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11 Oct

Surgery Picture

If you’re squeemish, don’t enlarge the picture below.  I changed the dressings on my knees this morning and they’re still oozing a bit …

The big scar you can see down the middle is actually two scars from previous surgery.  No photo’s of those I’m afraid, they were pretty gruesome.  I’ve got some pictures of the inside of my knee that I’ll post when I get round to scanning them in.

7 Responses to “Surgery Picture”

  1. 1
    KeithS (80 comments) Says:

    There are few things more fascinating than being shown the on-going scars of someone else’s operation )

  2. 2
    WiIlliam Gruff (16 comments) Says:

    You call that a knee do you?

  3. 3
    wonkotsane (1073 comments) Says:

    Usually I call it a knee although sometimes I call it “ow, fuck shit that bloody hurts”.

  4. 4
    WiIlliam Gruff (16 comments) Says:

    Wonko, as everyone knows, knees are knobbly, hairy and covered in callouses, scabs and warts.

  5. 5
    wonkotsane (1073 comments) Says:

    Too fat to be knobbly, too scarred to be hairy and no callouses or scabs because I haven’t been able to kneel on them (apart from on a bed ) ) for years.

  6. 6
    Alfie the OK (19 comments) Says:

    That is not a knee – it’s the baldy Chinese bloke from Kung Fu who used to call David Carradine, ‘Grasshopper’….

  7. 7
    Karl (40 comments) Says:

    Psh, man. You haven’t caught me yet!

    Call that a scar..’tis but a scratch! Now get on your knees and worship me in a manner becoming to my sheer magnitude of excellence, bitch..;)

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