The Environment Agency plans to force water companies to spend money on installing water meters in every home in England and Wales to try and force people to use less water. Their crackpot team of fake scientists have a bullshit theory that global warming will result in up to 80% less water in rivers by [...]

The BBC’s financial fraud, Robert Peston, has “predicted” that the Dunfermline Building Society could be bought by the Nationwide.  Like most of Peston’s “predictions”, it’s already old news by the time he makes his pronouncement. It was surprising that the Treasury didn’t bail out the Dunfermline because most of its branches are in El Gordo’s [...]

The Home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been caught claiming expenses for her husbands porn. She says that she accidently claimed for her Sky TV bill – complete with porn – along with her internet connection. Her husband, Richard Timney, has apologised for embarassing his wife.  I can’t blame the poor bloke to be honest, imagine [...]

Stuart Wheeler, the multi-millionaire who has donated millions to the Tories, has defected to UKIP. When David Camoron reappointed arch-eurofederalist Ken Clarke to his shadow cabinet, he managed to not only irritate vast swathes of the Tory membership but also Stuart Wheeler, their biggest donor. Wheeler warned Camoron that he wasn’t happy and they needed [...]

Lib Dem MP, Evan Harris, has introduced a private members bill to alter the succession to the Crown and to lift the ban on heirs to the throne marrying catholics. Aside from the fact that there are far more important things to worry about, is it really a constructive use of very expensive parliamentary time [...]

The Daily Mail has an article from British nationalist Robert Hardman, on why England shouldn’t have its own national anthem or parliament and should continue as the last colony of the British Empire. I didn’t think it was possible for a professional journalist to write such a long article and manage to miss the point [...]

Spotted in Tesco the other day … Sadly, this was the only shelf with anything on it marked as English.  Plenty of Scottish products side-by-side with “British” alternatives but Mrs Sane wouldn’t let me take any more pictures. Technorati Tags: Tesco

Andy “Anyone but England” Murray lost again last night against Nadal.  Shame. Technorati Tags: Anyone but Murray

A copper from Merseyside has been sacked after his name turned up on the BNP membership list that was leaked in November. Even though the BNP, odious as it is, is a legal political party, police officers aren’t allowed to be members.  The reason the police give is that being a member of the BNP [...]

The cheese eating surrender monkeys last week and the sweaty socks this week.  We might not have won the Six Nations but we battered both the auld enemies and that’s good enough for me. Technorati Tags: England, Scotland, France, Rugby, Six Nations

When the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) invaded Gaza, there were countless reports of human rights abuses and what could only be described as cold-blooded murder perpetrated by the IDF. Of course, the appeasers defended Israeli terrorism as they always do, claiming that Israel was acting in self-defence and that the Palestinians were lying about the [...]

Amnesty International has told the Northern Irish First Minister and Deputy First Minister that they should follow the leader of the Irish Republic and consider taking released prisoners from Guantanamo Bay. The Northern Irish government doesn’t have the power to make this kind of decision, it’s a reserved matter.  Amnesty International should shut the fuck [...]

Had a leaflet this morning from a fake charity called Europe Family Link asking for clothes. This is an unusual one because it’s linked to a real charity but EFL isn’t a charity despite the leaflet implying that it is. Northamptonshire Trading Standards complained last year about the leaflet to the Advertising Standards Agency. The [...]

UKIP Telford & Wrekin Branch Celebrating St Georges Day on the evening of the 23rd April at The Telford White House Hotel Watling Street Wellington Telford TF1 2NJ Tickets £12.50 each Arrival 7.00 – 7.15 Meal 7.30pm Ends around 10.30pm Brass Band Meal Fish & Chips and Mushy Peas Apple Pie This is the time [...]

I’m sure the global warming propagandists will love to learn that I got a dose of heat stroke on Sunday.  Yes, heat stroke in England in March. I spent most of Sunday in the garden putting up a fence around the patio to stop the hound of the wonkovilles from getting into the garden, had [...]

A Shropshire man has fallen foul of the nationality lottery after Telford & Wrekin NHS Trust refused to treat him with Lucentis to try and save his sight. Allan Farley has punctate inner choroidopathy and two consultants have told him that Lucentis will help to save the sight in his right eye. He is already [...]

The following story graced the front page of Wednesday night’s Shropshire Star: MP’s bid for equal rights at factories Workers at a Japanese car part factory in Shropshire are not receiving the same state aid in the current economic climate as their Welsh counterparts, an MP has claimed. Shimizu UK has operations in Hortonwood, Telford, [...]

Good news!  The Royal Bank of Scotland has announced that it is going to use £1.7bn of the magic money the Bank of England invented to issue new mortgages.  But only in Scotland. RBS is, I imagine, keen to reassert its Scottish credentials now that the “English” government owns most of it.  How ironic that [...]

A massive gathering of climate change propagandists in Denmark have upped the stakes in the increasingly ludicrous and alarmist game of apocalyptic predictions. The current prediction by the propagandists is that sea levels will rise by about 2ft in the next few years but not enough people are panicking and throwing money at them to [...]

The British government is seriously considering dropping the national speed limit from 60mph to 50mph. There will be an option for local authorities to increase the speed limit on major roads back to 60mph if they can give a good enough reason to do so.  Although, as the highways departments of most local authorities seem [...]

A police officer has been shot dead in Northern Ireland, only two days after two soldiers were shot dead by the Real IRA. Sinn Féin took half a day to come up with a statement that they could all agree on on the killing of the two soldiers at the weekend before they settled for [...]

No, this isn’t the new UK Fuel logo for a new type of eco-friendly power station, it’s the logo of the United Kingdom First Party. The motto of the UK First Party is “Country before self” – a rallying call for fascists everywhere, very Musollini-esque. Fascism is a radical, authoritarian nationalist ideology that aims to [...]

Mrs Sane has finally accepted that we’re not having another baby and decided on a puppy instead so last night the Sane family welcomed Charlie, an 8 week old West Highland Terrier crossed with a Toy Poodle. And before any bright spark makes a comment, yes I am well aware of the irony of me [...]

Normally I’m all for depriving environmentalists of oxygen but the lentil eating hippy that did this to Mandelson deserves her five minutes of fame.  Then she needs to be deprived of oxygen. Technorati Tags: Peter Mandelson, Custard

One day the people of England will realise that socialists just cannot run the country.  The last time Liebour was in government they left the economy in tatters and sure enough, the economy is in tatters again.  Is it a co-incidence that most of Europe is run by socialists? The Bank of England has dropped [...]

There’s lots of talk about trying to take Fred Goodwin’s pension off him and the British government are making vague noises about a legal challenge but is there a case to answer? I’m sure the British govenment has a team of lawyers going through every clause of Goodwin’s contract, looking for any get-out clause but [...]

Basque nationalists have won 37 out of 75 seats in the Spanish general election which leaves them one seat short of a majority. The Basque Nationalist Party will have to form a coalition with Aralar, Eusko Alkartasuna and Ezker Batua and hope that the conservatives don’t jump into bed with the socialists if they are [...]

I’ve just had an interesting heated discussion with my parents and ended up calling them communists! My dad was having a bitch about the RBS chairman, Sir Fred Goodwin, and his eye-popping pension.  Naturally he thinks it’s a disgrace and that he should lose his pension because he’s failed at his job.  God, it was [...]

The West Midlands edition of the Politics Show is covering Sandwell Council’s banning of their annual St Georges Day Parade. Stone Cross St George Association, which runs the event, would like people to write in with their comments.  The programme starts at 12:30 today. I’ve just sent the following: Why isn’t Sandwell Council banning all [...]

To all my Welsh readers – Happy St David’s Day, isn’t it? To celebrate, here’s a picture of some of the finest Welsh totty … Technorati Tags: Wales, St Davids Day