass is always half full!
Basically, doctors grade cartilage [...]

John Howard has conceded defeat to the Labor party in todays Australian general election.
The new Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, wants a “more compassionate” country and is another one of those make-believe greens that are infesting governments of the anglosphere.  Rudd has pledged to sign up to the Kyoto Treaty and to pull troops out of [...]

A group of 15 soliders that were injured in Afghanistan and Iraq have been verbally abused by a group of women at a swimming pool they were using as part of their rehabilitation.
The soliders, some of which have amputated limbs or severe burns, visit a council leisure centre at Leatherhead in Surrey once a week for [...]

Pakistan has been suspended from the Commonwealth again after General Musharraf failed to lift the emergency rule he put in place a few weeks ago when he thought he was not going to be allowed to be president.
Pakistan’s Supreme Court – now consisting only of loyal Supreme Court Judges that Musharraf has appointed himself – [...]

No, the company hasn’t been sold, I’m talking about ITV’s new drama, Sold.  It’s about estate agents which, you would think, would make it extremely dull.  But it isn’t, it’s actually very funny as everything that Kris Marshall (played Nick in My Family and does the BT adverts) appears in always is.
Also rather amusing are [...]

Bloody hell.  When was the last time England didn’t qualify for a European Championship?  Other than when we were banned from European football for having slightly more troublemakers than Vatican United and about 5 million percent less than, for instance, Turkey or Poland.  But that’s another story.
England lost 3-2 to Croatia last night and failed to [...]

The CEP’s Mike Knowles has had an article published in The House Magazine, a House of Commons publication for MPs and politicos.
Read it here.
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The European Agriculture Commissioner, Mariann Fischer Boel, has announced that any farmer receiving more than €100,000 under the Single Payment Scheme will get their payments capped.
The Common Agriculture Policy (CAP) accounts for a third of Federal Europe’s budget and is responsible for the “wine lakes” and “cheese mountains” that have been in the news periodically [...]

HM Revenue & Customs have lost two CDs containing personal data of every family with children under 16.
There is some confusion over what data has actually gone missing and the circumstances around its loss.
Firstly, the CDs have been lost in transit between a HMRC building and the National Audit Office.  They may have been lost [...]

A university lecturer who was banned by the Attorney General from taking legal action has found a way round the ban by launching another racial discrimination case in Northern Ireland.
The Hindu “Indian American” was named a vexatious litigant by the Attorney General after starting 40 discrimination cases against various universities and academic bodies in the [...]

No Mandate Brown is slowly but surely revealing himself as the tin-pot dictator we all know him to be.
Between 2009 and 2014, new rules will come into force requiring 53 pieces of information to be captured and handed over to the state for every journey in and out of the country.  As well as the [...]

Heather Mills is mad as a fucking hatter.  She turned up in a 4×4 to the unveiling of some new posters bearing her picture to tell us meat eating heathens that we’re all contributing to global warming by drinking milk and eating beef.
“Meat and dairy animals produce more greenhouse gases than all the worlds transport [...]

The One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan has announced more “green” measures today, including the possibility of an increase in the target for reducing carbon emmissions by 2050 from 60% to 80%.
How is this going to be achieved?  Well, extra taxation, obviously.  The annual price of driving a car will probably end up being more than the [...]

The BBC Trust is going to review the BBC’s impartiality following devolution.
Cardiff University School of Journalism is going to review the BBC’s coverage of local elections in England and the elections to the Scottish Parliament, Welsh Assembly and Northern Irish Assembly.  The report will be authored by Dr Anthony King, professor of government at Exeter [...]

A Scottish woman who doctors said was 30lbs overweight has travelled to Malta for two hip replacements at a cost of £7,000 each because the Scottish NHS refused to even put her on the waiting list.
I guess I must be lucky (if you look at it that way) in that I’ve never been turned down for [...]